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Ass Ponys lyrics - The Known Universe

God Tells Me To

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I'm gonna walk around the yard Until I find a hill of ants Take a magnifying glass Heat ‘em up and watch ‘em dance And I only hurt because I think of you And I only kill because God tells me to I drove by your house today But I didn't dare to stop And I felt just like an ant As I rode around the block

You Can't Always Get What You Want

ANASTACIA "It's A Man's World"
I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was a footloose man No, you can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometime you find You get what you need I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she was gonna meet her connection At her feet was a footloose man You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes well you might find You get what you need And I went down to the demonstration To get my fair share of abuse Singing, "We're gonna vent our frustration If we don't we're gonna blow a 50-amp fuse" You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes well you just might find You get what you need I went down to the Chelsea drugstore To get your prescription filled I was standing in line with Mr. Jimmy And man, did he look pretty ill We decided that we would have a soda My favorite flavor, cherry red I sung my song to Mr. Jimmy Yeah, and he said one word to me, and that was "dead" I said to him You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You get what you need You get what you need--yeah, oh baby I saw her today at the reception In her glass was a bleeding man She was practiced at the art of deception Well I could tell by her blood-stained hands You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You just might find You get what you need You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes you just might find You just might find You get what you need

Fortunes Of War

DROPKICK MURPHYS "Sing Loud, Sing Proud"
(Dedicated to the memory of Brian Deneke) Each town has its cliques those who don't get along and then there's towns I know where certain kids just don't belong so know your rivals and watch your back 'cause no one's gonna be there when the enemy attacks Chorus: When the justice eludes you it's the fortunes of war wouldn't things be different had the tables been turned? If the people won't protect you you must fend for yourself when the justice eludes you it's the fortunes of war You drove right over him and then you sped away how does it feel to kill and know you didn't pay? So walk away even though a life is gone someday, you'll know the price when god repays you for your wrongs.

Foolish Behaviour

ROD STEWART "Body Wishes"
Can I introduce myself I'm a man of panache and wealth Sound in mind, body, soul and health Why I wanna kill my wife I have the urge to take her life Been planing for years to get rid of her Not divorce I really do mean to kill her She's so full of useless information and trivia That's why I wanna kill my wife I have a duty to take her life Her stupid friends get right up my nose They all wear annoyingly sensible clothes They're all so bleeding grandiose, You know why I should kill her friends They're all driving Mercedes Benz. He'll escape down into Mexico Sell the house and find a nice young girl He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore. Should I string her up or strangle her in bed Suffocate that little venomous head Or perhaps I'll just whip her to death Listen do me a favor kill my wife Do it for mankind take her life Or should I act quite cold and deliberate Or maybe blow out her brains with a bullet They'll think suicide they won't know who done it I'm gonna kill my wife I'm really gonna take her life. He'll escape down into Mexico Sell the house and find a nice young girl He'll laugh and sing and he won't work anymore The moment of truth has come I'm at the point of no return I've got my hands locked round her throat I'm about to kill my wife Don't stop me now I'm gonna take her life Too late now I'm gonna kill my wife Can't help myself I'm gonna take her life Telephone rang and he woke from his sleep His wife snoring soundly next to him It was all a very nasty dream

The Last Thing I Planned To Do Today Was Cheat

Gene Watson
I fed an old stray dog this mornin' 'cause he looked hungry I gave an old wino a dollar 'Cause he was beggin' on the street Because you're what you are to me I sent the roses Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat I had some time to kill and felt a little thirsty I went inside the local bar And in the corner took a seat Had my first cool sip then noticed she was cryin' Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat But you know I've always been so tender hearted I just couldn't stand to watch her hurt that way And when she said how much she wanted me to hold her I just didn't have the heart to turn away (spoken) Well, I'm feelin' guilty now, but I sure found it hard to leave her. 'Cause there she lay, sleepin' all alone between the sheets (sing) I thought of your sweet love and all my good intentions Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat Oh, the last thing I planned to do today was cheat

Night Of The Living Rednecks

DEAD KENNEDYS "Give Me Convenience Or Give Me Death"
Ray's guitar broke. No, we won't play Rawhide, won't play anything. We'll play the theme from the Dinah Shore show. Who wants to be Dinah Shore Who's alter-ego is Dinah Shore Oh, his fists didn't go up so quickly this time. Yawn...yawn..yawn. Put those headphones on, it's be-bop time. I want to tell you a story about the last time I was in Portland. The night before we played at the Long Goodbye. I was walking on the street about 10:30 at night. A lot of people go to bed around here at 10:30 at night. And well, I was walking along when suddenly these jocks in this bright blue pickup drove up. It had KC lights, tractor tires, everything but the CB. It was a life-size Hot Wheels car for some dumb rich kid, right. Well, they drove up to me and they yelled what dumb rich kids usually yell, 'Hey, faggot,' and showered me with some water. So, I stood there thinking, what a bunch of fuckheads and picked up a rock. Now, I waited, walked down about a block to where the Kentucky Fried Chicken is, on Burnside, and sure enough they drove around again. They said, 'Hey, faggot, where's the nearest McDonald's' I said, 'I don't know' and they squirted me again. So I threw the rock and put a nice-size dent in their giant Hot Wheels car. They screached to a halt in the parking lot of some department store, who's name I don't remember, it's up the street from Fred Meyer, and they got out their clubs and they ran after me, yelling, 'We're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot, we're gonna kill you, you motherfucker.' So I got in a phonebooth by the Kentucky Fried Chicken on Burnside, held my legs straight out like this so they couldn't open the door to the phonebooth. So they began charging the phonebooth, beating on it with their club, yelling, 'We're gonna kill you, you motherfucker, we're gonna kill you, you god damn faggot.' I just looked at them. So, there was a crowd gathering by this time and these kids were standing nearby and they said, 'Oh, look at him, he's insane.' I thought, ah-hah, here's my way out. I yelled at them, 'Take me to a mental hospital right away. I wanna be be put away. Please put me away, c'mon, call the cops and put me away. Please put me away now.' They said, 'Alright, faggot, we're calling the police.' So they called the police. The cop comes out and I go, ah, my savior, I'm away from these jocks. He opens up the door, 'Get out of there, you,' throws me up against the car, frisks me, shoves me in the back. Then he goes over to the jocks, 'Now what happened here It looks like we're going have to take him to jail but we got to have the full story first' So the jocks, who had an ace in the hole, ace in the hole Take down on the bass, a little bit down on the bass. Yeah, ace in the hole, and they go, 'Well, goddammit, the motherfucker put a dent in my truck, a $5000 truck, right, so I got my club, I went out and I wanted to kill him. I want to kill him. Let me kill him, goddammit. Let me kill him.' So the cop made them go home, and he drove me home, and he confiscated their club and my rock as further evidence. And I thought, so this is Oregon, huh Tolerent Oregon Ray, are you done with your guitar yet He isn't done yet. So what else do you want to hear, I'm out of stories. That's a true story, too. Just ask Bruce Loose.

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