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Diet

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So you're ten pounds overweight, And you can't see your toes; Your butt's as large as a beach ball, A fact that everyone knows; Thighs as large as tree trunks, Big and juicy they say, So your momma picks you up, You're gonna diet today! What am I gonna do? Stuck in this trap! Loads of fat all over my body - HELP! Diet I'm so tired What a riot Cos I'm on diet

Outside Help

JOHNNY RIVERS "Outside Help"
Flying through the universe upon a troubled star Uncertainty is all around....we don't know who we are Lately I been wondering if it's ever gonna come Days are getting shorter and the changes have begun Flower dreams and glitter scenes....we followed them so blind Sunset shadows from a world we had to leave behind Self-assured we knew it all, but had nothing to says Things that we could do alone just don't work today Gonna need outside help You just can't make it by yourself Gonna need outside help You just can't make it by yourself New Your talk....LA walk Union dues....and blue suede shoes Fords and hoards and missing chords When is it all gonna stop Turning to the east I hear a strange and fearful sound The best laid plans of mice and men are crumbling to the ground Turning to the sky I see a flashing ray of light Brothers from a distant world are watching us tonight Today I saw a little ant working to survive Carrying ten times his weight just to stay alive At times I feel just like that ant trying to make it through But I know it'll be all right as long as I'm with you Gonna need outside help You just can't make it by yourself Gonna need outside help You can't make it by yourself

Kill Or Be Killed

JAY ROCK "Follow Me Home"
[Verse 1 - Jay Rock:] You woke up this morning not knowing blood will be on your garmits, hour glasses and informants look that's crawling down your harness, see them demons and them omens staring at you mind control they want your soul and then your rolling with them just know where you going,(hellbound) twelve rounds came out that 4,5, look up to see 25 that's alot,(let's rewind) when you pulled up on them 6's bust a pistol busting bitches nigga's looking suspicious load em' up while you, (switching switching) hungry enough to come and get you, hope the gun is coming with you, gonna have to shoot it out or shoot infront(won't pitch em') time is now you wasn't focused you seemed up like you had posted, no tags it was stolen and then it was murder motives, blink of a eye you looking right at yo demise as they hopping out they goin' ride it's a homicide on yo life, the coldest thing you didn't see and now you laying there bleeding hopeness they keep out your weakness and now you hope to see light [Chorus:] See out of my body's where they want me, they think they can catch me slipping they want me, so I sleep with one eye open, cause you never know when you wake up and you're gone, [Verse 2 - Jay Rock:] now the doctors they operating pumping your heart infront of yo momma yo dogs if you don't make it you don't, on the way to the trauma center they taking to long swerving in and out of traffic yo mamma tell you,(hold on) your bodies filled up with holes you feel your body getting colder smelling that death in the air the reaper waiting for your soul, while your fighting for your struggling to get some air yeah, when that line flat then it's a tag on yo toe, as your soul start to travel out your flesh you see yourself lying on that gurney all bloody buddy it's a mess, wish the best upon your flesh but your flesh might be dissapointed, pray to god that you anointed while awaiting your opunion, while he pointing in that waiting room going through the motions all the screaming and comotion as they split yo body open, for the surgery and accertainly as seems that it's over better pray that you hold over, call your bloods how you was potent, I said maybe cause your safety is for certain out your hands, not your momma not your daddy not your girl not your mans, none can save you hope they play you in a memory when you fly, you made but your ligaments ain't alive wish you had died [Chorus:] See out of my body's where they want me, they think they can catch me slipping they want me, so I sleep with one eye open, cause you never know when you wake up and you're gone, [Verse 3 - Tech N9ne:] Threatining messages punk got ahold of my voicemail, plotting and planning damaging, on giving this boy hell, hopped off of my boy hell, man I hope they enjoy shells, dropped, all up on they property gotta get cist when this toy yell, nigga I ain't dying just cause you jealous I'm gettin' relish and I sell it my shit developed so well that a deaf view can tell it, I smell it he femalish roll up cause his gal I nail it spell it, b-i-t-c-h but killa's wit' a sells pitch, I'm gonna be dropping chopping alotta of body's gonna dropping from this, never gonna be another motherfucka fucking living in my land will wanna be talking some shit, cause I got kids niggas, and I do it big nigga but for the safety of my babies crazy now look what I done did nigga, hop off my tour bus in your town I'ma scope you out, hoping that I find you when I hear that shit that you spoke about, like I'm goin' feel shit, like it's gonna be a real hit, but you're just like that chick that gave you my number a little bitch, been in your town over and over you still absent, and I do meeting greets, nigga you fo'real acting, I'm sick of yo ill yapping you gonna get your grill blackend, that's from the steel clapping that's 5'6 vill rapping it will happen, bitch! [Chorus:] See out of my body's where they want me, they think they can catch me slipping they want me, so I sleep with one eye open, cause you never know when you wake up and you're gone

Two

THE ANTLERS "Hospice"
In the middle of the night I was sleeping sitting up, when a doctor came to tell me, "Enough is enough." He brought me out into the hall I could have sworn it was haunted, and told me something that I didn't know that I wanted to hear: That there was nothing that I could do to save you, the choirs gonna sing, and this thing is gonna kill you. Something in my throat made my next words shake, and something in the wires made the light bulbs break. There was glass inside my feet and raining down from the ceiling, it opened up the scars that had just finished healing. It tore apart the canyon running down your femur, I though that it was beautiful, it made me a believer. And as it opened I could hear you howling from your room, but I hid out in the hall until the hurricane blew. When I reappeared and tried to give you something for the pain you came to hating me again, and just sang your refrain: You had a new dream, it was more like a nightmare. You were just a little kid, and they cut your hair, then they stuck you in machines, you came so close to dying. They should have listened, they thought that you were lying. Daddy was an asshole, he fucked you up, build the gears in your head, now he greases them up. And no one paid attention when you just stopped eating. "Eighty seven pounds!" and this all bears repeating. Tell me when you think that we became so unhappy, wearing silver rings with nobody clapping. When we moved here together we were so disappointed, sleeping out of tune with our dreams disjointed. It killed me to see you getting always rejected, but I didn't mind the things you threw, the phones I deflected. I didn't mind you blaming me for your mistakes, I just held you in the door frame through all of the earthquakes. But you packed up your clothes in that bag every night. I would try to grab your ankles, what a pitiful sight. But after over a year, I stopped trying to stop you from stomping out that door, coming back like you always do. Well no one's gonna fix it for us, no one can. You say that no one's gonna listen, no one understands. So there's no open doors, and there's no way to get though, there's no other witnesses, just us two. There's two people living in one small room, from your two half-families tearing at you, two ways to tell the story, no one worries, two silver rings on our fingers in a hurry, two people talking inside your brain, two people believing that I'm the one to blame, two different voices coming out of your mouth, while I'm too cold to care and too sick to shout. You had a new dream, it was more like a nightmare. You were just a little kid, and they cut your hair, then they stuck you in machines, you came so close to dying. They should have listened, they thought that you were lying. Daddy was an asshole, he fucked you up, build the gears in your head, now he greases them up. And no one paid attention when you just stopped eating. "Eighty seven pounds!" and this all bears repeating.

Tik Tok

AVRIL LAVIGNE
Wake up in the mornin' feelin' like P-Diddy (Hey what's up girl) Grab ma glasses I'm out the door I'm gonna hit the city (Let's go) Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack 'Cuz when I leave for the night I ain't comin back I'm talkin pedicure on our toes toes Tryin on all our clothes clothes Boys blowin' up our phones phones Drop top and playin' our favorite CD's Goin up to the parties Tryna get a little bit tipsy [CHORUS] Don't stop, make it pop DJ, blow my speakers up Tonight, Im'ma fight Til we see the sunlight TiK ToK, on the clock But the party don't stop no Woah-oh oh oh Woah-oh oh oh Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger But we kick em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger I'm talkin' bout - everybody getting crunk, crunk Boys tryna touch my junk, junk Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk Now, now - we goin' til they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down Police shut us down, down Po-po shut us - (down)-man [CHORUS] [BRIDGE] You build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up You got me now You got that sound Yeah, you got me You build me up You break me down My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me With my hands up Put your hands up Put your hands up Now, the party don't start till I walk in [CHORUS 2X]

Movin' It

AER "Aer"
[Intro - Carter:] You can hear the party from a mile away Unmatched smile got the style and grace So if you wanna move lets find the pace Walkin up like by the way Hey lady what it is? Scoop 'em up, no sweat, 81 degrees Gymnast body, no flyin' trapeze Have your friends bring they friends like one two three [Hook - Dave:] Don’t give it up so fast I could show you how to groove with it Don’t give it up so fast Ey girl, keep movin' it Don’t give it up so fast I think I might choose you miss Don’t give it up so fast Everybody’s still doin’ it [Verse 1 - Carter:] There’s moves to be made and I was made to make moves There’s lotta talent here that needs to break loose On the floor with four girls so that’s eight shoes Didn’t see that shake so lemme get take two? Oh shit I’m at the bar again And this my own tux didn’t borrow it I told that chick I’m an artisan On a trek to find out what karma is, cuz Ha! All it really was was one dance Initiated by one glance And it was just common sense And I gotta admit I’m a little bit impressed It’s a story bout a girl ill survive to tell Seems like I’m alive and well Looks like Kelly K from saved by the bell These are rhythmic secrets we ain’t never gonna tell [Hook - Dave] [Bridge x2 - Carter:] Girl shake that body, that’s why you’re here What else you gonna do girl? I thought I made it clear Go on shake that body, what else you gonna do? That’s what happens with the FAM crew [Verse 2 - Carter:] Well I don’t care if she’s driving Takin me home we in private Make sure I won’t be drunk dialin' Chemistry’s keeping all night and day I’m one of the son of a guns Who can get a good nun to get up and get drunk I’ll end up with a mom and a blunt at your spot I’m takin it straight w a couple of rocks I’m complacent I’m not really someone to talk A face off at 4 in the morning I know I’m all for it, so baby lets rock [Hook - Dave]

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