Five Fingers Of Funk lyrics - Slap Me Five

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I've been trying to ease my mind From this life that I have been thrown into I no longer know who to trust They keep hurting me no matter what I do It's a big world out there And sometimes it can swallow you up But never give up yeah CHORUS I've been tryin' to find a friend in this crazy world And the more that I try to find a friend in this crazy world I'll sail the seven seas I would climb a mountain high To get you in this world of mine I've been dying to meet someone Just to share all the things other people do Just a laugh or a cry Just a simple goodbye I will see you soon, would do I promise you I won't let you down Come to me I will make you see yeah CHORUS To get you in this world of mine I've been searching for someone to care Someone who'll always be there CHORUS To get you in this world of mine I've been tryin' (I'm tryin') to find (I'm dying) a friend (I'm fighting) in this crazy world (I'm fighting for you) And the more that (I'm tryin') I try (I'm dying) to find A friend (I'm fighting) in this crazy world (I'm fighting for you) I'll sail the seven seas I would climb a mountain high To get you in this world of mine

2 Many Hoes

JAY-Z "The Blueprint 2: The Gift & The Curse"
(feat. Timbaland) Uhh, yeah, uh-uhh-uh Uh-huh, uh-uh-uhh, uhh, uhh I ain't tryin to be RUDE DUDE but give a nigga some space I ain't tryin to be rude dude Just, give a nigga some space Just tryin to talk honey dog I ain't got time to waste (check it) [Jay-Z sings] Why is you over here lookin at me while all these girls up in here [Jay-Z] What you gay Nigga Jay straight like indian hair Y'all don't want me to spray the semi in here I mean if you a fan I consider you fam' But shake a nigga hand, but shit god damn All that ('Do you remember me dawg') Nah I'm drawin a blank You got me feelin like a fish, in a fish tank Just think, if you came to a club Tryin to find a little hon for some one-night love 'Stead you got another nigga all up in your mug You make me uncomfortable thug, go thatta-way! And kill the ice grill homes Cause I keep enough heat to melt THAT away I came in some sweats, I came to get met Tryin to find a chick that make it hard for me to 'next!' We exit stage left, hope in the Lexus Treat me like a baby, mouth on her breast-es .. may I suggest that it's a lot of long-legged chicks in short-ass dresses .. go find you one Go get your dance on, go grind on one, damn .. go find you one Go get your dance on, go grind on one [Chorus] Quick question - yo, why you over here So many hoes in here My office hours 9 to 5, whyon'tcha call me there It's so many hoes in here I ain't tryin to be rude dude, whyon'tcha dissapear There's so many hoes in here I understand you got issues but I really don't care There's so many hoes in here [Jay-Z] Yea yea yea I know you rap and your sister spit too You been callin the office and you can't get through I understand all that, but now ain't the time I came to the club to get that off my mind And all you thugs with your war stories startin to bore me I ain't tryin to hear about your guts and glory I'm tryin to hear B.I.G. and some cuts from Nore And you keep talkin over the beat like Clue ('Do you remember') .. go find somethin to do You're a janitor, go find somethin to screw Disappear like Copperfield, go cop a feel Play hide and seek witchaself for real, huh The chick came dressed up just to get messed up She got her hair done, just to get it sweated up Shit I'm tryin to help her out Whyon'tcha help me out and be out [Chorus] [Jay-Z] Jeah, jeah, jeah [Timbaland: repeat 3X] You're invadin my space You need to, be easy, ahh You're invadin my space C'mon dawg, be easy, ahh [Timbaland] Uh-uh, I don't know why they do that Heh, I don't understand Heh, what you need to do, is.. [Timbaland: repeat 3X] Stop spittin in my face and go talk to them hoes in here C'mon dawg, stop spittin in my face and go talk to them hoes in here Be easy

Best Friends Of Mine

WAYLON JENNINGS "Closing In On The Fire"
I guess Phoenix hard times and hard work helped shape the mold We pushed an old Chrystler a hell of a lot further than we rode I remember when our biggest dream Was breakin' the bank on some pinball machine Well ol' Jim hit the jackpot in Idaho Falls, Idaho After all of this time, he's still a best friend of mine, one of a kind In Missoula Montana out under that unending sky There in a valley it would make any southern boy smile With the stars and the bars and a breeze Hank and his lady are takin' it easy Deep in the west you might say colonial style After all of this time, he's still a best friend of mine, one of a kind He was a legend, I was a redneck and green The first to believe, he took me under his wing Now the edges are still pretty rough But when I'm loggin' that guitar and struttin' my stuff Old Buddy, old friend, you were the start of the dream And after all of this time, he's still a best friend of mine, one of a kind [BRIDGE:] All laughin' and jokin' aside I can honestly say and say it with pride Somewhere, sometime in this life of mine I must have done somethin' all right Somewhere, sometime in this life of mine I must have done somethin' all right

After 17

ALAN JACKSON "Freight Train"
Her right hand closed the front porch door Suddenly a child no more All the ribbons all the bows in a box now on her closet floor Anxious for whats to come Afraid to leave a place she loves Shes not a woman not a girl Trying to find her place in this crazy world Meet a lover make a friend Try and figure out what this life really means After 17 Broken hearts and rusted dreams Sometimes make it hard to leave and Certainty is out of reach even with some self belief So she bites her lip and shows a smile Flips her hair and flaunts her style Shes not a woman not a girl Trying to find her place in this crazy world Meet a lover make a friend Try and figure out what this life really means After 17 Her memories she stowed away Pulls them out on rainy days And brand new faces take their place beside the ones that never fade Shes strong and fragile, weak and smart Whatever the cost she plays the part Shes not a woman not a girl Trying to find her place in this crazy world Meet a lover make a friend Try and figure out what this life really means After 17 Her right hand closed the front porch door And suddenly a child no more.

Puppy Chow

Common Sense "Can I Borrow a Dollar?"
This is a U-A rhyme, dedicate to the ca-nine Tch-a-ch-tchk, c'mere boy, I said it's play-time It's time to play with the mind of a slimmie I don't wanna be a freak, but it's the dog in me I don't pretend to be the open door roses type I open the door for myself, and I close it right in your face, now you wanna taste my food, what You got your own food, get a attitude You get left, call the ref if you think it's foul I ain't tryin to hear that, so have a Coke and a smile Cause after awhile, I'ma wanna get BUCKwild And now months laters, I'ma say it ain't my child I'm sterile girl, we ain't never did nothin Cause only you and I know that the Common Sense is bluffin Little Miss Muffett, that's how the ball bounces Sorry you gotta bounce the ball eight pounds and two ounces That's how I'm livin, just like a rottweiler When I was a shorty, I was a lot wilder But then I got milder, and settled down with a harem and when I can't bear em, I share em You see it's like no, pass it off, pass pass the puss I ain't a nerd, but WE'VE GOT BUSH So cut the bush brat, and let's move it like a U-Haul Forget the grindin shit, I ain't tryin to get the blueball Brrrrrrrrap bump me child, I'm speakin upon the nitty gritty I'm a dog -- HERE KITTY KITTY .. Zippidy-doo-dah, a zippidy-zippidy-day Unzip your zipper baby, and come my way I'm Jack the Ripper, na-nah not Jack Tripper Cause Three is not Company when your other two friends are thicker So come one friend, come two friend, come all United we stand, divide your legs so I can fall in your bowl of cherries, Kerrie is so very thick thicker than the Dick Tom and Harry Tom and Jerry (WHAT) A Woody Woodpecker You need body work, I work that body, I'm a bodywrecker Intersector, I'm the nectar plus the plum I manage to take advantage, cause some of these hoes are so dumb If you got some, just an eensy BIT of game then it's safe to say it's that bet you can get a dame I shoot, aim the same game, yo obedientally Tell em that I get the drawers come off immediately Here comes a nut slut, and we can do the Beat Street strut and be that I'm a mutt -- so what No but if's or maybe baby, look who's talkin to It's true when I'm drunk I might bone anything that's walkin down the street, watchin ladies Nobody's watchin you, because you got a baby I ain't tryin to be a stepfather so I don't bother Word to mommy dearest, I look farther Down the road, to a road not taken I'm tired of all these same bitches, I need to take care a new flower, so Joe can take a shower and get wet, and then jet like ahhhh, seven-forty-seven I tell the girls my number 7-7-7-ninety-three-eleven Then I'm steppin, so when they call me, you'll hear Is Common there Uh-uh, sorry you got the wrong number, if you wonder I'm the lumberjack Choppin down the cherry tree and never comin back It's like that and it'll be like that Because a dog is a woman's best friend black

Love Has Been A Friend To Me

JULIO IGLESIAS "Starry Night"
Love has been a friend to me A friend my whole life through Always saw the best in me As only friends will do. It was young when I was young And both of us were blind We made it through the careless years Love has been a friend of mine. Love has been a friend to me Companions of the heart Following where passion leads We learn what fools we are. Even when it breaks my heart And hope is hard to find I still remember all the ways Love has been a friend of mine. In a world everchanging Ev'ry season must end Love makes only one promise It will find you again. I remember ev'ry word That love has ever said To a perfect melody Running through my head. On a not too far tomorrow I'll sing back ev'ry line The title of my song will be Love has been a friend of mine. Love is happiness and sorrow It's ev'rything in time Through it all I'm glad to say Love has been a friend of mine

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