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Cledus T. Judd lyrics - Juddmental

Coronary Life

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Parody of Ordinary Life by Chad Brock (Connie Harrington/Bonnie Baker), Magnolia Hill Music (ASCAP) (A division of McSpadden-Smith Music LLC). New lyrics music by Cledus T. Judd/Chris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)/Of Music (SESAC) Cledus at the kitchen table Short of breath, legally disabled Wife walks in, she's so surprised Can't believe I'm still alive I say I'm hungry for biscuits and gravy That patty melt that you always made me But I can't eat that anymore They say grease kills; Tastes good to me Day in, day out it's all I eat My third bypass, unclogged the valves Just to clog them again Never felt worse; A constant thirst Lordy how my left arm hurts I blame my job, I blame my wife For this coronary life Cledus on the ER table Vital signs ain't too stable Hey, Doc, I'm proud of you I didn't think that I'd pull through Later in Intensive Care I had the nurses laughing there So thankful Blue Cross will pay For the bills, my IVs Four thousand dollar EKGs That's the last time I need Angioplasty It's off I go to Type-O To improve my cardio It's about time I said goodbye To my coronary life Sweat's pouring off me at the health spa The Stairmaster's wore me out again You know I can't believe how much I miss The way I used to live I'd eat red meat, Pickled pigs feet Always craving something sweet My food was fast, But that's the past I can't eat fat again Aerobicize, Reduced my thighs No more German chocolate pie I miss my fudge, I miss my fries And my coronary life

J.a.c.

D Sisive
My number one priority's lost in the game of life cause death was dominant It's prominent that I'm losing my touch beacuse my confidence Consists of zero motivation the frustration Be taking the best of me...Losing the chemistry I once possessed rest assure the focal point's the metaphor From J.A.C. her words of wisdom was always the best of cures In rough times I'd follow her routes receive the tips And when I took the risk it seemed that rough times never existed... In my memory, avoided the density and the felonies And questioned the... Why was this angel sent to me? It was never understood clearly...The consipracy theory Left thoughts weary and eyes constantly tearly From the loss that was faced, my property was defaced From the relization that she could never be replaced By any other, to others, they'd all be running for cover But the opposite was witnessed from my mother Instead she stood her ground and fought, round for round and brought The insparation that was caught by myself, that surely taught That the posotive always rise and shady ones are dispised I'm seeing it with my eyes, so it ain't really a surprise that... Only the storng survive, and the weak always demise But why is it the good ones always have to die? ...I'll try to sleep tight, despite the fact I guess I'll never see the light... * Hook * (X2) I'm feeling pressures the most at night times when I lay back and close my eyes And realize simply how much you've been there for me It ain't to see, but soul searching keeps me awake at diffrent times To reconize how much you really mean to me...J.A.C. In a retrospect state, I vision all my respect escalate into the highest rate... But the state of mind that I was placed in, subtracted from the rasing Of myself into a grown man for an unknown span of time I slowly felt I was losing my mind and then entering adulthood blind Without the guidance that you once selected, after proceeding to reflect it... Stayed imbedded within my brain...Time and time again I strained my vision to see things clearly, but abstract blurs Conqured my life facts severely While suffering was mearly the side effects We gave our best to elongate or avoid the permanent rest But it was only a test Then the days of life became less Due to infectious breasts, that risked the threat...Leaving defects On your physical frame, cause you were playing a losing game with nobody to blame But your will to maintain...Never lost a single second of life And left us with the posotive attitude that you'd survive through the night But our perspective could not always be right My body grew tight when the phone rang constantly on the expected night On November two-nil when my emotions spilled Cause I heard you had to face your passing, then the world turned still And I totally lost my surviving will, to experience the best face death and realize that it's for real Could never steal the appeal from memories that were lavishly attacking me But still I passivly erased all the feelings from the damaged fee Selected normally, and tried not to vision what the manics see It seemed like yesterday when we were singing songs by David Cassidy Along with our entire life together passing me by like Pharcyde While I'm bucking up for the ride Basic intentions try to strive for goals you offred motivation for Destinations were reached through formations of my speech Boosting me for the reach therfore I have to impeach From 51 to 97, I'm posotive you're let in That unconqured land that lies behind the gates of heaven Beacuse we stuck by our word Til death do us part And since I'm not seeing you phisically, you reside in my heart J.A.C. ...I'll try to sleep tight, despite the fact I guess I'll never see the light... *Hook * (X2)

A Crescendo Of Passion Bleeding

CRADLE OF FILTH "The Principle Of Evil Made Flesh"
Spells lay daggers before me passion speaks in grue vehement stabs Trance my eyes, fix my focus to pain the tumour grows until the enemy is slain (Gut The Church) Slightless storm knee-deep in hate I seeth my purpose here has woken to breath Total war on the brethren of Men millions regardless dying by my hand A Black Age Of Fire brief in its vicious eloquence removing the dross love will arise from the ashes of your loss Then and only then will the pleasure of Eden be mine and the sinews of life itself will be tied in the very veins of my bloodline And their tears taste like wine... I will rule as a king and the Goddess will sit as my guiding Queen in the glory of the earth our crowns are studded with the jewels of blasphemy The blood is the life! I seek to evoke a new order in Man a flood of compulsion to resurrect Khem the lion is vexed to uproot and descend Chaos my steed in the thick, clinging dust tempering weapons of criminal lust I hold sway from the East to fulfill prophecies thinning the cause as fresh cells to disease The blood is the life! Even the moon will not lend thee her light the darkness serves will to snuff out human life that I might reclaim the world as my right I kill without scruple or silent regret in haunts of the sinister lunar aspect for I am the pleasure that comes from your pain tiny red miracles falling like...rain The incessant pall of death surrounds me but this is not the part of me that wishes to breed there will be no dread thereafter the mysteries I reveal unto thee I stir the hearts of the wisest by the fools I will always be feared my Kingdom feeds off their slaughter... A crescendo of passion bleeding... on the pale reflection of dawn Devour The Sun 'The Great Man of his time is He who expresses the Will of his time; who tells his time what it wills; and who carries it out'

I'm Alright

JAKE MILLER "Spotlight"
Today I met a man, sittin' on the corner He was holdin' out his hand, had a couple quarters That he saved up in a can, I think i heard him whisper that you'll never understand Damn, no place to call his home said he lives alone so he's forced to roam With a shopping cart filled to the top with every thing he owns A smile on his face, yep there he stood He was holdin' up sign sayin' life is good Man, I wonder what it'd be like, a day in his shoes I guess when you got nothin', you got nothin' to lose He said boy, don't you pity me, I'm still standin' tall As a matter of fact, I got it all I got life, I got love I got faith and that's enough We feel sorrow, we feel pain But there's sunshine after rain So I'm alright (you'll be fine, take it one day at time) So I'm alright (said you'll be fine, take it one day at time) Today I met a man makes a couple hundred grand Always stressin' out got 2 cell phones in his hand Lives the country club life, think he's on his 3rd wife Never makes it home for dinner cause he's workin' every night 5 cars in the garage, 4 he's never drivin' Always wantin' more than just the life that he's been given Gotta strange obsession with material possessions Now he's always poppin' Prozac to battle his depression He's got everything he's ever wanted, and he's always tryin' to flaunt it But now it's all comin' back to haunt him Mistaken want's important in life for all the pointless stuff For some people, everything's just not enough I got life, I got love I got faith and that's enough We feel sorrow, we feel pain But there's sunshine after rain So I'm alright (you'll be fine, take it one day at time) So I'm alright (said you'll be fine, take it one day at time) You gotta keep goin', never give it up You only live once, might as well live it up Every breath I take is a reason to believe That the finest things in life, came to me for free Said you gotta keep goin', never give it up You only live once, might as well live it up Every breath I take is a reason to believe That the finest things in life, came to me for free I got life, I got love I got faith and that's enough We feel sorrow, we feel pain But there's sunshine after rain So I'm alright (you'll be fine, take it one day at time) So I'm alright (said you'll be fine, take it one day at time) Yeah, you got, nothing to lose, haha

Prisoner In Disguise

Linda Rondstadt "Prisoner in Disguise"
written by John David Souther WB Music Corp and Golden Spread Music You think the love you never had might save you But true love takes a little time You can touch it with your fingers And try to believe your eyes Is it love or lies So you're keeping your distance A little bit of room around you But if he doesn't return your call on time Oh my my You just act like a fool on a holiday There's nothing that you wouldn't try You must be a prisoner in disguise Well this night life is my life But there's no one else in it And sometimes those lonesome breezes blow But it's no show so you might as well go If you think you could win it Without losing and letting it show The city is no place to hide in Everybody knows your number And you know that you could never be alone if you tried You just run like a man with no reason to run And no place to ever arrive You must be a prisoner Look just like a prisoner Well you must be a prisoner in disguise

Stay Ready (What A Life)

JHENE AIKO "Sail Out"
[Jhene Aiko] We do not exist in Any other instant Here in this dimension You and I are meant to be I have waited lifetimes to find you Now that you're here I can remind you Of the things you've been dreamin' Times two I promise you If you just give me 24 Man, all I need is 24 hours I promise you'll want plenty more You'll probably be with it forever So how does it sound Us on the ground Giving you my love? There's no place quite like here There's no better time than now You gotta stay ready There's no place quite like here There's no better time than now That's why I stay ready [Kendrick Lamar] Tell me find your spot with the warning that I might slip And when you climb on top that's the ultimate road trip Ride on me like your Pac got me thinkin' it's '96 I can rap on some nineties shit, wrap your leggings around my hip I'm so hip to it tourists want to come speculate But if I stay monogamous promise this kiss will always taste like candy And yeah, it's obvious momma now probably can't stand me I'm sure they're tired of this look that you have when you're antsy We gon' fuck around (Mmm), we gon' fuck around And triple through triplets of babies right now And that might break the record and no, that don't mean you're fertile That means we're fucking reckless, plus we don't use protection I find myself reading old text messages when I'm bored We find ourselves sexting 'til that connection is restored I know that sounds immature, but if we never grow up Then I'm wishing good luck on the seats that's inside this Porsche Come to me Come, come to me Look at what you've done to me You put a gun to me Then you brought the sun to me Shine like blood diamonds Learning to have patience Only cause you are timeless The universe energy doesn't lie And this chemistry is infinity at a million times I wrote a million rhymes describing your star power And after 24 bars, you get 24 hours There's no place quite like here There's no better time than now You gotta stay ready There's no place quite like here There's no better time than now That's why I stay ready [2x] All that I know is right now Nothing's for sure but, right now Gotta get yours like, right now, like, right now I been through some shit man But I be on my shit man I decided that what you give is what you're given So I been tryna do it right I been doing like Whatever gets me through the night What a life I'm steady always on the go You steady always on the go We steady losing all control [3x] What a life They say The truth ain't pretty But coming from that pretty mouth The truth is fitting Cause you ain't never talking loud And you know plenty Yeah you know what I'm talking bout Cause you just get me Yeah you so pretty If everything is dipped in gold Then baby it will never grow Everything sweet ain't sugar coated [4x] What a lie What a life What a life that I've been given What a life What a life that I been living What a life What a life we die to live in What a life

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