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Firesign Theatre lyrics

What Makes America Great

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------------------------------------------------- It's candied apples and ponies with dapples you can ride all day! It's girls with pimples And cripples with dimples that just wont go away ! Its spics and wops and niggers and kikes with noses as long as your arm! Its micks and chinks and gooks and geeks and honkies (Honk! Honk!) who never left the farm !

Rocky Mountain Suite (Cold Nights In Canada)

JOHN DENVER "Farewell Andromeda"
Up in a meadow in Jasper, Alberta, two men and four ponies on a long lonesome ride. To see the high country and learn of her people, the ways that they lived there, the ways that they died. And one is a teacher and one a beginner just wanting to be there and wanting to know. And together they're trying to us a story that should have been listened to long, long ago. How the life in the mountains is living in danger from too many people, too many machines. And the time is upon us, today is forever, tomorrow is just one of yesterday's dreams. Cold nights in Canada and icy blue winds, the man and the mountains are brothers again. Clear waters are laughing, they sing to the skies. The Rockies are living, they never will die. Up in a meadow in Jasper, Alberta, two men and four ponies on a long lonesome ride

Only If You Want It

EAZY-E "5150: Home Of Tha Sick"
[Featuring Treach] [Chorus] Only if you want it Yes I really want it (x4) [Eazy E] Can I get an eye open up Eazy locin' up smokin' up much dust like a nut what give it up for the real stuff shut the what up back the shut up what hustler from the hood hoe hopin' and mud rub the finishin' touches would sure went rubbers comin' in bunches could serve like lunches hold ya horses here's where the source is not very tall but never took a short kid with a clip to claw wouldn't draw Mcgraw I trick a law before all and all I'm raw a naughty shorty, sporty with a forty a laddy takin' tours, just to plan an orgy a nasty critter, any hoe hitter hated my babysitter cause she wouldn't let me hit her now get up on it, on and on get on it and I will pump it, only if you want it. [Chorus] Only if you want it Yes I really want it (x4) [Eazy-E] Here's something from the ding dong cause I really care how long ya been strong grown here comes the switch dome chrome couldn't hang with the king out the rudder but I call for a yes y'all toots my style is just as fresh as a dusch bush I face ya fact throw a heck just like woody wooder and if I left that means I should of booger here's a new track, for all the jacks I'm kickin' it the hardest so gimmie my shoes back so I live when I step it's the pimp and I rep so make a right and get left quick so try to play strong and long gone the flow is kinda funky but far from Armstrong get up on it, on and on get on it and I will pump it, only if you want it. [Chorus] Only if you want it Yes I really want it (x4) [Treach] ooooooh a new jack! a new jack! [Eazy-E] Kid I swear I saw a puddy cat back back smack, here comes a witty black endin' in a skull high I'm bout to show why Eazy's fillin' caps cause my gat's in the low ride bang when the gat sneaks, two in the back seat my homie rides shotgun waitin' to spot one duh is a fool who don't ride to slide to a ride I'm shudder shakin' the place when I start hey so don't butter, Eazy-E but a park hey the only thing to flow these now to be fly is a feather I see the smilin' faces of while they sick ya know me better, hard Rodney kid gettin' Cali kid, now ya know it boy left up in the alley dead now get up on it, on and on get on it and I will pump it, only if you want it. [Chorus] Only if you want it Yes I really want it (x4)

Firm Fiasco

THE FIRM
Verse One: Nas Escobar, AZ the Vizuliza As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be in the Firm I can remember when I first met Sosa, it was a glorious time There were wise guys everywhere, we were around Twenty one, twenty two at the time Yeah every place we go, every party People would stop and stare when we walked in We would give the doorman a hundred dollars just for opening the door Sosa would give the bartender two hundred dollars just for keeping The ice cold, yeah we were legends and we still are Two hundred fallen angels, we balling from every angle Heavy bag gold, panamania changed angle Let's tangle, tabernacles Ill lukiens coming at you, fuck Parus A billion years B.C., originally black Jews Cashsews honey now roasted, let's kill the colprate He owe us shit, toe toe toe with that four four bit Fuck the hoe shit, mercury back tax ?birth? for me Personally I existed when Earth was in need, indeed Human lifeform transformed from light storms, poltrons Electrons nuetrons, iced long Nights long, repltilaians I'll see ya'll in the next millenium What world are we really in, amphibians moved to the Carribean Underwater force, placed under the court of law Usually sport Warlaw, my mind stay core raw Fill of ambiants, love fine carats and cars that launch Nonchalaunt, usually there are Jimmies up in the palms Play low style, Guteians change my whole profile Left the dope pile, bet the guard be around for awhile Firm Islamic, hit the croner of the Earth just like a comet Verse Two: AZ the Vizuliza, Nas Escobar See I like Esco, he knew everybody and everybody knew him He was the type of guy who routed for the bad guys in the movies But hey Die for this Firm, live for this Firm Niggas learn, never should come before your fam From ki's to ported grams, these are corners in the blue van E's upon on us, cause of warrants While we smoke hash cheese enormous, stack cheese Travel the world like Taurus, went half with Sosa for four bricks Down in Camdon, we handlin' to D.C. Chips on fights with China White's by they tight PP Wanting PC but all they get is good dick or four clips For loose lips, by the jungle flise Suck the pearl tongue juices, off you fly misses Take her out to the Spark's stakehouse, gentelmen style Coincidental, family's here Meet fem fatale, French connection Persian wet don, let's get this F on The Ebony queen, Fox you grab my left arm Dre made a QB the conton, BK and so on Family strong ???? Nature, make sure we all get this millionaire's paper What a sweet site for sour eyes, may we rise Hope for now on we never cross sides Veres Three: Foxy Brown You know what, most hoes would have left these cats a long time ago I mean if your man gave you a gun to hide, what would ya'll hoes do? But you know, the shit kinda turned me on Black Madonna, hoes kill for they popals Never seen a bitch like this, queen misses Rock BDS's on the left wrists, trick check this Respect this, Firm's niggas lie knee deep in this bitch Wanna need bitch and have my pussy bleed, swear for 'em Fuck and take the chair for 'em, whoever dare cross us The thoughts that thoughts across a bitch's minds, pops the nine Leave 'em resting in peices, while my thorough bitches peep this Death before decid-a, screw me on the dick-a Lace me in Gabanna, peep dat Think I'm flippin' on these three cats, Set yo clown ass right up with my down ass Bitch to hold the cash and G's, stash the guns for 'em And the icedy E Berkee, breathe the the sun for 'em Long dick style, swallow the enemies cum for 'em Pretty ass hoe, bitches fuck 'em and I dumb on 'em When Nas pop the Crist, Fox cops the fifth Make my doe up for OZ's, now hoes that's real uhhh

Judgement

ANATHEMA "Judgement"
Asleep is the rose, in tired innocence... dreaming time away. Secure in the comfort of slumbers faint embrace. Blissfully ignorant, unaware of the imminence... Recurring memories emerge from the deep... of old secrets unforgotten sleep. They sink beneath the surface just long enough for you to breathe. Then return to choke you when you wake up alone. Shredded inside... there's one place left to turn. A long-term problem, a temporary remedy, but fuck it all anyway you can pretend to be happy. So many years of pathetic lies, empty promises and unfulfilled dreams are scattered like dust into the winds. Looking for the sun that eclipsed behind black feathered wings. Tomorrow never comes, there was only ever one day... but now it's too late. The inequity of fate The pains of love and hate The heart-sick memories That brought you to your knees And the times when we were young When life seemed so long Now you are left alone Where did it all go wrong Day after day You burned it all away (and it's too late) All the hate that feeds your needs All the sickness you conceive All the horror you create Will bring you to your knees

The Ride

HANK WILLIAMS JR.
I was thuming through montgomery, had my guitar on my back when a stranger stopped beside me in a antique cadillac. Now he was dressed like 1950 half drunk and hollow eyed..he said its a long walk to nashville would u like to ride..i sat down in the front seat, he turned on the radio and them sad old songs coming out of them speakers were solid country gold..then i noticed the stranger was ghost when he asked me for a light and i knew there was something strange about this ride.. (Chorus) He said rippler can you make folks cry when you play and sing. have u paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings.. rippler can you make folks feel what you feel inside,cus if your big star bound let me worn you its a long hard ride. then he cried just south of nashville and he turned that car around..he said this is where u get off boy cus im going back to alabam. when i stepped out of that cadillac i said mister many thanks. he said you dont have to call me mister mister the whole world calls me hank.. (Chorus) He said rippler can you make folks cry when you play and sing. have u paid your dues, can you moan the blues, can you bend them guitar strings.. rippler can you make folks feel what you feel inside,cus if your big star bound let me worn you its a long hard ride. yea if your big star bound let me wourn its a long.... hard ride.

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