Bobs lyrics - Too Many Santas

Santa's Got A Brand New Bag

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The next thing I knew, there was a pain in my head like my sinuses were cracking. The Santa Ana winds had come back, and the whole city of L.A. was acting like it had PMS. I heard high heels on the linoleum floor of the outer office. She came in wearing a pair of clam diggers that had obviously never been to a beach, and a halter top that had been in a dryer for three weeks on high. My contact lenses popped out and went looking for water. She said she'd give me three hundred clams if I helped her find her uncle... Sure, baby. So I went to her apartment at eight to get a down payment of clams I knocked on her door There was no answer I knocked again, hard this time The door swung ajar..it wasn't a pretty sight It looked like a moonscape The plants were all brown and shriveled and the leaves were falling off her banana fern The Pup and Taco I'd had for lunch was doing lesson three from Arthur Murray I ran to the bathroom, but she was there... Out cold Indiscreet In the flesh In the tub Surrounded by countless empty bottles and jars of skin care lotion She was so slippery I couldn't pick her up I had to slap her around to bring her to Her eyelids fluttered, she looked at me And I saw In the eyes of my Santa Ana Woman In the eyes of my Santa Ana Woman In the eyes of my Santa Ana Woman We spent the next three days raising the humidity in her apartment And then she got a call from the Amazon It was her uncle She didn't even bother to pack the chapstick The next thing I knew she was gone and the smog was back And I can't help but wonder: What made her think I was a detective? In the eyes of my Santa Ana Woman In the eyes of my Santa Ana Woman In the eyes of my Santa Ana Woman

The Woman With The Tattooed Hands

ATMOSPHERE "Lucy Ford: The Atmosphere EPs"
[verse 1] I used to know this woman who had the most beautiful tattoos on the top sides of both of her hands she was forty three years old and as far as I know had never yet been with a man its not that she wasn't attractive she was beatiful but its the way that she interacted she was aggressively passive to the point where she would of intimidated any mitt that ever tried to catch her on the right hand she had a tattoo of a nude girl she claimed it is what God resembled but on the left she had a mirrored image of the same female and this one she explained looked like the devil I remember once watching her touch her own breasts how the tattoos smiled as they stared down her stomach as if anticipating would they be allowed to caress the sweet flower that they both seemed to hunger (sweet flower) now maybe I was high but it felt so right heaven and hell both take to this womans womb it didn't make sense how she could commence touching herself with me wide awake in the same room now if I've learned anything in my years (my years) I learned I no longer believe in surprise (in surprise) but what happened next damn near stole my tears the tattoos came alive right in front of my eyes they both slowly stood up and climbed off her hands and showed me why she never took some time with a man they climbed deep inside of this woman's garden she closed her eyes and she gently bit her bottom lip I stepped I left and I don't regret leaving and I'll never forget all the things I saw that evening a glimpse of religion a piece of coming closer to understanding more about what intrigues me most I didn't get turned on I just got turned I wasn't as aroused as I was concerned for each one of em I've hurt and every time I've been burned I've got a lot to teach but even more to learn so now I keep my eyes open hoping to take in all I can about Woman taking in all she can and for as long as I breath i'll save a seat in my memory for that woman with the tattooed hands [chorus: repeat 5x till song fades] There's good and evil in each individual fire identifies needs and feeds our desires as long as we keep our spirit inspired she can bite her bottom lip all she wants

What Do You See?

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Hear the CLINK! of the nails as they pierce His hands And the…lash as they slash this man Crash this man, hit and harass this man Bash, stick and inflict mad gashes and Mentally put yourself at the place and time Use your faith as a way to trace the crime Let your mind take you back laps and laps Back track till your mind sees back to back All the things that happened to a silent Lamb All in chains they trapped Him like a violent man Like He forwarded a violent plan, but it was prophecy That said God would be treated like unwanted property You've got to see the ill way that they flogged Him Blood leaked, it was deep how they mobbed Him Think thorns worn as a crown Here the Jews say, “Crucify Him pass it down' Hear the squeals as the steel comes crashin' down Can't get pass the sound, teeth are gnashing' now Veins snap, feel that, He's hot flashin' now Draped in blood, covered in a cap and gown So many crack from the straps that it numbed the back Crucifixion makes your lungs collapse Watch His chest---see Him gasp for breath Hear Him…and…till there's no gasp left Chorus: What do you see when you close your eyes What will you see when your life goes by Think hard visualize the ill mob Either you'll feel God or your hearts real hard Verse 2: Concentrate, your mind should stay in study mode Tell your buddies, “roll' as you contemplate the bloody robe Which was worn by the One beaten and torn Killed by the same dust people He'd formed But He emptied Himself---paused the wealth Put independent use of His attributes on the shelf Loving men who weren't loving Him but were loving sin Loving gin, lovin' a night at the club again I'm Ruben' men wrong but souls will die If my rhyme doesn't come in and blow your high I'm right in the site of Jehovah's eye So the gospel I'll tell till I'm old and dry The world's cold like a frozen pie With little sense like missing your ears, tongue, nose, and eyes But back to the ugliest things you've ever heard of The murder of the One who took more flack than Roberta They came in droves “cats' had His veins exposed Played a game where they claimed His robe Eyes swollen, even rearranged His nose Only Providence helped Him sustain the blows Are yall seeing the One who owns it all The King getting beaten in the Roman halls Headed for a Roman cross, and heaven is His home and all But He wouldn't give His home a call Soon to dislocate His bones and all And still wouldn't wish for His opponents fall Ahhh!---tired and thirsty too Blood lossed on a cross in His birthday suit As He droops, pooped from attempts to breathe I grieve…tears stop my attempts to read The sign hanging over Him limp and weak It's (Memphis) bleak---How could this have been meant to be. Repeat Chorus No time to blink, but just continue to think of Scripture Let it convict ya, focus get in to picture Watch it blow you square off the rector As it teaches you of the real Victor Who prevails, you hear the crucifixion details Now ask yourself why's your life still derailed And why we fail to live for the One we nailed This same Jesus, you know the One we Hail With lips but not with lives Time see with the heart and not with our eyes See the Son, the One, who was hung like a poster Was buried, but popped up like a toaster Got all the host of heaven makin' a toast to The King of kings who brings God and men closer Sin's roped ya, guns out the holster Can't stay alive even with John Travolta Now I hope to pull you off the sofa Cut the TVs pause the CD's, the culture Is in the midst of a raging storm The rage is on, obituary page is long Life is short, but casket sales are high No surprise that numbers in the jails are high On the streets anything you want they'll supply That's why beer, crack and weed sales are high Love songs making you wail and cry Number of pregnant single females is high Youth get high---deal just to get by Doing street corner business with no suit tie It's “do or die', truth or lie, you and I Refuse to try, and trust the Crucified Yo what do you see when you close your eyes? What will you see when your life goes by? Repeat Chorus

Lone Justice

ANTHRAX "Spreading The Disease"
There's two kinds, of people in the world The outlaws, and the lawmen that prevail The bounty hunter's job is on the wrong side of the law Intentions, of the truth and nothing more Burn'em, clear the streets as he rides into the town Cause the nameless one's gonna have some fun He's gonna bring an outlaw down Wasted, it's over quick he's nailed 'em three for three Then he with his squint-eyed grin and stubbled chin He rides through history The jury, in his mind the choices weigh The trials, if you're gulity you're his prey No judgement otherwise can change the lust That's in his eyes The sentence, will be carried out in stride No name, like a shadow on a moonless night Real game, He'll be there to uphold Justice, law and order And you'll pay, the highest fee When the gunslinger takes his piece The money, it's the price you have to pay When he calls, drop your eyes and look away The man has taken life to balance scales of wrong and right Existence, each day a moral fight.

Body Machine

Adolphson Falk
I first met my girlfriend in the park one April day she was sitting underneath my favorite tree I had to say you can't sit there She laughed at me you know I couldn't help but like her told her so and then I guess I must've closed my eyes and kissed her looked again still there How did she get here? Why today appear? How can she be here? Minutes stretched to days to months we never left that spot I swear they had to mow around us carved our names into the tree and pledged that we'd be there One day we're talking suddenly she's got to play a game of hide and seek I close my eyes and count to ten look again she's gone Someone tell me please how long must I wait for her to be a good friend to her now? I can only count so high; the numbers just run out but I won't stop until they do Looked high and low, looked all around but couldn't find her climbed a tree--nothing to see but people looking at me funny called her name I swear I spent the next three years just trying to find her thought I saw her once or twice but I'm not sure one thing I know though: when she goes she's gone How can I be there when I can't find her anywhere? How can I be unless she is why should I be there.

Little Birdie

DEBBIE GIBSON "Body Mind Soul"
VERSE1: No little birdie came and sat upon my shoulder Sayin' girl you're gonna to marry this guy Nobody told me what I was supposed to look for When I looked and saw the love in your eyes And no one answered when I said the prayer before No one even knocked at the door 'Til there was you 'Til there was you CHORUS: Stopped crying the blues When he broke the news And said that he loved me No prayers in the night Don't know wrong from right When he said that he loved me VERSE2: No premonition didn't know what I was missin' Until my lover came and showed me the sun No fortune teller read it in my palm or in my eyes And I never believed in just one And no one answered when I said the prayer before No one even knocked at the door 'Til there was you 'Til there was you CHORUS BRIDGE: I know it's all too soon to tell But I say baby, What the hell! My mind can't help but spinnin' 'round Thinkin' about the love I found Swing out...

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