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Cledus T. Judd lyrics - Just Another Day in Parodies

Wife Naggin'

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She bosses me around dang near all of the time She might be my wife but I won't kiss her big behind No matter how much she whines… “Now I've been working hard for way to long If you think I'm walking the dog taking out the trash mowing the lawn Trimming out the hedges or cleaning the garage you're wro-o-o-ng.â€? “It's your time to clean the lawnâ€? Praise the Lord I'm going fishin It's the only cure for my mental condition One of these days I'm gonna send her a packin' I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin Feels like forever since I've seen any action “I'd rather love than never to (stand son???)â€? “Not the night I'm crampin' That's right I said crampinâ€? I'm gonna die for sure of malnutrition Cause she'll won't step one foot in our kitchen Ain't no wonder why I fell off the wagon I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin I forgot our anniversary and I'm really sorry “You're sure it's today I thought it was tomorr-yâ€? Oh she's gonna kill me Oh honey please don't kill me Divorce court let's make a reservation Maybe then I'll get some peace and relaxation For now the neighbor's couch is where I'll be crashin I'LL stay away from my wife's nagging I may be overweight but at least my breasts ain't a saggin I'm sick and tired of my wife naggin

Kodiak

PENNYWISE "Pennywise"
so many trials and tribulations but the wiser man am I such fixations are fixed on me I tell you I am sick I'm sick and tired of all the fables tired of all the lies I'm tired of seeing bullshit walk up hill miles and miles if I've done half the shit that's been said about me too much and then some I could have spent the span of 20 lives compared to just my one so get off my back all you slanderers just leave me alone put your nose back on your face where it belongs you fucking drone your life is pure fascination your mouth speaks such abominations I condemn your allegations you are a frankenstein creation it must be weird to live one's life in a self make believe pit but then I look at mine and then I see what a pointless one yours is so crawl back in your hole yea back into your world of make believe when I see your smiling face you best be prepared to leave in a land of pure untruths I gladly crown your ass the queen the things you do are always done so exquisitely

Spit it Out

SLIPKNOT "Slipknot"
Since you never gave a damn in the first place Maybe it's time you had the tables turned Cuz in the interest of all involved I got the problem solved And the verdict is guilty... ...Man nearly killed me Steppin' where you fear to tread Stop, drop and roll - you were dead from the git-go!! Big mouth fucker, stupid cocksucker! Are you scared of me now Then you're dumber than I thought Always is, never was Foundation made of piss and vinegar Step to me, I'll smear ya - Think I fear ya bullshit! Just another dumb punk chompin' at this tit Is there any way to break through the noise Was it something that I said that got you bent It's gotta be that way if you want it Sanity, Literal Profanity hit me! Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out Maybe it's the way you spread a lotta rumour fodder Keepin' all your little spies and leavin' when you realise Step up, fairy I guess it's time to bury your ass with the chrome Straight to the dome You heard that right, bitch, I didn't stutter If you know what's good - sit, shut up and beg, brother Backstab - Don't you know who you're dissin' Side swipe - we know the ass that you're kissin'! Bigidy - bigidy bitch boy, halfwat hauser Can't hear shit cuz I keep gettin' louder Step up, and you get a face full o' tactic Lippin' off hard, goin' home in a basket You got no pull, no power, no nuthin' Now you start shit Well, ain't that somethin' Payoffs don't protect, and you can't hide if you want But I'll find you - Comin' up behind you! Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out 'Bout time I set this record straight All the needlenose punchin' is makin' me irate Sick o' my bitchin' fallin' on deaf ears Where YOU gonna be in the next five years The crew and all the fools, and all the politix Get your lips ready, gonna gag, gonna make you sick You got dick when they passed out the good stuff Bam Are you sick of me Good enough - had enough Fuck me! I'm all out of enemies! Fuck me! I'm all out of enemas! Spit it out All you wanna do is drag me down All I wanna do is stamp you out

Ghetto You

Backyard Babies "Total 13"
(Dregen, Borg) You wanna hear a story A story 'bout a broken man You´re just trippin´ nowhere Or is it hard for you to understand That I´m a man I´m so sick and tired of you You better not touch me I´m so sick and tired of you And the crazy things you do I´m getting sick and tired I´m getting sick and tired And I´ll die just to get to you Baby, I will lie just to get to you But I ain´t never gonna cry So you wanna hear another story Another story in a different place But when it comes to lovin´ I will leave you with a broken face 'Cause I´m a man I´m so sick and tired of you You better not touch me I´m so sick and tired of you And the crazy things you do I´m getting sick and tired I´m getting sick and tired And I´ll die just to get to you Baby, I will lie just to get to you But I ain´t never gonna cry No way I don´t believe that I will live forever But I do believe that I will die And I´m gonna drive by a hundred miles 'Cause I´m a high-flying sucker with a super smile Die Just to get to you Baby, I will lie just to get to you But I ain´t gonna cry Just to get to you Baby, I will die Just to get to you Baby, I will die, die Just to get to you And, baby, I will lie Just to get to you But I ain´t gonna cry Just to get to you But, baby, I will die Just to get to you

You Don't Have To Be Old To Be Wise

JUDAS PRIEST "British Steel"
(Tipton/Halford/Downing) I've had enough of being programmed And told what I ought to do Let's get one thing straight I'll choose my fate And it's got nothing to do with you The years are flying by and it's time I got high Took a sample of the good things in life This is a chance I'm gonna take Gonna get out trouble and strife I grow sick and tired of the same old lies Might look a little young So what's wrong You don't have to be old to be wise No I don't care that the people stare Accuse me of going mad Just get a long hard look into the mirror Then, tell me now who's been had The way things are going I won't get to show 'em Go single all the time's up to me So it's off with the ties No compromise Wanna taste what it's like to be free I grow sick and tired of the same old lies Might look a little young So what's wrong You don't have to be old to be wise I grow sick and tired of the same old lies Might look a little young So what's wrong You don't have to be old to be wise I'm gonna gather my things Go through the door Every night I'll live on my own I'd like to be there And I'm gonna be there I got a will of my own I go as I please Fend for myself Pull all the stops, roll the dice Out on my own, gonna go it alone When I need it Then I'll ask for advice You don't have to be old to be wise You don't have to be old to be wise You don't have to be old to be wise You don't have to be old to be wise You don't have to be old to be wise You don't have to be old to be wise You don't have to be old to be wise [Fade]

Fuck Authority

PENNYWISE "Land Of The Free?"
Someday you gotta find another way, you better right your mind and live by what you say Today is just another day unless you set your sights and try to find a way I say fuck authority Silent majority Raised by the system Now it's time to rise against them We're sick of your treason Sick of your lies Fuck no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation, we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin' Stop tryin' Stop tryin', stop tryin' You know the time is right to take control, we gotta take offense against the status quo No way, not gonna stand for it today, fight for your rights, it's time we had our say I say fuck authority Silent majority Raised by the system Now it's time to rise against them We're sick of your treason Sick of your lies Fuck no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation, we're livin', we're dyin', we take the time and will endless try and destroy, enjoy, you fight the world, become a new toy, dominate, eliminate, do you fell the rise, rise of hate Fuck authority Silent majority Raised by the system Now it's time to rise against them We're sick of your treason Sick of your lies Fuck no, we won't listen We're gonna open your eyes Frustration, domination, feel the rage of a new generation, we're livin', we're dyin' and we're never gonna stop, stop tryin' Stop tryin' Stop tryin', stop tryin'

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