CHRIS JANSON lyrics - Buy Me A Boat

Buy Me A Boat

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I ain’t rich, but I damn sure wanna be Working like a dog all day, ain’t working for me I wish I had a rich uncle that’d kick the bucket And that I was sitting on a pile like Warren Buffett I know everybody says Money can’t buy happiness But it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets Yeah, and I know what they say, Money can’t buy everything Well, maybe so, But it could buy me a boat They call me redneck, white trash and blue collar But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars I keep hearing that money is the root of all evil And you can’t fit a camel through the eye of a needle I’m sure that’s probably true, But it still sounds pretty cool ‘Cause it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some silver bullets Yeah, and I know what they say, Money can’t buy everything Well, maybe so, But it could buy me a boat To float down on the water with a beer… I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sitting’ on a hundred mill… Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel… And it could buy me a boat, it could buy me a truck to pull it It could buy me a Yeti 110 iced down with some Silver Bullets Yeah, and I know what they say, Money can’t buy everything Well, maybe so, But it could buy me a boat Yeah, and I know what they say, Money can’t buy everything Well, maybe so, But it could buy me a boat It could buy me a boat.

When You're Hot, You're Hot

JERRY REED "When You're Hot You're Hot"
Well me and Homer Jones and Big John Talley Had a big crap game goin' back in the alley And I kept rollin' them sevens, winnin' all them pots My luck was so good I could do no wrong I jest kept on rollin' and controllin' them bones And finally they jest threw up their hands and said When you hot, you hot I said Yeah? When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not Put all the money in and let's roll 'em again When you're hot, you're hot (La la la la la la la) (La la la la la) (La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot) Well, now every time I rolled them dice I'd win And I was just gettin' ready to roll 'em again When I heard somethin' behind me I turned around and there was a big old cop He said Hello, boys and then he gave us a grin 'n' said Look like I'm gonna hafta haul you all in And keep all that money for evidence I said, Well, son when you hot, you hot He said Yeah When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not You can 'splain it all down at City Hall I say, yeah, when you're hot, you're hot You're hot (La la la la la la la) (La la la la la) (La la la la la la la, when you're hot, you're hot) Well, when he took us inta court I couldn't believe my eyes The judge was a fishin' buddy that I recognized I said Hey, judge, old buddy, old pal I'll pay ya that hundred I owe ya if you'll get me outta this spot So he gave my friends a little fine to pay He turned around and grinned at me and said Ninety days, Jerry, when you hot, you hot 'N' I said Thanks a lot When you're hot, you're hot And when you're not, you're not He let my friends go free and throwed the book at me He said Well, when you're hot, you're hot I said, Well I'll tell ya one thing judge, old buddy, old pal If you wasn't wearin' that black robe I'd take out in back of this courthouse And I'd try a little bit of your honor on You understand that, you hillbilly? Who gonna collect my welfare? (When you're hot, you're hot) Pay for my Cadillac? Whadda you mean 'contempt of court'? (When you're hot, you're hot) Judge

Legend

JERRY REED
You heard about the legend of Jesse James And John Henry just to mention some names Well there's a truck drivin' legend in the south today A man called Bandit from Atlanta GA Every gear jammer knows his name They swear he’s got ice water runnin' in his veins A foot like lead and nerves like steel He's gonna go to glory ridin' 18 wheels Ah honey hush Well he left Atlanta back in '63 Haulin' him a load up to Tennessee He hit Monteagle and it started to rain So hard he couldn't even see the passin' lane Well he started down the grade when he lost a gear He reached for the brakes found he had no air The Monteagle grade is steep and long And everybody that seen it thought the Bandit was gone Listen now Well his truck jack-knifed turned completely round He was comin' down backwards bout the speed of sound A lot of folks seen him and they all say He had his head out the window yellin' clear the way Well he got to the bottom safe and sound Everybody asked Bandit how he made it down He said folks when the truck picked up too much speed I just run along beside it and drug my feet You heard the legend of Jesse James... Every gear jammer knows his name...

She's Money

CASEY JAMES "Casey James"
You can take everything that I own You can take everything that I’ve ever known You can clean out the bank Burn it all up in flames Take it all and run, I’ll be okay ‘Cause I don’t need a thing ‘Cause she’s money Well she’s silver and gold Pure honey So good for my soul Whether rain or sunny She’s money She’s money baby All the green that I need in her emerald eyes I got empty pockets babe, but I still get by My ride ain’t fancy but she don’t care That don’t matter, long as it’ll get us there And that’s why She’s money Yeah, she’s silver and gold Pure honey Well, so good for my soul Our love is free She’s all that I need Whether rain or sunny She’s money She’s money Well, she’s silver and gold Pure honey Well, so good for my soul She’s money Well, she’s silver and gold Pure honey Well, so good for my soul Our love is free She’s all that I need Whether rain or sunny She’s money

Doing It Right

JACK & JACK
Yeah, I'm doin' it right [x2] Okay, your momma's talking' to ya sayin' clean up the basement While the money's talkin' to me, that's personification Paper in my hand til the day that I'm finished And yeah, a hater's just a fan that is scared to admit it But I get it A preconceived notion that you can't like us cause your friends don't You generic like a number 2 pencil Eventually you would be blowin' on the whistle That YMCA leaves every Sunday with your kin folk I'm comin' around the mountain I'm just findin' my way And all I really wanna do in life is make someone's day And get paid from time to time With that I'm tryin' to say, is that I can't see why you hatin' when I'm just doin' my thing [Chorus:] I don't give a damn about what you say Whatever comes out your mouth, those are meaningless words that I don't worry about (shut em out) I don't give a damn about what you say I'm just livin' my life You hatin' on the internet while I'm catchin' my flight. I'm doin' it right Doin' it right [x6] Yeah I'm doin' it right [x2] Alright, yeah, we been singin' and rappin' since back in pre-school Just tryna make the money at the rate the thieves do Millions of eyes on me, feelin' like I'm see-through I see through your bullshit Trust me, I don't need you (no I don't) No braggin', no boasting, no I don't pretend Always stay grounded like a bad kid on the weekend You hate me? Oh well Top floor suite, hotel You down and out sittin on your couch while I'm happy as Pharrell That's for real (that's for real) No a damn I don't give one We gon' get this money while we're still young, yeah While we're still young No a damn I don't give one We gon' get this money while we're still young While we're still young, yeah [Chorus]

Money (That's What I Want)

GREAT WHITE "Recovery: LIVE!"
(Bradford, Gordy) The best things in life are free But you can keep them for the birds and bees Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want You're lovin' gives me a thrill But you're lovin' don't pay my bills Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want Money don't get everything it's true What it don't get, I can't use Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want Money don't get everything it's true What it don't get, I can't use Now give me money That's what I want That's what I want, yeah That's what I want Well now give me money Ow, money Wow, yeah, I wanna be free Oh I want money That's what I want That's what I want, well Now give me money ow, money Wow, yeah, you need money now, give me money That's what I want, yeah that's what I want, yeah

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