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Ragged Old Flag

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I walked through a county courthouse square On a park bench, an old man was sittin' there. I said, Your old court house is kinda run down, He said, Naw, it'll do for our little town . I said, Your old flag pole is leaned a little bit, And that's a ragged old flag you got hangin' on it . He said, Have a seat , and I sat down, Is this the first time you've been to our little town I said, I think it is He said I don't like to brag, but we're kinda proud of That Ragged Old Flag You see, we got a little hole in that flag there, When Washington took it across the Delaware. and It got powder burned the night Francis Scott Key sat watching it, writing Say Can You See It got a rip in New Orleans, with Packingham Jackson tugging at its seams. and It almost fell at the Alamo beside the Texas flag, But she waved on though. She got cut with a sword at Chancellorsville, And she got cut again at Shiloh Hill. There was Robert E. Lee and Beauregard and Bragg, And the south wind blew hard on That Ragged Old Flag On Flanders Field in World War I, She got a big hole from a Bertha Gun, She turned blood red in World War II She hung limp, and low, a time or two, She was in Korea, Vietnam, She went where she was sent by her Uncle Sam. She waved from our ships upon the briny foam and now they've about quit wavin' back here at home in her own good land here She's been abused, She's been burned, dishonored, denied an' refused, And the government for which she stands Has been scandalized throughout out the land. And she's getting thread bare, and she's wearin' thin, But she's in good shape, for the shape she's in. Cause she's been through the fire before and i believe she can take a whole lot more. So we raise her up every morning And we bring her down slow every night, We don't let her touch the ground, And we fold her up right. On second thought I *do* like to brag Cause I'm mighty proud of That Ragged Old Flag

Fencepost Blues

ARLO GUTHRIE "Washington County"
Sitting down on a country fence post Sitting down watchin' trucks roll by Sitting down under the light of day now You know that I won't tell you no lies I've been here for an hour or so And nothing much is going down I don't care much anyway Because you know I've been around Here on the edge of the green fields growing And the sunlight warming all around And the blowing of the early mist in the morning You know that I don't hear a sound Till once in a while, when a truck rolls by, Carrying a overload I don't wanna go nowhere right now I feel like my future sold Stand on the good land children You know that it won't do you in I must have been here one time before But I wonder where the hell I've been Early in the morning when the sun comes up And I'm walkin' all around the field Thinkin' to myself about the city life scenes And man you know they ain't for real All you got to do is stick your foot in your mouth And tell it where you want to go End up talkin' to yourself some time Alone along a country road Stand on the good land children I feel like I'm bound to stay And do the same this morning Like I went and did yesterday Stand on the good land children You know that it won't do you in I must have been here one time before But I wonder where the hell I've been

Jane Ii

EPMD "Unfinished Business"
P - Hello hello, may I speak to the E? E - This is me... is this the doctor M.D.? Yo P it's kinda early, who's there Laverner and Shirley? Is it Kate and Allie, or some other girlie? Well anyway, yo P you know I'm lazy Callin me this time of hour you must be crazy P - Excuse me, but I'm sorry E Double It's a terrible situation and it might cause trouble Throw on your coat jump in your Benz and come over E - Why P? P - Yo, I think Jane is on my sofa E - What? P - Last night I was all alone Cold watch the boob tube, because my fuse was blown Picked up the bat phone, to drop a line to you Maybe 10:15, or maybe 10:22 E - Where was I? P - I don't know, you wasn't there Threw on the link Rolex watch and fresh gear I grabbed my key, along with the cash flow Shifted out the door to the local disco E - Where'd you go, not to that ran down pub P - Hell no... I was coolin at a club It was Spanish night, so I was drinkin Molta Threw on a little tango, plus a little salsa Seen a fly girl, standin next to me So I slid over to her very non-chalantly She was DEF, body perfectly fit She was packin, a 300-E with the kit I said, Kitten, how ya doin miss? I said, Hello my name is Parrish E - Hi, my name is Cris P - Can I buy you a drink? E - Yes P - What will it be? E - A martini and Rossi, Asi Spumante. By the way is that your Caadillac Allante parked outside right next to my Monte car? You can call it, my ex-husband bought it. P - Put my ego up here and said it's time to go for it This place is a drag, grab your coat and bag. We'll have drinks on the house, back at my pad. We got to my house we walked through the door Threw on Night and Day by E - Al. B Sure P - She grabbed me, gave me kiss on the lips So I grabbed the cold booty and caressed the hips I got ahead of myself, because I wanted to flirt Took off the G-strings and the V-neck skirt Put my eho up here E - Yeah it's time to do work P - I felt the movement below so it's time to react I went in my back utility belt anad pulled out a jim hat I bust a move... when it came to that But then she freaked it, and grabbed the bozack Started dpom it, then she called me the master E - You got bigger, better, stronger and much faster P - At first I laughed, as if it was a joke But then my heart skipped a beat, and I lost a stroke I said to myself, oh no it couldn't be The J to the A to the N to the E E - Yo P don't tell me it was Jane you were douchin With the Anita Baker head P - Nah more like Whitney Houston E - While the record's still playing to Al B. Sure's Effect Mode Stay tuned, to be continued on the next episode Peace, I'm Audi 5000

World Of Girls

JOE "Better Days"
Met a girl on trip to Spain Took a walk and in the rain Dinner by candle-light Every night She was every man's delight Had a dream__ Bentley and humor And I fell in love Instantly the way she put that thing on me I have kissed the most exotic faces From London to Honolulu Made love in the most romantic places What more can one man do Livin' in a world of girls It's like swimming in a sea of peals Tastes like caviar Watching shooting stars She's like _sh to the touch Diamonds in a ruff Had a girl who was a beauty queen Most beautiful one to me Straight out of a magazine Centerfold Took a ride on my__ Puerto Rican, Dominican, Americana And beautiful Rio Janiero And they all look so good to me Like a ride in an air balloon Through the sky on a night with a silver moon Like the first time lovers kissed Like the first time lovers with come true Like a Saturday sun Like a rush when you know you're found That one It feels so good to me

Beer Time

JUSTIN MOORE "Outlaws Like Me"
Bird dog just had her puppies that's a hundred dollars cash apiece This old boy struck it country rich At least for a couple of weeks I owe my daddy that 50 spot And the muffler shop the rest But daddy and bubba's gonna have to waiibe got an empty ice chest Boys it's beer time This ol' town's dry Headed to the county line For something cold I need a twelve pack in a brown paper sack Ice it down in the back Find a deep mud hole I got my baby and some rowdy friends of mine It's beer time I heard bocephus was coming to town and I still had a little cash I bought me a couple of nose bleed tickets Way up in the back It chilled me to the bone when he sang got A shotgun rifle and a four wheel drive Crowd went crazy and I told my baby It was worth every dime Now it's beer time Hearin' Hank play live country boy can survive I need something cold When the show ends party with my rowdy friends Hell of a weekend I ain't ready to go Crack another top beneath the parking lot lights It's beer time Boys it's beer time This ol' town's dry Headed to the county line For something cold I need a twelve pack in a brown paper sack Ice it down in the back Find a deep mud hole I got my baby and some rowdy friends of mine It's beer time It's 5 o'clock Friday afternoon And it's beer time Yeah the fish are biting in a honey hole It's beer time

Me & Jiggs

JOSH RITTER "Golden Age Of Radio"
Me and Jiggs staring at the ceiling the stars above the radar range Song from a station wagon laying foundations on the shadows of overpassing planes I'm feeling good, at seven o'clock we're gonna drive across the county line And find Saturday night like an orphan child that the good days left behind And I'm not sure we can make it stay Sun's going down and its the end of the day Me and my friends in the park drinking beer underneath the tree Lying on your back as the sun goes down, you know it's perfect cause you've got to leave On a Saturday night in a town like this I forget all my songs about trains A bar with a jukebox and you on my arm heaven and earth are pretty much the same And I'm not sure I can make you stay Sun's going down and its the end of the day Later on sitting on the roof talking like the night could last all night Like we are all half crazy and all at least half alright Sitting on the porch playing Townes Van Zandt play guitar to burn off the hours 'Til we climb the fences at the edge of town and paint our names on the water towers And I'm not sure we can make them stay Sun's going down at the end of the day

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