JACKYL lyrics - Cut The Crap

Cut The Crap

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I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know I remember the days when men were men If it was up to me I'd bring 'em back again And I'd kick your candy asses up around your jaded ears (Chorus) I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock but what do I know I got friends with names like Slim Coy Just a dumbass country boy I'm just a dumbass country boy I punch the clock for 40 'cause it's all I know Remember the days of jammin' drugs and love And it was cool to say yes to all the above And I still can't find nothing wrong With saying yes to smoking mother nature (Chorus) I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock But what do I know Got friends with names like Slim Coy Now people listen to me I'm your social conscience I been gone for a while You've had to make it on your own Now people listen to me You got no social conscience You gotta get up, get up get over it That's right, I just wanna change the world Change the world's diapers All those tender ass sons o' bitches Who are all these goobers who say What's cool what's not cool What's hip not hip Call me a one hit wonder Well I might be a one hit wonder But then again it might only take me one hit To knock your teeth down your God damn throat It's time for me to drive this Impala You need to be programmed I'll program your ass Listen to me M.F. (Chorus) I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock But what do I know Got friends with names like Slim Coy I'm just a dumbass country boy I think people wanna rock But what do I know Got friends with names like Slim Coy It's the simple things that I enjoy With my friends that are named Slim Coy What do I know What do you know What does anybody fuck'n know

My Couch

JAKE MILLER "Us Against Them"
She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch Yea, her friends are downtown while we at the pad Chillin home, watchin episodes of Breaking Bad Man forget these other girls, we ain't got nothing in common I'd rather be with you up in the kitchen makin ramen You perfect the way are, not the type to hit the bar Her idea of going hard, is looking through the DVR With the sweat pants, hair tied, chillin with no makeup on Phone's blowin' up, friends are begging you to tag along I think they're jealous if you ask me They'll probably go out and get drunk just like last week Screw your friends, you can go tell Brooke and Ashley That you don't need the glitz and glamor when you have me 'Cause you ain't got nothing on but my tank and your undies So get on the floor and just tackle me, rugby You ain't like them other girls, no you ain't the same So baby come over, my couch is calling your name She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch Yea, so what you say baby? Put the recliner back High heels, black dress, you could say goodbye to that Could be anywhere but girl you're right here with me So during the commercial breaks, yea we getting frisky Ha-ha, you know the key to my heart Ordering chinese and playing Mario Kart You're worth more than the world to me, I ain't talkin Forbes list You don't need to dress up, you're drop dead gorgeous So baby just come and hang with me Phone on silent, tell em to let us be Your girls are takin shots in the VIP But here in my crib all the drinks are free So come lay in my arms, we could look up at the stars Got my fury ugg slippers and my bowl of lucky charms You ain't like them other girls, you ain't the same So baby come over, my couch is calling your name She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch [x2:] You ain't like them other girls You-ain't-like-them-other-girls You ain't like them girls So baby come over, my couch is calling your name [x2:] She don't wanna go out She'd rather chill in my house All her friends are partying while we dinin' in watching Netflix on my couch She don't wanna go out She just wanna come over, yea Your friends are in the VIP but you don't need a ID to come And kick it on my couch

Christmas Together

JAMIE GRACE "Christmas Together"
Close together, so close together Close together, Christmas together My 33’s on my Panasonic Like a cotton candy maker spinnin’ with harmonics And my mama’s singin’ to it My daddy’s dancing to it My sister and her suitor they’re smiling bout the future And I’m sittin’ thinking this is so nice Wouldn’t it be so great if it was always Christmas time The lights, the trees And the way they work together in perfect harmony The friends, the fam Gatherin’ the neighbors singin’ winter wonderland And unless you got twenty people Stuck on an elevator I can’t imagine a time when we’re all this close Close together, so close together Close together, Christmas together As I’m looking up at heaven I pray for snowy weather So I can have a reason to wear an ugly sweater And my friends must be thinking that I’ve lost my mind, my mind But I just love all the beauty around Christmas time The lights, the trees And the way they work together in perfect harmony The friends, the fam Gatherin’ the neighbors singin’ winter wonderland And unless you got twenty people Stuck on the elevator I can’t imagine a time when we’re all this close So lovely this time of year Mucho amor in the air And unless you got animals and people Crowded around the manger I can’t imagine a time when we’re all this close yeah Close together, so close together Close together, Christmas together Close together, so close together Close together, Christmas together The lights, the trees And the way they work together in perfect harmony The friends, the fam Gatherin’ the neighbors singin’ winter wonderland And unless you got twenty people Stuck on the elevator I can’t imagine a time when we’re all this close Close together, so close together (Like a band-aid, like some duct-tape, when we’re all this close) Close together, Christmas together

Masterpiece

JAHEIM "Ghetto Classics"
[Verse 1:] When she walked past the corner store I said hello what's your name she said Tracy Danis hello long hair, tight jeans, and stilletos conversation so good didn't want to let go shorty your a perfect 10 classical like violin I just can't settle for a friend I need to know you more [Chorus:] Your a masterpiece from your head to your feet well educated plus your so complete them other gurls be hatin cause your so unique I love u cause you from the streets how can I be down wit u shoot a couple rounds with you drop the mackin' down on u and love we can do what u wanna do [Verse 2:] I know I saw u round before bouncin on my block I saw u twice shoppin at the mall still lookin sweet and tender u got that smile that I'll always remember I only wanna get together love I'm tryna know u better we can make it last forever I can't get u out of my mind [Chorus:] [Bridge:] Tell me why you tryna play the kid out love stop frotin can a brother take u out some where I gotta lot of quality time to share gurl just say the word and I'm there all I wanna do is maybe hit the clubs have a few drinks grab a bite to eat and head to the crib so I can do my thing gonna have u up under my wimg

Art School

THE JAM "In The City"
Anything that you wanna do, anyplace that you wanna go Don't need permission for everything that you want Any taste that you feel is right Wear any clothes just as long as they're bright Say what you want, 'cos this is a new art school Do what you want if it takes your mind Better do it now, 'cos you won't have time And never worry if people laugh at you The fools only laugh 'cos they envy you Time is motion and the hands are fast Young words are mumbled, they don't always last It's up to us to be sure they understand Who makes the rules that make people select Who is to judge that your ways are correct The media as watchdog is absolute shit The TV telling you what to think Anything that you wanna do, anyplace that you wanna go Don't need permission for everything that you want Any taste that you feel is right Wear any clothes just as long as they're bright Say what you want, 'cos this is a new art school Do what you want, 'cos this is the new art school

On The Move

JAKE MILLER "Spotlight"
[Intro:] Yeah. Haha. We going old school on this one. Let's go Yeah. Uhh. Yeah, let's go [Hook:] Ain't no stopping us now, we're on the move Yeah, I'm on the move. You can hear me on the radio or watch me on the news, like Ain't no stopping us now, we're on the move Yeah, I'm on the move. All these labels wanna sign me, I don't know which one to choose. [x2] Aiyo, I'm always on the move, something different everyday Tonight I'm on the news, after that I'm on my way To Power 96 cause they say they wanna play My newest track that I finished earlier, today Upgraded from a dorm to a hotel suite No more sittin' in class, I'm in the first class seat Flying to the city, all these labels wanna meet With the kid that everybody's tryna sign like a receipt I'm the hip hop Bill Nye, always in the lab Mind's so sharp that my brain got stabbed Phone's blowing up, think I just got tagged Oh wait, it's just another kid who wants to collab Got photoshoots and interviews literally everyday Nothing that I haven't done, you can check the resume These the memories that nobody could take away And now my name's gettin' out, Double Play [Hook x2] Aiyo, I'm always on the move. Going here and there People see me out in public and they stop N stare I'm taking the cards life deals me, Solitare And I'mma win every hand 'til I'm a millionaire Putting college on hold, people tryna ask why I'm making the most out of life, that's why Plus I'd rather be a star than a frat guy And work hard to get bigger than a fat guy A couple months ago, I was a no name Used to stalk celebrities at the Heat game Gave my mixtape to Chris Brown, and Mac Maine To Rick Ross, and Khaled, and Weezy, and T-Pain Now the labels that they signed to Are callin' me back saying "we wanna sign you." Kids that used to hate saying "I'm behind you" And now they tellin' me I'm sicker than The Swine Flu [Hook x3]

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