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Baddiel Skinner And The Lightning Seeds lyrics

Bananas

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B A N A N A S B A N A N A S B A N A N A S B A N A N A S Go Bananas, Go Go Bananas Go Bananas, Go Go Bananas Go Bananas, Please Go Bananas Go Bananas, Please Go Bananas You can peel 'em down the left, you can peel 'em down the right, You can peel 'em down the middle, mmm...take a bite You can peel 'em down the left, you can peel 'em down the right, You can peel 'em down the middle, mmm...take a bite Chop Bananas, Chop Chop Bananas Chop Bananas, Chop Chop Bananas Chop Bananas, Please Chop Bananas Chop Bananas, Please Chop Bananas You can chop 'em down the left, you can chop 'em down the right You can chop 'em down the middle, mmm...take a bite You can chop 'em down the left, you can chop 'em down the right You can chop 'em down the middle...mmm, take a bite 1, 2, 3, 4, Bananas Unite! 1, 2, 3, 4, Bananas Unite!! 1, 2, 3, 4, BANANAS UNITE!!!

The One On The Right Is On The Left

JOHNNY CASH "Everybody Loves A Nut"
There once was a musical troupe A pickin' singin' folk group They sang the mountain ballads And the folk songs of our land They were long on musical ability Folks thought they would go far But political incompatibility led to their downfall Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear was a Methodist This musical aggregation toured the entire nation Singing the traditional ballads And the folk songs of our land They performed with great virtuosity And soon they were the rage But political animosity prevailed upon the stage Well, the one on the right was on the left And the one in the middle was on the right And the one on the left was in the middle And the guy in the rear burned his driver's license Well the curtain had ascended A hush fell on the crowd As thousands there were gathered to hear The folk songs of our land But they took their politics seriously And that night at the concert hall As the audience watched deliriously They had a free-for-all Well, the one on the right was on the bottom And the one in the middle was on the top And the one on the left got a broken arm And the guy in the rear, said, "Oh dear" Now this should be a lesson if you plan to start a folk group Don't go mixin' politics with the folk songs of our land Just work on harmony and diction Play your banjo well And if you have political convictions keep them to yourself Now, the one on the left works in a bank And the one in the middle drives a truck The one on the right's an all-night deejay And the guy in the rear got drafted

Idiot Brother

Auteurs
They were hanging on For grim life They were clutching at straws They were sure That the ship was at port As it sailed far from shore They were keen philosophers They were keen on hurt They were like A pair of dumb dogs Rolling in the dirt (That's) you and Your idiot brother Waiting in the wing Which one holds up the other Which one pulls the string One bite of the apple One chop at the tree Is your word as good as your bond Your stammer, your honesty You could have it for free Because nothing works For no-one And that won't work for me Nothing works For no-one at all No-one works for free We were getting on famously I was doing my bit They got no claim on me So send me a writ I was walking Around your house In the middle of the night Home medicine erotica Is your prescription right? I want to kill your sister With some business advice Never question your loyalty On the telephone line And what about our fat friend With the golden ear Upped and left Turned down your best shot Now you're in arrears

Stuck In The Middle With You

THE JEFF HEALEY BAND "Cover To Cover"
Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you, And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, Losing control, and I'm all over the place Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Well, you started off with nothing, And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling, Slap you on the back and say, Please, please Trying to make some sense of it all, But I can see it makes no sense at all Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? 'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you And you started off with nothing, And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends they all come crawling, Slap you on the back and say, Please, please. Yeah, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair, And I'm wondering how I'll get down those stairs Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, Here I am, stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Stuck in the middle with you Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

She's On The Left

JEFFREY OSBORNE "One Love - One Dream"
Why must she come and possess me in the heat of the night Toss me and turn me then disappear Here on the edge of obsession, I turn off all the lights And pray that this fantasy can be real Night and day I want to kiss her lips And caress her like a man should do She's become the center of my emotions And I can't fight through She's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind She's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind I, I can almost taste her and smell the scent of her perfume I wish she were here for me to lay next to She's so very close, but like every illusion that's just how it appears And you reach out to touch and find there's no one there Right now I'm gonna close my eyes And go back to where I need to be Maybe then I'll get to hear her say That she loves me and she'll never leave She's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind She's on the left, she's on the right, actin' in the middle of my mind Night and day I want to kiss her lips And caress her like a man should do She's become the center of my emotions And I can't fight through Ohh, baby Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's in the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right Is actin' in the middle of my mind Hey, she's on the left, she's on the right, she's on the middle of my mind Oh, she's on the left, she's on the right She's in the middle of my, of my, of my, of my mind Girl's in the middle of my mind, she's like in the middle of my mind She's on the left, she's on the right The girl's on the right, the girl's in the middle of my mind

Pit Of Snakes

Gravediggaz "The Pick, The Sickle The Shovel"
[Rza] The pit, the pit (Ohhhh my!) Yo, 1, 2 Dun dunna dunna dun. All ya'll mentally dead muthafuckas. We come to break ya'll some information and ressurect you from the mentality of fool in this. Yo, yo. [Rza] We come away and chop the heads of these snakes It's better off they dyin in a pit fulla snakes Mistake inside your self, that be the first head you take It's better off you dyin in a pit fulla snakes [Rza] The marijuana got my karma glowin Gold armor, surround my body I'm reachin a high state of nirvana But wanna chop and imitate To bite, the livin spirits Golden livin tablets Transmitted by the Abbot Blood related king to King David's mighty men I appear in the atmosphere like nitrogen, oxygen, hydrogen, carbon dioxide, helium, xenon, argon, neon, freon, be gone I travel beyond The range where sick sounds grave You can't respond Dynamic semantics makes your mind go frantic Hand picked Gods Razor sharp be my standard Breakin from bondage and white garments Eye ball as black as onyx Hair gonna grow as long as a comet's tail Escape from Hell Watch the Gods be real What makes rain and hail, snow and earthquakes? Goin through crisis, or mad devices I thought girls was made of sugar and spices Always wanted to fuck 'em like Isis While others bow down, Percival, Cyrus I'm inside my lab stabbin rhymes on black papyrus Your weight couldn't measure a snow flake How you gonna shine on a God while you rotate I dislocate your head, your neck, your back, your legs, your kneecap Back smack your ass bitch And splatter your gall bladder My mathematical data Terror far beyond the stars of William Shatner The rattler can't deport on my speed of thought Then escape New York in East London or import [Gatekeeper] Stronger currents than my brains runnin rapid Hereditary practice pierce hoes through metal jackets War commander Niggas get caught up in the exhaust pipe Get the frost right or suffer frost bite Isle of the King Maniac barbarian, sort of Romanian Underground, subterranean Five stepper grandson of Nefar The rest of ya'll heffers, thimble Ya'll resembled Uncle Fester God biding escape Through telepathic gates Integrate, causin one mind to elevate Stagnate competition, like an earthquake Causin the earth to shake On release day, diggin more graves Master 4 tay or black cherries block Freshly picked out the cemetary, bear the plot Chorus [Grym Reaper] Yo, projectiles lace the project ailes Organic, saw panic when I wreck shit and smile With more props than New York City got blocks I cripple your whole knot till your air drip of snot First encounter of Hell, is facin Grym Lacin human shells with radiation untill cell mu

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