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Bad Examples lyrics - Kisses 50 cent

Trying To Prove The Earth Is Flat

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Shes discovered a brand new way to feel superior Shes discovered another way to get attention Shes discovered how an attitude can change her life Shes putting on the mask of Mona Lisa I dont know, maybe she spent the summer in Verona And in an attic found the missing notebooks of old Leonardo All the tricks of trickery were laid out for her virgin eyes Shes discovered a brand new way to feel superior I dont know, maybe she was on an African adventure Found herself in the death grip of young boa constrictor And acting unimpressed was the only way to save her life Shes discovered a brand new way to feel superior Shes discovered another way to get attention Shes discovered how an attitude can change her life Shes putting on the mask of Mona Lisa Putting on the mask of Mona Lisa Maybe its a part of the human condition Maybe its a sign of an unhappy heart Maybe its a part of an unnatural tradition But she took to the position like a water snake to water I dont know, maybe its just a phase that shell grow out of When she has kids of her own, she can blame them for her problems Cause all shes ever wanted were the questions that have easy answers Shes discovered a brand new way to feel superior Shes discovered another way to get attention Shes discovered how an attitude can change her life Shes putting on the mask of Mona Lisa Putting on the mask of Mona Lisa Putting on the mask of Mona Lisa

Mona Lisa

SLICK RICK
[Ricky Walters] Ladies and gentlemen... and lowlifes It is with outstanding pleasure that we are here to present tonight... Slick Rick the Ruler! And MC Ricky D!! Doing their smash hit 'Mona Lisa ' you know like the picture? Anyway I'd like to take this time out to bow before his divine majesty [Ricky] Oh your majesty... [Slick] Hmm? [Ricky] Can I kiss your hand? [Slick] Mm hmm [Ricky] (kisses his hand loudly) [Slick] Enough! [Ricky] Come your highness.. they await you.. [Slick Rick] Well, it was one of those days -- not much to do I was chillin downtown, with my old school crew I went into a store -- to buy a slice of pizza And bumped into a girl, her name was Mona -- what? Mona Lisa (what?) *singing* Mona Lisa, so men made you.. YouknowhatI'msayin? So I said, 'Excuse me, dear my gosh, you look nice! Put away your money I'll buy that slice!' She said, 'Thanks - I'd rather a slice of you I'm just kidding, but that's awfully nice of you' The compliment showed she had a mind in her And when I smiled (PING!) I almost blinded her She said, 'Great Scott! Are you a thief? Seems like you have a mouth full of gold teeth' Ha-ha, hah! Had to find that funny So I said, 'No child, I work hard for the money And calling me a thief? Please! Don't even try it (Right!) Sit down eat your slice of pizza, and be quiet' She almost got cut short -- you know, scissors She tried to disrespect WHO?! The Grand Wizard Me! 'Well what's your name, son?' 'MC Ricky D,' but not to be so harsh I said to Mona Li-hee 'I'm.. sorry and I know that's low class (uhh, yeah) Please sit, and tell me a little about your past' She said, 'Well I got courage, and I don't like porridge (uh-huh) I've never been to college, but I've got crazy knowledge (uh-huh) Over eighteen and my eyes are green (uh-huh) I wear more gold than that man on A-Team (uh-huh, uh-huh) Trim, slim, (yeah) and I'm also light skinned Best believe Mona's a virgin' A virgin?! Honey needed a slap She tried to tell me she's a virgin -- with her yea wide gap I said, 'It don't matter, see, I'm not picky (word) Let me spell my name out for you, it's Ricky: R -- Ravishing I -- Impress C -- Courageous; so careless K -- for the Kangols which I've got that I wear everyday and Y -- why not? To fight's not right that I recite and I'm.. quite polite like Walter Cronkite' Well, just about then, Trevor my friend came in He said, 'Hey Rick, don't you know playin with these snakes is a sin?!?' He grabbed me by my shirt and pulled me right out the store He said, 'I don't want to see you playin with these lowlifes no more! Now come along, we have a party to attend With some real mature women and some more of her friends' He hailed down a cab and he waited for a minute And as the cab came, he thrusted me in it! And as we were leavin and drivin along I could hear a melody as Mona sang a song (excerpt from 'Walk On By' [D. Warwick]) 'If you see me walking down the street And I start to cry.. each time we meet.. Walk on by.. walk on by.. Foolish pride That's all that I have left, so, let me hide The pain and the hurt that you gave me When you said goodbye.. You walked on by..'

Mona Lisa

Die Flippers
Als die Sonne versank saß ein Maler am Strand malte ein Mädchen so jung und so schön. Ich fragte ihn wen er wohl meint er lachte und sprach: Mein Freund sie ist ein Traum den man nur einmal träumt. Denn ich hab' heute nacht einen Engel gesehn Mona Lisa Mona Lisa. Und ich sah ihre Augen sie war wunderschön Mona Lisa so wunderschön. Irgendwann ging ich heim träumte von ihr allein sah noch ihr Lächeln als der Morgen begann. Ich suchte den Maler am Meer der Stand war einsam und leer den Traum dieser Nacht den fand ich nie mehr. Denn ich hab' heute nacht ... Denn ich hab' heute nacht ...

Smile Like Mona Lisa

ALL 4 ONE "On And On"
oh, i carry a photograph girl of the way you used to be love looking back at me, now it's just a memory you were all laughter then and you were my light when it was dark how did we lose our way, how did we fall apart 'cause something in our kisses said love would never end and deep down you still feel it too but you won't let me in so when you smile like mona lisa my heart falls to pieces ('cause) smiling just can't hide all the sadness in your eyes if i could only hold you love you like i used to but girl what can i do when you smile like mona lisa the way that i held you close the way that you whispered my name we made a work of art know there's just an empty frame all we had baby we could have again and deep down you still feel it too but you won't let me in so when you smile like mona lisa my heart falls to pieces ('cause) smiling just can't hide all the sadness in your eyes if i could only hold you love you like i used to but girl what can i do when you smile like mona lisa so when you smile like mona lisa my heart falls to pieces ('cause) smiling just can't hide all the sadness in your eyes if i could only hold you love you like i used to but girl what can i do when you smile like mona lisa i carry a photograph girl of the way you used to be...

Maria

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE "The Battle Of Los Angeles"
Tha sun ablaze as Marias foot Touches the surface of sand On Northern Land As human contraband Some Rico from Jalisco Passed her name to tha boss She stuffed ten to a truckbed She clutches her cross Here come tha exhaust And it rips through her lungs Shes off fast to tha pasture Like cattle shell cross Degree 106 Sweat and vomit are thrown And she prays and suffocates Upon the memories of home Of Yanqui guns for blood debts on the loans Of smoldering fields, rape, rubble and bones Of graves hidden trapped up in visions of war Of nothing, no one, nobody, no more These are her mountains and skies and she radiates And through historys rivers of blood she regenerates And like tha sun disappears only to reappear Shes eternally here Her time is nearNever conquered but here To tear away at the mask And now she got a quota Tha needle and thread crucifixion Sold and shipped across tha new line of Mason Dixon Rippin through denim Tha point an inch from her vein Tha foreman approach His steps now pound in her brain His presence it terrifies And eclipses her days No minutes to rest No moments to pray And with a whisper He whips her Soul changed to his will My job is to kill if you forget to take your pill Her arm jerks Tha sisters gather round her and scream As If in a dream Eyes on the crimson stream Numb as her wrists spit shots of blood to tha floor I am nothing, no one, nobody, no more These are her mountains and skies and she radiatesAnd through historys rivers of blood she regenerates And like tha sun disappears only to reappear Maria Shes eternally here Her time is near Never conquered but here Uh To tear away at the mask Away at the mask To tear away at the mask Huh Maria (whispered) No minute to rest No moment to pray No minutes to rest No moments to pray No minutes to rest It eclipses her days Just a moment to pray To tear away at the mask, huh Away at the mask To tear away at the mask, huuh To tear away at the mask

Lack Of Communication

A.f.i.
Well tear down the mona lisa Put your picture on the wall And tell the world that you love her And that I'm at your becon call Well I am the only mona lisa Baby, Baby, Baby, Baby It's all it's all, it's all, it's all Well baby didn't mean you any harm I just had to phone some friends and meet some girls in the city Yeah don't we get along Yeah don't we get along Yeah don;t we get along with our friends your friends in the city Lord I've been praying all day Just take the spare and give it away Don't leave no ????? Lack of communication Lack of communication Lack of communication Lack of communication Well tear down the mona lisa Put your picture on the wall And tell the world that you love her And that I'm at your becon call Well I am the only mona lisa Baby Baby Baby Baby It's all, it's all, it's all, it's all

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