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J. VALENTINE lyrics

Get Wit This

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[Snoop Dogg:] He's so fly and you know I got the 09 parked outside Snoopy Doopy crack a groupie Live the laverish life you can call it how you see it you can have if you like Boss dogg Boss ball baby pimpin on cars pool full of sharks backyard is full of my dogs (growl) From The Yay to L.A. shit they kno' 'bout me I don't think Lo can do it like me see [J Valentine:] He ain't got the game (I got) and He ain't got the swag (I got) he ain't got the car (I got) so You might as well get with this pimpin. [Verse 1:] I ain't here to dog ya man, I just wanna kiss on ya hand, cause ya body's got me in a Trance and all I had to do was see you dance, Peanut butter thick and cute shall we Take a ride in my coup? I feel the need to take off the roof and trust me girl your body Is the truth Girl that purple purple is burnin in, my executive presidental with flat T.V. Screens (ohh) I can have your body yearnin' in my executive presidental With flat T.V. screens [Chorus:] He ain't got the game (I got) and He ain't got the swag (I got) He ain't got the car (I got) So you might as well get with this pimpin He ain't got the team (I got) and He ain't got The jewels (I got) He ain't got the cash (I got) so you might as well get with this pimpin [Verse 2:] So is there any more room in them jeans, how can I get you on my team you got me Lookin through a high beam, and I ain't here to sell you a dream girl you got cushion for The pushin, I can bet it's wetter than the ocean (can I) rub you down with some aloe Vera lotion? Don't say a word I see your body motion Girl that purple is burnin in (oh yea) my executive presidential with flat T.V. screens (ohh ohh ohh) I can have your body yearnin in (yea) my Executive presidential with flat T.V.screen [Chorus:] He ain't got the game I got (he ain't got the game) He ain't got the swag I got (said he Ain't the swag no baby) He ain't got the car (he ain't got rims he ain't got the rims) I got So you might as well get with this pimpin (ohh noo) He ain't got the team I got He ain't Got the jewels I got (said he he don't got the jewels like me) He ain't cash I got so you Might as well get with this pimpin (Just make it rain baby jus make it rain) Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce yeaaaaa [Snoop Dogg:] (With Me With Me) [J Valentine:] (I kno you see me ridin by baby) Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce Bounce yeaaaaa [Snoop Dogg:] (With Me With Me) [Snoop Dogg:] If you, knew better, you d do better, so listen, it's presidential so peep what I'm presentin; I'm poppin bottles to bizzle position potent polific precison with the in vision of my mind To mack to ya, not the average every day lango, cash n tango, oranges and mangos the Colors of my cars, backseat I got a mini bar, oh my god you outta see my truck, Got a stripper pole in it make the hoes wanna fuck, why wouldn't ya wanna step ya Game up, and roll with the ice cold and I got diamonds in my cup 3 piece suit with 100 thousand dollar louie cuffs, two steppin on the dance floor, go on give it up [J Valentine:] He ain't got the game (I got) and he ain't got the swag (I got) He ain't got the car (I got) (Said I got it baby) so you might as well get with this pimpin (ohh ohh oh oh) He ain't got The team (I got) said He don't have the jewels I got (said he don't have the swag no baby) He ain't got the cash (I got) so you might as well get with this pimpin (just make it rain Baby make it rain baby) [fade out]

Crack Spot

JOELL ORTIZ "House Slippers"
Water, jar, coke, soda Fire, pot, stir, slower Ice, fluff, whip, boulder Dry, cut, bag, over! Don't tell me that it's [?] Baby boy, you on the grind, find a back block Cop a hoopty, go see Louie for a stash spot I'm posted up until they come and get this last rock I toast it up wit' my niggas on the strip wit' me [?] for my good niggas, that's history Man, I don't check the mail without that fifth wit' me It's sixteen in that thing and it spit fully! We out here runnin' from the man, duckin' all them vans Takin' care of all the homies stuck up in the can Sittin' in somebody kitchen cuttin' up these grams If you ain't never seen it, boy you wouldn't understand Safe in that stash house tuckin' all them bands Hoodrats watchin' but we pluckin on they hens Money over hoes, nigga G's up Lawyer money, pocket money and that re-up [Hook:] Jackpot, I run the crack spot Fiends runnin' back and forth to get these blacktops Jackpot, I run the crack spot Nobody leavin' 'til the finished wit' that last rock Ain't a damn thing change, I'm out here gettin' change It's a part of the game, boy I'm out here in the rain The hood know my name, boy and my shit ring Since I don't play no games, boy I let that shit ring It's rules to this shit, a step by step booklet To get yo' game on track, not yo' wig pushed back Yeah I make that coke leave, then make that shit come back I'm Fat Joe on that stove, gotta get, cook, crack! I'm tryna get it, let some fiends hit it Let 'em lean wit' it, make sure they Bean wit' it If they become a Rocket, then we Hakeem wit' it Post up e'rywhere and let that Dream wit' it Hurricane Sandy, I flood the scene wit' it Yo' white girl dirty, my baby clean wit' it Environmentalists, I'm gettin green wit' it And it's never over when everythings finished [Hook] I see you gettin' paper, see you out here trappin' But if you ain't on my team, anything can happen I ain't out here rappin' to be rappin' I'm rappin' cause this is the new way of trappin' Baby boy, I get it crackin' Get ya head busted, get ya face smacked in Ya boy so hood, my old lady packin' Anyway, back to that trap, I ain't slackin' Just got a new package and broke it into fractions! Got the block jumpin', Blake Griffen action You got 'em like CP3, they all passin' You ain't got that fire, you sellin' wet matches I don't sell duds, e'rybody blasted Don't hate me homie, don't hate the game Hate yo' connect homie, he gave you the 'caine Or maybe it's yo' wack whip game that's to blame Or maybe it's just me motherfucker, I do my thaaang! [Hook]

The Road Behind

GWAR "America Must Be Destroyed"
Well I'm traveling down the road And I'm carrying that heavy load I walk around in a stupor Sleazy, I cant do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homocidal rage I signed a million dollar contract I puked on every page Slaughtered half the crew Caused they ate the deli-tray Oh Baby hey Said I'd do the show but I Canceled anyway [Chorus:] You were road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms Just another wattle flapping On the old turkey farm So baby.... [Second Chorus by Beefcake] [2nd Chorus:] And while the wheels keep rolling And another signpost gone All along the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Like the sad whale song I'm on the road behind Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy Y'know I snuffed a million planets But I still find time to cry Because there's more to life Then making other people die Like a little bloody tear Running out my dirty little eye And some things baby They don't make no sense Does it really matter if it bugs Your parents [Chorus] Now baby quit yer crying Put those clown britches on [2nd Chorus] A sad whale song... sad whale baby

Baby It's Cold Outside

BARRY MANILOW "Because It's Christmas"
(Talk) Well honeybunch it's been fun but gotta run oh sweetlips stay a little while longer won't you no it's very late baby I really got to go but look at the weather you'll catch cold out there and I would never forgive myself oh you come on just one more night cap no I shouldn't come on (Sing) No well I really can't stay but baby it's cold outside I got to go away but baby it's cold outside this evening has been and hoping that you drop in so very nice I'll hold your hands there just like ice my mother will start to worry Beautiful what's your hurry and father will be pacing the floor listen to the fireplace roar so really I better scurry beautiful please don't go well maybe just a half drink more put some records on while I pour the neighbors might think but baby it's bad out there say, what's in this drink no cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how your eyes are like stars tonight to break this spell I'll take your hat your hair looks swell I oughta say no no no sir mind if I move in closer at least I'm gonna say that I tried what's the sense of hurting my pride I really can't stay baby don't hold on ah but it's cold outside (Talk) well I must say this couch is very comfortable it's not a couch puddin' pop it's a love seat oh how you talk oh Barry I simply must go (Sing) but baby it's cold outside the answer is no but baby it's cold outside the welcome has been how lucky that you dropped in so nice and warm look out the window at that storm my sister will be suspicious gosh your lips look good my brother will be there at the door like waves upon a tropical storm My maiden aunt's mind is vicious gosh your lips are delicious well maybe just a cigarrette more never said your blues will be for I've got to get home but baby you'll freeze out there say darling can you lend me your comb it's up to your knees out there you really been grand I thrill when you touch my hand but don't you see how can you do this thing to me there's bound to be talk tomorrow think of my life long sorrow at least there will be plenty in life if you caught pneumonia and died I really can't stay get over that hold out ah but it's cold outside (Talk) Well I don't know I don't got to go home Hey look it's starting to snow oh you arranged that didn't you? see now you gotta stay well, I guess I won't be able to find a cab no cabs and the buses they never run they'll never run in snow like this let me take your coat well tomorrow is Sunday isn't it? and I don't have to go to work see isn't that better and who knows how long it will keep snowing it can snow for a long time, Kate what are you doing? well now yeah

Uuhhh

WILL SMITH "Willennium"
Can you feel it baby (Kel Spencer) Uh * take me away* Flow crazy make em say(Kel) Uh Make it hot *Take me away* Flow crazy make em say Uh Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Been to the mountain top down to the valley Illadelph to Cali Y'all feel me like harry felt Sally Clothes exotic Flows erotic No jewels That's for them fools who ain't got it Wrapped to my own sitcom Now I just sit calm Watching y'all respond to my july 4 bomb (ooh) Yeah I'm a nice kid But heres some advice kid Don't get me hyped I set it off like my wife did Plan down pat like Sajak Wheel of fortune away Price ain't right I don't play Find yourself in jeopardy The first clue What is Will Smith Hot to def not you I'm like a Porsche you a Pinto You like a tiny figurine, I'm monumental You like a small get together on your neighbours back porch You know just a couple of y'all, I'm a million man march Attack of the man in black Like Jordan playing on a train Yo my game on track Mad ice For my wife No care for what it costed Had to ease up though Her wrists got frost bit My style flavour delivery My Addiction Getting medieval like du in pulp fiction You want some Bring it Come one, come all come any Watch me take there hard a way like Penny I can take twelve rappers and put em in line Then twelve emcees that think they can rhyme Then twelve more brothers that still ain't signed Then, don't do nuthin, just watch em decline Gangsta hardcore menace to society Rap's all the same my pen spits variety Eclecticism is a virtue It may not be a word but it's definitely a virtue Rappers approaching me all across America Believe me, you don't wanna battle like Erica I was in the game before publishing was an issue Your platinum now, but next year I'm gonna miss you Mad rappers like bad actors should have no parts Wanna be mad check the charts Any of em Oh don't see my name You don't see my spot Heres a hint Look closer to the top Can you feel it baby (Kel Spencer) * take me away* Flow crazy make em say(Kel) Uh Make it hot *Take me away* Flow crazy make em say Uh Come on Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Uh (ah) Kel Spencer Love N Loyalty Yo Yo the flow spray Veto say I'm trying to live And if I catch you out of bounds its cheap shots to the ribs Love-N-Loyalty dog do it how pac and big did it It's the wild wild east in me keeping me jig wit it Play no games Thirst to heat the rhyme Motivation Because procrastination is the thief of time Holding a torch I was programmed to scorch Can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch These cats is craftmatic Hand on the steering wheel Rocks from the roll Blonded oncoming traffic Manhandle rappers Dismantle rappers Got lukewarm slash sweet scented candle wrappers Any teams posing a threat we defeat those The wealthy man is the man who knows how to keep though As long as y'all play foul I'm a keep it in free throws Crush spanish mummies calling me helito Remember lego blocks All about the paper now I use writer's blocks to build sky scraper style Cats rocking the same flows every day cause they lame True players gotta change their uniform after the game Y'all seen the flow Like y'all never seen before Don't stop for the dough Why you think green mean go Baby learn life's lessons Scratch regression Kel Spence the truth The answer to all questions Come on (uh) Will Smith: Damn Kel, you kinda good

Hailie's Song

EMINEM "The Eminem Show"
[Intro - Spoken] Yo, I can't sing it I feel like singin I wanna fuckin sing Cuz i'm happy Yeah, I'm happy Ha Ha I got my baby back Yo, check it out [Verse 1 - Sung] Some days I sit, starin out the window Watchin this world pass me by Sometimes I think theres nothin to live for I almost break down and cry Somtimes I think I'm crazy I'm crazy, oh so crazy Why am I here, am I just wasting my time But then I see my baby Suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when i look into her eyes [Chorus] Somtimes it feels like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin on me Cuz sometimes it feels like the world's almost over But then she comes back to me [Verse 2 - Sung] My baby girl [Hailie laughs] keeps gettin older I watch her grow up with pride People make jokes, cuz they don't understand me They just dont see my real side I act like shit don't phase me, Inside it drives me crazy My insecurities could eat me alive But then I see my baby Suddenly I'm not crazy It all makes sense when I look into her eyes [Chorus] [Verse 3 - Rapped] Yeah and if I could sing, I'd keep singing this song to my daughter If I could hit the notes, I'd blow something as long as my father To show her how I feel about her, how proud I am that I got her God, I'm a daddy, I'm so glad that her mum didn't [censored] (abort her) Now you probly get this picture from my public persona That I'm a pistol-packing drug-addict who bags on his momma, But I wanna just take this time out to be perfectly honest Cuz there's a lot of shit I keep bottled that hurts deep inside o' my soul, And just know that I grow colder the older I grow This boulder on my shoulder gets heavy and harder to hold And this load is like the weight of the world And I think my neck is breaking should I just give up, Or try to live up to these expectations Now look, I love my daughter more than life in itself, But I got a wife that's determined to make my life livin hell But I handle it well, given the circumstances I'm dealt So many chances, man, it's too bad, coulda had someone else But the years that I've wasted are nothing to the tears that I've tasted So here's what im facin: 3 felonies, 6 years of prohibation I've went to jail for this woman, I've been to bat for this woman I've taken bats to peoples backs, bent over backwards for this woman Man, I shoulda seen it comin, why'd I stick my penis up it Woulda ripped the pre-nip up if I'd seen what she was fuckin But fuck it, it's over, there's no more reason to cry no more I got my baby, maybe the only lady that I adore, Hailie So sayonara, try tomorra, nice to know ya My baby's travelled back to the arms of her rightful owner And suddenly it seems that my shoulder blades have just shifted It's like the greatest gift you can get The weight has been lifted Now it don't feel like the world's on my shoulders Everyone's leanin on me Cuz my baby know's that her daddy's a soldier Nothin' can take her from me [Outro - Spoken] Woo! I told you I can't sing. Oh well, I tried Hailie, 'member when I said If you ever need anything, daddy will be right there Well guess what Daddy's here. And I ain't goin nowhere baby I love you! (kiss)

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