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Coffee Can

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Each night the dream began We were sitting here, waiting on our coffee cans Eyes fixed upon the skies I was thinking of You, and if I qualified Then when the trumpet blew The reality hit, this wasn't pay-per-view My can lifted up and out 'Til the siren wailed, and a megaphone shouted Pull that bucket over Let me see your registration You'll be questioned at the station By a good cop, bad cop If they find you guilty They'll impound your can in Hades Where the grounded lads and ladies Had it good 'til the last drop I watched the others fly On their coffee cans, as they waived goodbye Freed from the earthly grind They had escaped the roast, I'd been identified Dream police nowhere to be found I was left choking on the muddy grounds I calmed down and reached for my Pez But the head on the dispenser was Juan Valdez Pull that bucket over Let me see your registration You'll be questioned at the station By a good cop, bad cop If they find you guilty They'll impound your can in Hades Where the grounded lads and ladies Had it good 'til the last drop Tossing in my sleep again The metaphor was wearing thin 'Til my nightmare stretched it even more Lord you placed the bitter cup Against your lips, and drank it up To bring me where you are I can't believe I've wandered off this far Woke up and smeeled the coffee I don't like what caffeine does to me God's got a pull I've felt first hand I've gotta stop believeing my coffee can Pull that bucket over Let me see your registration You'll be questioned at the station By a good cop, bad cop If they find you guilty They'll impound your can in Hades Where the grounded lads and ladies Had it good 'til the last drop Bad dream, but I understand That you can't get to Heaven on a coffee can

Nasty Mouth

ATTILA "Outlawed"
So much ass in the building, such little time to decide what's right. Someone help me out! I want a fat ass to sit in my lap right now! DAMN! I like my girls like my coffee, yeah! Cream and sugar and a big round ass! Hell yeah! Let's hit the dance floor, gotta check out these circumstances. And it's looking good for me, I can't complain. Oh yeah! Everyone is gettin' laid tonight. Take it easy, play it smooth, but just don't fight. Always searching for that missing void! So for all of my life, I've been a simple kind of guy, Just try'na make it through time and not overlook another dime, I will swallow my pride and promise to only tell the truth, But every man can get down on a fat ass! YEAH! The people have spoken and the word got out, We're partying downtown! Call up a cab, and get your ass here stat, the liquor is flowin' hard! Always searching for that missing void! All the ladies in the building, I wanna hear you scream before the end of the night! All my ladies! Put your hands in the air and then you, DROP THAT ASS TO THE FLOOR, you know it's good! Gotta shake them hips, and then you, DROP THAT ASS TO THE FLOOR, you know it's good! LADIES! You do it just right! DROP THAT ASS TO THE FLOOR, you know it's good! We do it all night! DROP THAT ASS TO THE FLOOR, you know it's good! So much ass in the building, such little time to decide what's right. Someone help me out! I want a fat ass to sit in my lap right now! OH! LET'S GO! Step your game up, everybody here knows we always come to party! If you don't get down, get the fuck away, we don't feel sorry! BREATHE! You have to let it loose, GET DOWN! I love the way you move! GO! Don't play games, I'm never gonna give in! Party 'til the sunrise, yeah you know we win big! DAMN!

Revolving Door

CRAZY TOWN "Gift Of Game"
[CHORUS:] Now Ladies come, ladies go, Out my revolving door Some ladies never come back, Most come back for more. I've got a house in the hills With a door that spins. Goes in and out, Out and in, ‘Round and ‘round again. I live a life these player haters Would love to be living. Since a kid, I've been surrounded By beautiful women. And slippen' in them To win them The unforgiven. Still something's missing, Cuz deep inside I'm suffering Of a lonely heart condition. Wishing I could find a girl That would take me away From the chaos of the city And the everday part that I play. Tell me why lay low, Why say no When I got girls serenading at My window. Ladies good to go We's major league The new breed. No so-so. Highly advanced and got the game To get in any girl's pants. And romance her stone Cuz I more than hold my own They call me Shifty Capone I make them moan Yes, I'm the one. Between the sheets, I amaze and stun. Ain't no need for me to brag About the way that I'm hung. Let's just say I got the skills To get the flyest girl sprung. Or to take and make An older lady feel young. [CHORUS] I keep my girls in rotation, Door rotating. You looking for a good time, I'm always on vacation. You could stop by baby, If you want to try your luck. But don't waste my time, Unless you're down to fuck. Unless you're coming back for more, Well then you know what's up. You know the routine Girl, you're not the one. You're just a one night fling. Some ass to hold this casanova over. Till the right girl pass, I'll drop this lifestyle fast. Cuz what I'm really looking for Is the one will last And make my present past. My adolescence surpassed. By the will to chill, I'm looking for something real. In a world of fake hos in high heels I'll drop hot wax on your nipples, Causing trouble. And when you ride me, Yo, I'll be throwing up that triple double My sex drive's kicking. I'm sexually exploring. So many possibilities, It seems my life could never get boring. Cuz I'm not fucking around. I'll rub you down the right way. I'll rock your world nightly. So, can I hit it lightly Yo, girl, I like it like that. Let me hit it from the back. I'm a natural aphrodisiac. Better known as a Mac. [Chorus]

One More Fucking Time

MOTORHEAD "We Are Motorhead"
All life is a mystery, All things come to he who waits All things just a twist of fate It's just a state of mind All your time is not your own It's real hard to find out why It's real hard to say good-bye To move on down the line... Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't of my choosing It's only bones and skin And I will plead no contest If loving you's a crime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time All your life is in your head All you dreams are in your sleep And if your dreams are hid too deep They're just a waste of time When you try to chase the dream You never seem to know the time You never recognize the signs And nothing's what it seems Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't of my choosing It's only bones and skin And I will plead no contest If loving you's a crime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time And if I would have been a bad man You would have seen the good in me You would have seen the other The good man I could be But since I am a good man The same was all the same Nothing I could do, nothing I could do All life is a mystery, All things pass you by in time All things just a perfect crime It's just the way we are All instincts let you down It's not a case of love in vain It's not a case of love insane It's enough to break your heart Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't my idea That I be the one to sin And so all those years together Weren't worth a fucking dime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time And so all our years together Weren't worth a fucking dime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time And so all our years together Weren't worth a fucking dime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time

Belongs To You

JIMMY WAYNE "Sara Smile"
I've wasted so much time believing that in this life you tried to get all you can take. When all along what I've been needing was to find just one good reason to give myself. Really give myself away. [Chorus] Every sime that lights my face Every teardrop Every trace Every secret hit played Belongs to you Anything thats good in me All I ever hope to be Every drop of every dream Belongs to you You know the me that I remember Always thought I had to keep it all inside You're troubled being tender So you never say surrender But finding you has finally proved me wrong [Chorus] I'm letting go I'm letting go now of everything that ever held on to Every place I've ever been Every chance I get again Every secret Every scent Belongs to you Anything thats good in me All I ever hope to be Every drop of every dream Belongs to you It all belongs to you

Because I'm A Woman

Lari White "Green Eyed Soul"
Twice the work for half the pay Twice as smart, but afraid to say I'm just here to provide the t a Because I'm a woman He'll get the gig no matter how hard I bust my ass I better shimmy if the boss man makes a pass And if I'm in the big chair baby better watch out for broken glass Because I'm a woman And if my skirt's too short then I'm asking for it That's how the story goes I'm guilty if I lock it up and I'm Guilty if it shows and I Live with a fear that no man every knows Because I'm a woman And if I'm strong I'm a bitch And if I'm free I'm a whore And if I'm home with my babies you won't find me in the pages of cosmo 'cause honey that ain't nothin' but a bore But I have a dream I am a thing Of beauty and power Give me love, give me good love and I Blossom like a flower Because I'm a woman There are places in this world I can't even show my face I got to walk behind the man I got to keep my place And they don't even see all the good gone to waste Because I'm a woman And somewhere on this day I will not even be born When they detect the weaker sex from my mother's womb I will be torn The man-child gets the love and I get the scorn Because I'm a woman And if I'm strong I'm a bitch And if I'm free I'm a whore And if I'm home with my babies you won't find me in the pages of cosmo 'cause honey that ain't what they're lookin' for But I have a dream I am a thing Of beauty and power Give me love, give me good love and I Blossom like a flower Because I'm a woman Because I'm a woman Because I'm a woman By: Lari White

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