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John E Smoke

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This here a song, is about John W Smoke Junior It's about bein' in love and lovin' the love that's hatin' the love the love and the love and the hate that's lovin with all It's around the love that's hate that's the hate that's the love And the love is the love that is the hate that's hatin' the love, it's lovin' the hate It's about John W Smoke's mom, it's with his mom it's about his mom it's about his mom it's about lovin his mom and bein' without his mom and lovin' the hate that's hatin' the love and his mom and all the time they're there Hatin' the hate that's lovin' the hate it's love it's the love that's hate And it goes somethin' about like this John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke John Smoke, oh John E Smoke Whaoh John E Smoke, John E John E John E John John, John Smoke John E Smoke Here we go John, John was a little crippled midget lesbian boy but stood ten foot tall with a knife Pretty soon the mole had appeared on John's left leg and real black it extended out 469 different miles and veirly veirly it was 69 different nuns speaking simotainesouly to John in 69 different languages And then it evolved itself and it was the legless dog that became a cycle in John's fater's fore head And there is was like a twinkie with a haylo storm in it and it revolved down into the sky and talked to John like he was a little puppy himself And John said that I am not the magma, I am not the crust and I shall evolve when the rain had come down here and was hed on John And he said that I will be a cigerrate butt before it's all done with And they said no, you are the flame itself and you shall burn pure in the South American sky where the blooddogs worship the stairway John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke oh John Smoke, ooo OW! John E Smoke, oh John E Smoke oh oh John E Smoke oh John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E John E Jooooooooooooooooo And so brainlessly leglessly hairlessly the foil tip top of itself, and revealed to John that the kiawe twe laxury liner extended out of John's left side And so it had preach you in Mars with a saram backwards and up waralve they did evole Downward they fell like a thin sheet of waste plaunt it with would come over John's body His body was no longer the tribe vehicle express itself And he could be the dog and the dog's eyes which had blood comin' out like they were roped around John's leg and pulled him up, like he was a canoe and and he flew on the live peasents himself, the South American where he was in mathe

Good Morning John

WAYLON JENNINGS "Turn The Page"
Good morning, John: Ain't it great to see your future shining brighter, Than the naked light of day? You made it, John: But I confess there was a time we two have thought, That you might let it slip away. I love you, John: In the cold and holy darkness, You were always shining brighter than a star. God bless you, John: For the love and joy you've given, As the living inspiration that you are. You scared me, John: 'Cos you've crossed so many borders into danger, With the price upon your head. They got you, John: And it hurts to see so many friends who ran, Along beside you laying dead. I know you, John: There ain't nothing you can't handle now, 'Cause there ain't nothing bigger than your heart. Keep shining, John: For you owe it to the others as the dark, And holy wonder that you are. Hang in there, John: It's a rocky road to glory, But the straightest and the strongest will survive. Keep smiling, John: We won't make it there tomorrow, But today let's say we're lucky we're alive. I see you, John: For the best of good intentions, Have a way of getting scattered by the wind. I mean it, John: You might lose your mind or memory, But you ain't gonna lose me as your friend.

Why Don't We Get Drunk

JIMMY BUFFETT "A White Sport Coat And A Pink Crustacean"
Big John. Big John. Every morning at the mine you could see him arrive. He stood six-foot-six and weighed twofortyfive. King of broad at the shoulder at naroow at the hip and everybody knew you did'nt give no lip to Big John. Somebody seemed to know where John called home. He just drifted into town and stayed all alone. He did'nt say much a kind a quiet and shy and if you spoke at all you just said hi to Big John. Big John. Big John. Big John. Big Bad John. Nobody said he came from New Orleans where he got in a fight over a Cajun Queen and a crashing blow from a huge right hand sent a Louisiana fellow to the promised land. Big John. Big John. Big John. Big John. Big John. Then came the day at the bottom of the mine when a timber cracked and the men started craying. Miners were praying and hearts beat fast and everybody thought that they'd breathed their last 'cept John. Through the dust and smoke of this man made hell walked a giant of a man that the miners knew well. Grabbed a sagging timber and gave out with a grown and like a giant oak tree just stood there alone. Big John. Big John. Big John. Big John. Big John. And with all of his strength he gave a mighty shove; then a miner yelled out there's a light up above! And twenty men scrambled from a would be grave and now there's only one left down there to save Big John. With jacks and timbers they started back down then came that rumble way down in the ground and smoke and gas belched out of that mine everybody knew it was the end of the line for for Big John. Big John. Big John. Big John. Big Bad John. Now they never reopened that worthless pit they just placed a marble stand in front of it; These few words are written on that stand: At the bottom of this mine lies a big big man; Big John. Big John. Big John. Big Bad John. Big John. Big John. ... Big Bad John ...

I Still Luv You

T.I. "Trap Muzik"
[Chorus 2X] Don't hate me shawty But even if you hate me shawty I still love you And now I only wish that you could See that my intentions were good I still love you [Verse 1] Forgave me once, forgave me twice, forgave me three times I stayed lyin', you stayed down in the meantime Had my son and turned around and had another one I broke yo heart when I told you bout the other one I stay in trouble ha Ain't got too much to loose Knew I could loose it all but never thought of losin' you Eleven years ago I still regret me choosin' you Meetin' you, pursuin' you and doin' you in '92 You fixed plates, showed yo face at every courtdate And all you wanted me to do was call when I was out late How could I let you go I thought I knew it all When you deserved the best and more, you been through it all So you think I sold yo dreams, but what I say I mean Just take it to consideration, I was 17 I'm still the same man, just had a change of plan Never ask you back and fuck a wedding band But I still love you [Repeat Chorus 1 w/ ad libs] [Verse 2] Went from resentin' you, hatin' you, now I'm missin' you On the realest shit I ever dropped, listen pops I never even thought, to ask my mom what happened Just knew that you was livin' in Manhattan and I was trappin' We never had a chance, we was in different states But I'll forgive it, you was human and we make mistakes You tried to make it up, but shit, you couldn't pay enough You sent me tons of toys and clothes thinkin' you gave enough But it wasn't though, and you wasn't there That's all I knew, so I grew up thinkin' you ain't care I know it wasn't fair, but ay, it wasn't fun But now what's done is done, no matter wha, I'm still yo son I could care less if none of yo other children come I'ma be right there prayin' you live to be a million one Finally I understand, hustlin', livin' fast Tryin' to get the cash and settle down and be a dad You probably never knew, cuz hey, I never said it But pops, I'm just like you, I'm stubborn and I'm hardheaded But now you dead in the ground, no meanin' tellin' you now But all I wanted was for you to be proud I still love you [Chorus] Don't hate me shawty If I ain't told you lately shawty I still love you Now I only wish that I could See that yo intentions were good I still love you Don't hate me shawty Please don't hate me shawty Ay, I still love you And now I only wish that I could See that yo intentions were good [Verse 3] How could I criticize my daddy on that last verse Lookin' at my own dirt, you got some nerve But be that as it may, I got some shit to say It's been a secret, I can't keep it for another day I got a lil' girl, not just two lil' boys And that's been killin' me inside, eatin' me alive And I can't find the words, nor the nouns or verbs To express whachu deserve, girl you worth the world But I'm a man and I ain't perfect, if you hear me now I'll tell you wha had happened, when, why, when, how Me and yo mama met, we kinda kicked it off But we wasn't 'posed to have a baby, we just chillin' out We had a lot in common, almost the same sign Same goals, said thangs at the same time But then we destroyed the situation like the a changed mind How could I look her in her eyes and holla dat aint mine Her stomach gettin' bigger, and time is gettin' close Six, seven, eight, nine months and I ain't told mah folks Not just messiah mama, hell, I had told yo granny Three kids in two years, baby, daddy had it But I ain't ashamed of you, I'm more ashamed of me It's not at all yo fault, you'd be better off blamin' me But now I realize, where the problem lies Forgive me babygirl, I apologize And I still love you [Chorus 2X] Don't hate me shawty Please don't hate me shawty Cuz I still love you Now I only wish that you could See that my intentions were good

Love Me, Hate Me

JA RULE "Rule 3:36"
Do you love me, do you hate me Do you love me, do you hate me Do you love me, do you hate me Yeah, yeah This world loves me, this world loves me not I'm torn between the best of both cuz I'm hot In this game so brittely, literaly I got niggaz wanna riddle me, get rid of me R-U-L-E, need I say more World, hope y'all prepared for the chaos Cuz y'all want the beast in me, so I'ma give it Paint pictures vivid, live high as a spirit Y'all can all jump in it That's what you might as well do If you gonna live life timid And I ain't never been intiminated Believe me, and I don't wanna fuckin breath easy I wanna make it hard for these niggaz So when they can't stand me I'ma make it so these niggaz can't feed they family Now do you love me, or do you hate me C'mon and get me, I keep it off safety [Chorus] Do you love me Do you hate me Ready or not Here I come There's nuthin but love spread between me and my niggaz We bust guns together and fuck so many bitches But I know that Hell is callin In the name of the lord just let a nigga in Cuz I ain't done nuthin wrong, but love thy self And harm other niggaz that wanna stop my health Is that healthy Cuz love'll never be hand over hand It's man versus man It's Murda If I'm gonna be hated or to be loved I prefer ta live wild and die from slugs What you want from me Lord I'm only a human Tho I bear your name, I'm a devil in chains Release me, cuz Lord only knows it ain't easy When I'm scarred for life, I know that he sees me Now do you love me nigga Or do you hate me nigga C'mon and get me I'm waiting nigga [Chorus x2] Y'all just wanna watch me rise, then watch me fall Before it's all done I'ma die from it all I might OD in a club off drugs like River Phoenix Or get shot down like BIG and Pac for my genius I know this worlds seen it before, and here I come I know y'all fiendin for more, and I'm not done As long as I can run through current like state times Keep up a sane mind, and hand on my iron, I'ma blast off mine Look in the eyes of a nigga who seldomely cries I got a beautiful wife and kids, why me Y'all cats choose cash and cribs, why me If this good livin Lord, why me When I live so dirty yet I'm worthy to be Number one, the world's only begotten son Here I come [Chorus x4] Do you love me Do you hate me Do you love me Do you hate me Here I Come

Dear Marshall-eminem's Mom

EMINEM
[ma opinion] ye..im doin dis cuz im bored (ehhh.. dis song is disin Eminem awww :( o ye n he aint gay ya stupid f*g...he don like u!!!aha dats hurten! [announcer] Written and produced at sound break dot com... [sum lady] will the real scott thompson please stand up.. please stand up oooohhh dear.. I think we're gona have a problem here.. [some gay f*g who thinks eminem likes him...um ye keep dreamin hun!!] [first letter] Dear eminem..i still havent heard back from you but thats ok i undertand you..cause i do it too im always on the road like tom jones i expect i'll be hearing from you pretty soon though.. cause i included a self-addressed envelope, along with some stamps.. and just incase, i also put in my adress: (aha wut a loser!!) i still think your da bomb anyway...im still with vince ooh thats right! you havent met him! If we ever adopt a special needs mix-raced child.. were gona name him eminem!!! so...wassssup!? i hear youre divorcing Kim good! i always thought you looked better with him! dre completes you.. in the middle is where he meets you I bet he had you ..and yo! dude!.. its so rare to have a black man stick around.. believe me,i know! (what a total f*g eh?) hang onto him Marshal! Everyone says im a dope for loving you like i do(o scott u have no idea!) They say youre homo-fobic but.. i say your not!!(ehhh dats enuf budi nomore wit da eminem dises!) Sincerly yours,Your Biggest Gay Fan,Scott [chorus:]aaahhha dis chorus is pure jokes!! your so angry all the timeee i just dont see the point even when i see your photos.. you've always gota scow even if i could be as close as dre would you ever smile at all? this concerns me.. are you straight or gay? straight or gaay (um.. ye hes straight so back off ur scarin me) [second verse] Dear mr. ive gotten a little too big for my riches.. well here it is..one month later and still no letter (k wut is dis guy..does he got pms or somethin?jeese..) its not really me its more my mother.. she thinks we look good together(eh r u sure ur mom aint a gay f*g 2?) i think you look good in leather thats just me though.. Hey! remember that night you didn't play at madison square? my mom and i were there! thanks! (im sure its his pleasure) my mom got a cold after that (cough..dad..cough) i hope you get fat! i love you marshal.. but i hate you slim vince is so jealous of you.. he doesnt understand that its true.. that rap-ers can be gay(srri but dis one aint gay) well..not gay like gay-gay but gay like.. dude that shirt is so gay!(dats my defenition of gay..) sometimes i think to myself.. what if you were ugly? would i still be in love with you like i am? or am i that shallow? damn! anyway.. let me just rap-up another letter that you wont return of course.. by saying that im voting for britteny at the mtv awards(thats iight cuz im votin em!) Love,Scott Oh! P.S tell nursy dre that elton and george send there love Mwah! [chorus:]haha its still jokes! your so angry all the timeee i just dont see the point even when i see your photos.. you've always gota scow even if i could be as close as dre would you ever smile at all? this concerns me.. are you straight or gay? straight or gaay (STRAIGHT!!) [Verse 3:] Dear mr.. Im so hardcore to come outa the closet cause.. i dont wana loose my street fame with the homies: but inside im just a n'sync loving sweet little giirll(naw dats nuff outa u) i can no-longer continue with this one-sided relationship anymore Marshal and i have decided this is the last you'll ever hear from me.. nnooo im not gona kill myself you idiot!!(damn!) i killed my boyfriend vince i did! (um hm BS!!) i guess i just got so sick and tired of defending your fat (skiny) ass! and so i-i-i beat him to death with the juicer (lmao s-t-t-u-d-d-er) [vince:] hey pumpkin im home i uh.. [gay fag scott] vince! shh! would you please get outa here im pouting (aww babes dont pout haha) dinner's in the oven just put it in the microwave ok? [vince:] aight [pouter] ok! hes not dead but he could be! im not angry! i just drank a fifth of carrot juice dare me to drive!!!(ohh please no we dont want u 2 try n pik up fags!) well i would.. but i cant drive stick mmother tells me that i should just walk away you know like that song by the vangels? walk like an egyption? but without the egyption part.. (da gay fag cries) let me tell you something.. mr.matthers youd better watch it b.. cause you could easily get fat. oo..oooo.oo your skinny now! cause your young (ewww its a pedafile!watch out marshal!!) but you'll get fat oo trust me and i cant wait for that day.. i cant wait to see your duet with pebo.. or s-s-s-ee you in one of those casinos..slim shady yeah!! more like fat shady!!(um..no dont embaress urself scott) i hate you fattyy you are so fat!! (oo careful now dont cry dere scott) i-i hate you! llllove you!! (dats more like it) i hate you i love you i hate you i love you i hate you i love you i hate you.. (da fag continues to embaress himself) Vince? ok listen up dere budi no one cares about whar your saying about em ya and for all you peoples who dont care what i have to say.. then go hook up with scott over here if he can make up his mind whether or not he hates eminem but ye thanks for reading my opinions and stuff... iight peace!..(o ye i didnt double check it so there might be some mistakes if u see sum send one at ma email above cya!)

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