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ELVIS COSTELLO lyrics - Armed Forces

Party Girl

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They say you're nothing but a party girl Just like a million more all over the world I know I shouldn't be raising my hopes so high But I have seen the hungry look in their eyes They'd settle for anything in disguise of love Seen the party girls look me over Seen 'em leaving when the party's over They can't touch me now You say you don't mind We're so hard to find I could give you anything but time Give it just one more try Give it a chance Starts like fascination Ends up like a trance Oh you'll never be the guilty party girl Maybe someday we can go hiding from this world Maybe I'll never get over the change in style But I don't want to lock you up and say you're mine Don't want to lose you or say goodbye I'm the guilty party and I want my slice But I know you've got me and I'm in a grip-like vise. They can't touch me now You say you don't mind We're so hard to find I could give you anything I would give you anything I can give you anything but time Give you anything but time (repeats)

The Girlie Had A Mustache

DJ Jazzy Jeff The Fresh Prince "And in This Corner..."
(Get down) [ VERSE 1: The Fresh Prince ] I was.. cruisin down the avenue, early one Friday When I saw what I thought was a lady walkin my way I turned my back to ????????????? And I said, Hm-hm, excuse me, and she walked past She was about 5'6 , or maybe six and a half With a body like a goddess, man, this girl was bad! Tight leather pants that fit like a drum And two big - yeah well, she had some Anyway from behind she was fine But when she turned around, her mustache was bigger than mine At first I laughed, cause yo, to me that was funny But the laughter ceased when she said: Hey honey! At first I was confused, I was somewhat spell-bound My mouth wide open and my chin on the ground And then it hit me, like a bolt from the sky I thought: hold up - wait - this girl is a guy?! I tried to get away, I said, Well, never mind Maybe I'll see you some other time But then he grabbed me by my arm and told me I couldn't leave And said, Hey boy, you look mighty cute in them jeans! This had to be the most embarrassing thing in the world My whole neighborhood was watchin me get beat up by a girl And when my homeboys came, they didn't let me explain They said, Prince, you're a sucker, you should be ashamed My pride was busted right along with my eye Cause my homeboys didn't realize that this girl was a guy And in retrospect I had to laugh I can't believe I didn't notice that this girlie had a mustache [ VERSE 2: The Fresh Prince ] I remember last year, the day was October 5th And my family went away on a weekend ski trip And they left $100 and a note by the phone That said: 'Don't have any company till we get home' No company? I'm 18! They must be jokin! And by 10 my crib was smokin All of my friends with their hands in the air Screamin (PARTY OVER HERE, PARTY OVER THERE!) The party was jammin till at least about 5 And as my friends were leaving, they were like Homes, it was live! I thought the party was over, but really was just beginnin I turned around I thought I was dreamin, I saw four women Dressed in red leather, tight to their booties I gestured with my index finger: come here, cuties I tried to be chill, I didn't wanna scare em I said, Hi, my name's the Prince, they said, Hi Prince, we're your harem I didn't waste time, I started shootin the gift I said, Y'all the type of girls I'd like to spend some time with I walked upstairs, my adrenaline was pumpin Till one hit me in the head with a lamp or somethin The next thing I remember is wakin up nearly dead With another Fred Flintstone lump on my head Of course I was mad, this type of thing can burn at you They tied me up and they were stealin my furniture I said, Yo sweetheart, what's wrong with you? What kind of stuff is this for a nice girl like you to do? She turned around and smiled and laughed And that's the way that I noticed that the girlie had a mustache Not four girls, four guys! They were in disguise, it was a set up all the time I made a complete fool of myself that day My parents were pullin up just as the u-haul truck was pullin away They walked in, looked like they seen a ghost There I was, gagged and bound and tied to the bed post My pop walked in and asked a brilliant question Son, where's the furniture and why is your room so messy? Obviously Sherlock Holmes had been arrived I said, What do you think, dad, maybe we were robbed?! I'm tied up, nothing's in one piece Let's discuss the facts later, mom, please call the police I wanted to have a party, I thought I was clever My pop told me I was on punishment forever! And in retrospect I had to laugh I can't believe I didn't notice that the girlie had a mustache

Looking (At Tale Of Two Meanings)

Gilbert O'Sullivan "Life Rhymes"
I'm looking for a man who knows how to finish Better than to begin I'm looking for a girl whose age is Virginia Name around seventeen I'm looking for a tie that won't get knotted One that will not be four making five On I've a reason you see That's good. tell me where's the door I like to think it's time I stopped interfering In peoples private lives I like to think the bits I find fascinating Ought to decrease in size I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't And I'll tell you a tale/tail Is the part you start with when you begin Or brush If your dog's on sale I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't And I'll tell you a sale Is the time you find out everything's cheap Only prices remain unchanged I'm wondering If the girl I married this morning Wants us to get divorced I'm wondering If the child we both plan on having Shouldn't be ordered first I'm wondering If the pain I have In my left leg isn't just In my head Which Is fine. don't mind as long as I'm here I might as well stay myself

Read Your Mind

Vonda Shepard
We held hands and laughed Then we jumped in the water Off the jetty we'd fly As the sun got hotter We were any age Floating through space Happy for once In the human race On this sweet Sunday, and into Monday Your arms wrapped around me Where my love has found me Has finally found me But am I really free? If I could read your mind I hope I'd find The same love I have in mine If I could go back in time I'd try to find you And make up for all this wasted time Like a broken record I've stayed protected From promises From disappointments I wanna hear your dreams Wanna drift away Wanna break you in Oh I wanna stay Stay in heaven, oh in heaven And see my life finally begin Will we be together, oh forever? Darling please let me in If I could read your mind I hope I'd find The same love I have in mine If I could go back in time I'd try to find you And make up for all this wasted time Oh I want to stay in this sweet Sunday, and into Monday Your arms wrapped around me Where my love has found me Has finally found me But am I really free? If I could read your mind I hope I'd find The same love I have in mine If I could go back in time I'd try to find you And make up for all this wasted time Na, na, na , na, na... If I could read your mind (Na, na, na, na, na...) If I could read your mind (Na, na, na, na, na...) If I could read your mind (Na, na, na, na, na...)

One More Fucking Time

MOTORHEAD "We Are Motorhead"
All life is a mystery, All things come to he who waits All things just a twist of fate It's just a state of mind All your time is not your own It's real hard to find out why It's real hard to say good-bye To move on down the line... Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't of my choosing It's only bones and skin And I will plead no contest If loving you's a crime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time All your life is in your head All you dreams are in your sleep And if your dreams are hid too deep They're just a waste of time When you try to chase the dream You never seem to know the time You never recognize the signs And nothing's what it seems Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't of my choosing It's only bones and skin And I will plead no contest If loving you's a crime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time And if I would have been a bad man You would have seen the good in me You would have seen the other The good man I could be But since I am a good man The same was all the same Nothing I could do, nothing I could do All life is a mystery, All things pass you by in time All things just a perfect crime It's just the way we are All instincts let you down It's not a case of love in vain It's not a case of love insane It's enough to break your heart Both your eyes wide open You see the shape I'm in It wasn't my idea That I be the one to sin And so all those years together Weren't worth a fucking dime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time And so all our years together Weren't worth a fucking dime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time And so all our years together Weren't worth a fucking dime So go on and find me guilty Just one more fucking time

Millie Fell Off The Fire Escape

ATMOSPHERE "Leak At Will"
[Slug] She dropped the gun and started running down the corridor She found the exit to get out that department store She reached full sprint when she hit the parking lot She didn't see police, not even any rent-it-cops She ran across the street and went behind the Applebee's From there she could see those abandoned factories Figured there's a good place for her to hide away Knowing she could climb inside through the fire escape At this point, still felt like a dream In her head she could still hear the little kid's screams Leaning up against the dumpster to find some breath She could hear the sirens, now it's time to step Running through the alleyway now relentless Bobbing in between houses, hopping fences Only two more blocks till the overpass The adrenaline is rendering a panic attack Maybe she should go back and explain it all Maybe the best thing to do now is take that fall Ain't no way that they won't understand Daddy's little girl is never gonna hurt again She can't believe that she's having this dilemma Tryna find a reason that she shouldn't go surrender She's a kid and a first time offender Plus he had it coming, hell it's colder in December Decided she would make it to the vacant warehouse From there she could try to get her head to clear out She needs a minute to sit and think Some time to reflect on these events and let 'em sink There's the building, it's empty she hopes to God The fire escape is on the back near the loading dock The next chapter to the happy ever after Wrapped her little fingers round the cold metal ladder Started climbing, that's when she heard the officer "Millie turn yourself in now girl, come down from there" She tried to look over her shoulder Lost balance, fell four stories, it was over

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