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Cledus T. Judd lyrics - I Stoled This Record

You Have No Right To Remain Violent

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Well, I asked you to dance Now my nose is broken Must've said somethin' wrong Gosh, I was just jokin' But it's hard not to cry With a gussied up eye My face sprayed with mace If ya didn't wanna dance You could've just said so And if I'd only ducked fast Then I wouldn't have bled so Do you think there's a chance You could call an ambulance? Oh God, I'm in pain You have no right to remain violent That kick to my crotch Uh, that was very uncalled for You continued to beat and beat me 'Till I was black and blue I've been wantin' you But not any longer 'Cause it's brutally clear That you're so much stronger I'm madder than fire My jaws are both wired One hell of a date I didn't know my bladder had failed me Until I looked down at my pants I think I'm in desperate need of hospitalization But I ain't got no danged insurance You have no right to remain violent That kick to my crotch Uh, that was very uncalled for You continued to beat and beat me 'Till I was black and blue I've been wantin' you But not any longer 'Cause it's brutally clear That you're so much stronger 'Cause I'm madder than fire My jaws is both wired That's one hell of a date I bought a camcorder Got a restrainin' order Now lay you're hands on me I guess that's what you get when you ask a perfect stranger to dance.

Out

PAC DIV "Mania"
[Verse 1: Like] The school teachers talk, I been had answers Knew the whole story without reading all the chapters Going back and forth about my life plans after Most my niggas would rather slang that work for NASA Days in the classes Always fall asleep bugging Most the tests and the quizzes didn't mean nothing Only niggas moving on were ones seen hustling Those that didn't never got to see nothing But you zoom back to me functioning Tried to ball wasn't tall enough to be dunking Young black male trying to make his dreams public I know it had to be something I'm out [Hook: x2] I'm gonna get out of this house I'm gonna make my family proud I'm a show this world what I'm all about I'm out [Verse 2: BeYoung] Damn, I been dreaming of this day A moment we can finally get away Ain't right times before when I was trying get a date Hungry at the crib, broke, trying get a plate That was for the fun, though Gung-ho Used to the struggle Used to the labels saying "Look, we don't want you" Used to the ladies saying "Look, we don't want you" Now we on ya cable saying "Look what we come to" I sorta like haters now We need em in the world they make the place go round Funny how Everything is so tasteful now Hip Hop ain't never died it just changed it's style How do I look? Get my good side when you click it I got your girl smiling at me now when we kick it Still down to earth holla at me we can kick it Smoke on it we get caught you can pay the ticket... I'm fucking with you [Hook] [Verse 3: Mibbs] Well, everything's packed up Nothing left in the closet but the black tux And I'm a keep it right there it was bad luck Cause I ain't even went to prom, man, that sucks So I'm a say goodbye to the room you saw me grow up in No more G.I. Joe and no Teddy Ruxpin This the same room where I first fell in love in Brittany came over and I got my first nothing And I'm a miss it Washing all the dishes Feeding all the fishes Even on Christmas All the fun visits That old trash bag full of empty SunKisses So before I walked out that door My momma prayed for me and my pop said "Boy You know the world is yours There's nothing that can stop what God has in store" I'm out... [Hook]

It's Me

JOE "Ain't Nothin' Like Me"
If I had a choice to wake up next to someone Of course it would be you When I close my eyes And blow out the candles I'm wishing we wasn't through You should be here with me, baby To miss I, miss all I've have, lately To sit and think about what I could have done differently Hard to hang with friends When everybody knows you Can't go to church When everybody loves you And it's crushing me When I call and can't get through Oh, oh, oh All your guy friends Couldn't wait for us to brake up And their making sure We don't get a chance to make up I just wanna say I'm sorry I don't know what got into me If it's hell i gotto pay Then I'd go through the fire God knows I ain't want you to leave Don't know what else I can say I didn't even like her I'm just trying to make you see It's not you, girl it's me Things I use to hate about you Now I love, yeah Things that use to drive you crazy I've given up, Oh You then changed my whole life, baby How you leave right after you saved me And I hope you don't expect me To go on without you Hard to hang with friends When everybody knows you Can't go to church When everybody loves you And it's crushing me When I call and can't get through Oh, oh, oh All your guy friends Couldn't wait for us to brake up And their making sure We don't get a chance to make up I just wanna say I'm sorry I don't know what got into me If it's hell i gotte pay Then I'd go through the fire God knows I ain't want you to leave Don't know what else I can say I didn't even like her I'm just trying to make you see It's not you, girl it's me Can't believe I made a fool of myself When all you did was give me love But it wasn't enough You're not to blame I'm the one that did you wrong And it's really killing me What I made you think, Oh If it's hell i gotte pay Then I'd go through the fire God knows I ain't want you to leave Don't know what else I can say I didn't even like her I'm just trying to make you see It's not you, girl it's me If it's hell i gotte pay Then I'd go through the fire God knows I ain't want you to leave Don't know what else I can say I didn't even like her I'm just trying to make you see It's not you, girl it's me Oh, it's me

Banstyle / Sappys Curry

UNDERWORLD "Second Toughest In The Infants"
if they don't know and they don't know they're gonna find out soon enough. i'm so hot. as if that hurt. did you wash it. fester it around some. you don't even have to mind your own stuff. bring in the marines. i've heard so many other things and it was all brown. with the suction ones. the ones that suck it up. and i don't ever do the eye till i did that thing. i bet you like a blue boost. try a noose. loosen the strap where the two metal ends. rest your head against the steel. blow in to the tube. show me your legs. help me. show me a pink smile. walking up the aisle. show me the things underneath your seat. show me your tiny plastic soft drink. a song like a squealing pig. like a train with wheels. in the dark with the lights off. concealed. i'm thinking of you still. :: white room. little legend. fishman. nike man. red stripe. blue mercedes. big dog. salty man. full moon rising. old boy. salty girl. bunny girl. happy shopper. bouncing ball. city sun. think i found the real stuff. i think i found the real stuff. white crumbs across your bed. gray clouds cover bethnal green. white jeans. black top. nice shape. cracks a blue bitch till the son come sliding. naked beneath the knee. reflect black eyes. your knee talking. i think i found the real stuff. i think i found the real stuff.

Eminem Feat. J-black, Masta Ase

EMINEM
[Announcer] Welcome back, to the stage of history [Eminem] Yo.. Slim Shady! Yo.. I'll fuckin.. I'll.. I'll puke, eat it, and freak you (eww) Battle? I'm too weeded to speak to The only key that I see to defeat you would be for me to remove these two Adidas and beat you and force feed you 'em both, and on each feet is a cleat shoe I'll lift you off your feet so fast with a roundhouse you'll think I pulled the fuckin ground out from underneath you (Bitch!) I ain't no fuckin G, I'm a cannibal I ain't tryin to shoot you, I'm tryin to chop you into pieces and eat you Wrap you in rope and plastic, stab you with broken glass and have you with open gashes strapped to a soakin mattress Coke and acid, black magic, cloaks and daggers (ahhh!) Fuck the planet, until it spins on a broken axis I'm so bananas I'm showin up to your open casket to fill it full of explosive gasses and close it back with a lit match in it while I sit back and just hope it catches Blow you to fragments Laugh, roll you and smoke the ashes [Chorus: J-Black (repeat 2X)] I see the light at the end But every time I take a step, it gets dim Tell me is this hell we're livin in? If so, heaven's got to be better But if we're hellbound, whatever, let's go down [J-Black] Am I the worst? Because I, never go to church (never) I run a red light then sideswipe a hearse I'ma drink 'til my liver rot, see the doc Leave the E.R., then hit a bar for a liquor shot, 'til the liver spot One day we all gon' die But when I die, I'ma be so high that I'ma get up and walk, leavin the concrete bare with the chalk outline still there I smoke 'til I choke and I sex a lot I got a cross on my chain but it's just a rock Now if I pray everynight (night) Do I still have to hold my trey very tight? You feel me God? I done did so much shit while on Earth I smoke, I drink, I curse, and to make matters worse I bust my gun first, and then I chat with your corpse Since way back, I was one to never like back-talk See me at the pearly gates in line, wearin a Nordface Nickle nine at my waist, God done lost faith Angels greet me but I don't reply back Just show me to my quarters, and oh yeah, where's Thai at? [Chorus 1/2] [Announcer] Maxie was seriously wounded but the soul still burns Final battle, fight! [Masta Ace] Analyze the strength of my game, like Lee Corso Call me a lost soul, with a vest on my torso And of course, yo, y'all know I'm no stranger to danger Like Christ in a manger, feel a whole range of my anger I breathe down shit so hard you can see sound And beat down these rap clowns in like three rounds My pen 'bout as sharp as a dagger, walk with a swagger Tie your wife to the back of a black Jag and I drag her Ten blocks, untie the bitch and I still bag her Give her a smack in the ass and a six pack of lager My shit go as deep and as dark as a train tunnel My flows spill like usin the wrong end of a funnel Everyday I grow more older, and more colder Fly you to Colorado, roll you over with a Boulder I know you want to retaliate but you won't dare Cause you fuckin with some niggaz like this who just don't care [Chorus] [J-Black] But every time I take a step, it gets dim.. Tell me is this hell we're livin in? Haha.. [Announcer] Time's up! You lose!

Pet Eunuch

Clinic
Renee I'm bored while you pulsate come as ever Seeking more sun here in your day come as ever Making me warm here to your taste come as ever Beat them black and beat them blue Beat them 'till they oh oh oh Use the best and use the best and oh oh oh Would you know now it's getting late come as ever Knowing your eyes are dinner plates come as ever Making me warm here to your taste come as ever Beat them black and beat them blue Beat them 'till they oh oh oh Use the best and use the best and oh oh oh Come they'd never know Come they'd never know Come they'd never know Come they'd never know Come they'd never know Come they'd never know

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