HARRY CONNICK, JR. lyrics - Harry For The Holidays

Jingle Bells

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Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh O'er the fields we go Laughing all the way Bells on bob-tails ring Making spirits bright What fun it is to laugh and sing A sleighing song tonight Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot We got into a drifted bank And we all got upsot Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh Jingle bells, jingle bells Jingle all the way Oh, what fun it is to ride In a one horse open sleigh yeah A day or two ago The story I must tell I went out on the snow And on my back I fell A gent was riding by In a one-horse open sleigh He laughed as there I sprawling lie But quickly drove away Now the ground is white Go it while you're young Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song Just get a bob-tailed bay Two-forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh and crack! You'll take the lead

Have Yourself An Ozzy Little Christmas

Bob Rivers
Yo Yo Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA Is this a white Christmas, Hell no my man, I'm leavin' blood in the snow And smackin' fat men You mean Santa? That boys' a --------- He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a ----- For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play He tried to---------- way more than a one- horse sleigh Laughin all the way, but he's not laughin' today We'll jingle more than his----------- Even the elves will pay Come Christmas Eve Ol' Nick's a gonner We'll be snackin' on deer ----Blitzen and Donner Not a question of when not even a maybe Have a drunk Miss Claus Say they jinglin, baby! Givin' new meaning to “Ho ho ho' Shake them ---s, girl Bumpin' booty in the snow So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll We'll be strippin' that sleigh And leave you the coal Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA You playin' reindeer games? Hell, yeah my friend… Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend When his nose turns red His----gets sent back out to the woods with his fat elf Randall Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice In fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice Not cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist But because of all the -----got left on his wife It's time for Old Nick to move and retire Before we roast his ----on a big ass fire Yes I'm that bad Yes I ‘m that crude I mean your ass is huge Lose weight for real dude All the cookies in your mouth Simply quite sick I mean, when's the last time you seen your ----? I don't to throw a fit, and I'm not one to bitch But every year, I get underwear, socks and sh--. Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way (Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby) Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet (Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this) Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

I Like Christmas

ALI LOHAN "Lohan Holiday"
Yeah Fa la la la la , Fa la la la la Fa la la la la, Fa la la la la 25th day twelfth month of December Set with a star so we remember Its a fun birthday celebration For all the world in every nation Nothing like a holiday that I know (yeah) I like Christmas fun like a ride in a one horse open sleigh I like Christmas fa la la la la all the way Tell me the story 'bout flying reindeer Sing me the songs of season cheer Lets go see those Christmas movies When we get home bake gingerbread cookies Nothing like a holiday that I know (yeah) I like Christmas fun like a ride in a one horse open sleigh I like Christmas fa la la la la all the way (hey) I like Christmas fun like a ride in a one horse open sleigh I like Christmas fa la la la la all the way (hey) fa la la la la (hey) fa la la la la fa la la la la (hey) fa la la la la (hey) I like really, really like (I like Christmas 25th day) I like really, really like (I like Christmas) I like really, really like I like really, really like I like Christmas I like really, really like I like Christmas really, really like La all the way I like really, really like I like Christmas I like (yeah)

Christmas In My Hometown

Pride, Charley
There's a white Christmas in my hometown Where the streets are snowy, shining bright And the lights so on all the Christmas trees are burning For old Santa's sure to come this very night There are jingle bells and Christmas carols singin' By the children who are walking in the street Folks are smilin' and they're sayin' merry Christmas For there's joy in their hearts as they meet Oh, the Christmas chimes are ringing in the tower Jingle bells can be heard all around Time for all to go and wait for Santa's commin' 'Cause it's merry Christmas here in my hometown I can hear the reindeer in the distance All the sleighbells are ringing loud and clear Little eyes are closed in their slumber They are waiting for old Santa to appear Oh, the Christmas chimes are ringing in the tower Jingle bells can be heard all around Time for all to go and wait for Santa's commin' 'Cause it's merry Christmas here in my hometown

Jingle Bell Rock

JOHNNY MATHIS "Give Me Your Love For Christmas"
Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock Jingle bell swing And jingle bells ring Snowin' and blowin' Up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop Has begun Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock Jingle bells chime in Jingle bell time Dancin' and prancin' In jingle bell square In the frosty air What a bright time It's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell, time Is a swell time To go glidin' in a One horse sleigh Giddy-up, jingle horse Pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and mingle In a jinglin' beat That's the jingle bell rock What a bright time It's the right time To rock the night away Jingle bell, time Is a swell time To go glidin' in a One horse sleigh One horse sleigh Jingle bell, jingle bell Jingle bell rock Jingle bell swing And jingle bells ring Snowin' and blowin' Up bushels of fun Now the jingle hop Has begun Giddy-up, jingle horse Pick up your feet Jingle around the clock Mix and mingle In a jinglin' beat That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell That's the jingle bell rock

Leroy The Redneck Reindeer

JOE DIFFIE "Mr. Christmas"
Well you've all heard the story About Rudolph and his nose Well I'll tell you a Christmas ale That never has been told Well you may think you've heard it all But you ain't heard nothin' yet About that crazy Christmas That the North Pole can't forget Rudolph was under the weather And had to call in sick So he got on the horn To his cousin Leroy Who lived out in the sticks He said Santa's really counting on me And I hate to pass the buck Leroy said Hey I'm on my way And he jumped in his pick-up truck When Leroy got to the North Pole All the reindeer snickered and laughed They never seen a deer in overalls And a John Deer tractor hat Well Santa stepped in And said just calm down Cuz we all got a job to do Like it or not Leroy's in charge And he's gonna be leading you And it was (chours) Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two Steppin all across the sky He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell And made history that night Before that night was over Leroy had changed there tune He had them scootin a hoof On every single roof By the light of a neon moon Santa wrapped his bag with the dixie flag He was having the time of his life You could here him call Merry Chistmas Ya'll And all of ya'll a goodnight And it was Leroy The Redneck Reindeer Hooked to the front of the sleigh Delivering toys to all the good ol' boys And girls along the way He's just a down home party animal Two Steppin all across the sky He mixes jingle bells with the rebel yell And made history that night He mixes Jingle Bells with the rebel yell And made history that night

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