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Happy Mondays lyrics

24 Hour Party People

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How old are you? Are you old enough? Should you be in here watching that? And how old are you? Are you owning up? Should you be in here with? Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out You come(ah) beaten So why don't you join in? You come(ah) beaten So why don't you join in with? Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out I can see you through the door. You been chewing bread and water. And there's a grudge on you - you know not ought not to have. You've been running around the racetrack You've been running around the racetrack Put that mother to bed to bed Put that mother to bed With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile a white out Cos' I have to wait for you to conduct. Press the pause of the self destruct. With the twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out With the twenty four hour party people ... Now better you're the white out ... I need full-time I don't need part-time I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 3, 6, 5 all the time I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 third time I don't need a part-time I need a 3, 6, 5 Oh - No days off ... Twenty four hour party people plastic face 'carn't' smile the white out ... I need 1, 2, 3, 4,5,6,7 3, 6, 5 all the time I need 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 third time I don't need a part-time I need a 3, 6, 5

Ladies N Gentlemen

Buckshot "The BDI Thug"
[Intro] Party people in the place to be Party people in the place to be Party people in the place to be Ladies N Gentlemen, he's BDB A.K.A. you host for the evening By your people, he believin in fake MC's [Buckshot] A lot of y'all, think you know it all Want me to fall, but y'all the same niggas at the party on the wall Askin shorty to dance, do she wanna groove, no chance She fuckin wit Buck, I'm on the move, you understand Stupid, wise up and get intelligent See that hardcore speakin is irrelevant Teachin, when I'm on the streets and When I'm at a show I see my niggas is defeatin The purpose, no longer am I nervous I told you, you shittin on me, I'm comin back to blow you When I do this, don't act like it's a shock to you If I shock you when you bow down, say true Now you can say you knew you was fuckin wit the general But generally speakin, I didn't even know you But I knew your kind, I dealt wit the same mind Saw the same plan, ended at the same time [Chorus] Party people in the place to be Party people in the place to be Party people in the place to be Ladies N Gentlemen, he's BDB A.K.A. you host for the evening By your people, he believin in fake MC's Buck got plenty extra greevin, breathin You know that I shall proceed [Buckshot] I can't wait to get rid of y'all Captain Crunch niggas on the mic One hit wonders, scared of the under, I'mma bring the light To make ya niggas come out of the closet You might have to see me in the party, watch it I set the flame, see usually the aim is To burn down the cane field, must remain real Keep the stainless steel Bulletproofs the proof that the streets is real Two shots to the belly, now the body feel ill I will take ya niggas right above the hill And everybody got the skill, one spliff Two, three, four spliffs, and make ya ball out Everybody call out, it's the black, that make you lay back in the cut And ask What the fuck is that? nigga chill, relax [Chorus] [Buckshot] I bomb first, leavin no time for you to rehearse When you hear the gunshots, nigga disperse Shit gets worse if you persist, and tryin to diss, son, imagine this The vocalist, every time I told you this You told me that you knew in that I owned you this What owned you this? My niggas be retaliate Had to make an example of niggas and demonstrate How we don't fuck around wit y'all We might bring the pound for y'all, bust a round at ya Police put the shell up in the jar, for the evidence Kid, ever since I was fifteen, I was liftin Big clips and magazines, readin them and heatin them Put them in the bottom for the enemy to plead son shot him Got him cuz he want to be the talker and the big spender Until he got hit, bump the fender Now he's misdemeanor minded, always caught up in some petty shit Til he got wit BD, now he ready, kid [Chorus]

Line 'Em Up

JAMES TAYLOR "Hourglass"
I remember Richard Nixon back in '74 and the final scene at the White House door and the staff lined up to say good-bye, tiny tear in his shifty little eye, he said, 'nobody knows me, nobody understands. These little people were good to me, oh I'm gonna shake some hands.' Somebody line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. Somebody line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. At that time my heart was all broke, I looked like ashes and smelled like smoke and I turned away from my loving kind, try to leave my body and live in my mind but it's much too much emotion to hold it in your hand. They've got waves out on the ocean, they're gonna wear away the land, Somebody line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. Want you to line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. Oh, I've seen corn in Kansas and I've seen picket fences and certain cowboy dances. I've gone lining up for shows, I've been safely placed in rows, sure I know how it goes. Another day goes by, little time machine, I'm raking my brain over what it might mean just to claim the time and to turn away, to make today today. Who waits for you, lonely tired old toad? It's your life laid out before you like the broken white line down the center of the road. Line 'em up line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. Line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. Yeah, big moon landing, people are standing up, smiles for the loved ones, they go walking on down the aisles. Each re-engages stepping into the sun, I watch them turn like pages one by one by one, Want you to line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. Line 'em up, line 'em all up, line 'em up, line 'em all up. [Indecipherable French grunting]

One Last Time

EMINEM
Hey hey hey (x3) Shady Aftermath (Haha) G-unit Haha EMINEM (chorus) : Cuz we came here to set this party off Right- let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front We'll come through the side Cuz I don't ever wanna leave the game Without- at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time Eminem: Get ya ass up for the doctor One more time Get ya ass up for the doctor Come on now, here we go Cliff hanger Its another club banger Got ya hangin on the edge of ya seat Get on down DR. DRE: Times up Game's over You lose, I win Time to show these knucle heads how to do this here Ooh yeah, new year Next phase begin Look whos got you goin crazy again Im a trend I set one every time I'm in I go out and just come back Full circle again You a fad That means somethin' that we already had But once you're gone, you don't come back Eminem (both): Too bad You're off the map now Radar can't even find you We stay on the grind You slip, we out grind you Walk around mad You let your anger blind you We walk around just playin Your violin behind you Enough with the pissin, and moanin' whinin' an bitchin' Sit and observe, listen You'll learn if you pay attention Why ten multi-platinum albums lay to 3 diamond World- wide We on the charts with a bullet and still climbin' Chorus: Cuz we came here to set this party off Right- let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front We'll come through the side Cuz I don't ever wanna leave the game Without- at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time Eminem: When doctor dre says crunk You will get it crunk (Get it crunk) Crunk, crunk, crunk And when 50 cent says jump You'll get on one foot and- Jump, jump, jump, jump Dr. dre: The buzz is tremendous We drop you all to sense it I don't gotta promote it For you to know the doc is off the bitches Eminem: We keep the party rockin off the hinges We aint showin off We just goin off popular consensus Dr dre: But critics say that doc is soft Doc is talk, doc is all washed up Knock it off Who the fuck is doc impressin? Doc is this, doc is that You got the wrong impression You must me on the cock And doctor's not, if you on guessin So DJ take the needle and just drop it on the record (What?) We gon have this motherfucker off hoppin' in a second (Bump bump) That's why we always save the best cut last To make you scratch ya itch for it Like fresh cut grass Eminem: Cuz We done swam with the sharks Wrestled with alligators Spoke to a generation of angry teenagers Whom if it wasn't for rap To bridge the gap Maybe raised to be racist Who may have never got to see our faces Grace to cover rolling stone pages Broke down barriers of language and races Callin the caped crusaders And me and Dre to pass the mic and we can play the Back and forth all day Like hot-potato game That's why we came ta' Chorus: Cuz we came here to set this party off Right- let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front We'll come through the side Cuz I don't ever wanna leave the game Without- at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time Fifty cent! Come on! 50 Cent: Bounce now Hands up You know how we do We make the club jump Everywhere we go It's no secret Everybody know When dre's involved There's plenty money involved DRE: And pleanty honey's involved Sundays and palm trees Cali – everyday is just another party From the valleys All the way to them 8 mile alleys Let's rally Eminem: Hands up for the grand finale Now raise up out ya seat Dre's about to speak Blaze a pound a' weed 6 days up out the week Dre: You could catch me in the studio Bangin' out the beats to Provide you with the heat That keep blazin up out ya speaker Eminem: So never say never cuz shady aftermath together Along with g-unit records Presents the of the return of the The doc (And shady) No one can do it better We tear the club up and leave without a shread a' evidence And uh... Chorus Cuz we came here to set this party off Right- let's bounce tonight And if they don't let us in through the front We'll come through the side Cuz I don't ever wanna leave the game Without- at least saying goodbye So All my people on the left, all my people on the right Swing one last time Yeah! Haha! Still aftermath! 2006 And don't worry about that detox album It's comin We gon' make dre do it (haha) 50 cent G-unit obie trice D-twizzy Stat quo Doctor dre We aint leavin' Let's go!

Inner Voice

ADAM SANDLER "Stan And Judy's Kid"
I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man that I am? A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils" OK "Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it back in the cows" Alright "Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable" OK "Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw and Regis Philbin" Yeah! So how do I explain my little cranial expressions Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession? It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends "Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album" Done, and done. "Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'" OK "There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater." Hmm, no, I suppose not. "Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'" He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it "Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years and mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'" Good idea "It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like" If you say so "Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask, and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it, and tiptoe around the airport." Sounds like fun "How old does a baby need to be before it's too big to fit down the toilet?" I don't know. Let's find out. "Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes." Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say "Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!" Yeah! "Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions, pez, and lint." With pleasure! "If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now." Yeah, I guess so. "Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'" You got it! "Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist." Oh... do I have to?

Names And Dates And Times

ANI DIFRANCO "Puddle Dive"
I know so many white people I mean, where do I start the trouble with white people is you can't tell them apart I'm so bad with names and dates and times but I'm big on faces that is, except for mine I believe you when you tell me we've met before this time you've got my interest this time you've got the floor why don't you go and tell me something I don't already know give me something to remember you by when you go I eat too much I laugh too long maybe I'll like too much of you when I'm gone let's go over to the window and sit in the neon light let's go out walking you know, it's garbage night let's go down to the east river and throw something in something we can't live without and then let's start again the more you talk the more I get the sense of something that hasn't happened yet the more you talk the more I want to know the way I'll remember you when I go I eat too much I laugh too long maybe I'll like too much of you when I'm gone I am so many white people I mean where do I start they've got lots of personalities I just can't tell them apart and I never remember anything except for those things which I never forget you know there's no in between I'm big on your face yeah it's big in my mind you're like the rest of the human race you're one of a kind

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