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ANTI-FLAG lyrics - North America Sucks

I'm Having A Good Day

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Watching TV talk shows is a lot of fun. I like it when they always have on people who are shooting guns Inbred couples from West Virginia, inbred people, who want to kill you! I saw a story about a man who was fucking his daughter, and his wife was fucking her mother... it was the kind of thing that'd make you want to shoot up! Tonight's gonna be a really good time I'm gonna go out and get really fucking high I'll shoot some guns, I'll drive around in my car, you know I'll probably end up at the fucking bar And while I'm there I'm gonna, get real high, I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm gonna fuck shit up!!!! I'll kick you in your fucking teeth if you get in my way... because I'M HAVING A GOOD DAY!!!! and I don't want you there! No, you'll Be at home watching your TV set You've got your hand holding your fucking dick, and you're cumming in your fucking mouth... O.K.

Funky Country

JOHN ANDERSON "Easy Money"
Callin' all you country boys And girls from Dixieland Callin' all you folks up north Y'all come on and give us a hand Callin' all the former's daughters Callin' all the preacher's sons It don't matter where you're born and bred We're callin' on everyone Who want to put a little tonk in their country Put a little funk in the groove We're gonna raise some hell, gonna ring your bell We're gonna make you people move We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs And big girls gettin' down Don't give a flip about your politics Homegrown or raised uptown People, take a good look around It's a funky country We've come to town from miles around From both sides of the tracks Everything from nose rings To them big old cowboy hats We're all just a little bit different We got our own philosophies But when we get together We're just one big family And we got a little tonk in our country Got a little funk in the groove We're gonna raise some hell, we're gonna ring your bell We're gonna make you people move We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs And big girls gettin' down Don't give a flip about your politics Homegrown or raised uptown People, take a good look around It's a funky country Red and yellow, black and white On a new thread white and blue Country fad or city fad Anything you wanna do Bang your head till you break your neck Docey Do your girl around When you hear that music fusion Throw you a big hoedown And we got a little tonk in our country Got a little funk in the groove We're gonna raise some hell, gonna ring your bell We're gonna make you people move We got bluegrass punks, pigs and thugs Big girls gettin' down Don't give a flip about your politics Homegrown or raised uptown People, take a good look around It's a funky country People, take a good look around It's a funky country

People

QUEEN LATIFAH "Persona"
People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people Listen, money crimes and mood swings Situations where certain people will do things Like hop on bandwagon, get on the food chain Soon as you get yo swag that's when yo crew change But we all equal and people are just people Leave it in God's hands 'cause the devil is lethal You get what you earn also you live and you learn To expect nothing in return Do what you do from the heart then move on 'Cause in the eyes of the ungrateful, you can do wrong That's when the negative energy gets too strong The sunshine leaves, in comes the true storm Sometimes make you wanna do harm But you fall back 'cause you too calm To get all rowdy and evil 'cause you realize At the end of the day they just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people The bad ones discourage, the good ones motivate The weak shall perish, the haters going show they hate As long as you know what you dealing with, you can close the gate Never let them in yo world till you know they straight 'Cause then again they just people Life's just a one stop deal, there's no sequel Fake ones are so transparent and so see through Love ones can be so humble when they need you Some got they hands out even after you feed 'em But they ain't never around when you need 'em That's when yo thoughts get evil But then you realize they just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people Ayo, I got a lot more living to do before I leave here 'Cause I'm blessed and I'm thankful and I'm happy to be here In good health with good wealth, you could always use help But all you really got is yo good self Still what I go through, it hurts when people that know you Let you down and don't hold you But yo mistakes will teach you 'Cause then you realize they just people Ohh people, ohh people, ohh, ohh Ohh people, ohh people, ohh, ohh Don't you worry about a thing they just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people People gonna let you down Don't expect for them to be around They're just people

War Movie

JEFFERSON AIRPLANE "Bark"
In nineteen hundred and seventy-five all the people rose from the countryside to move against you government man d'you understand locked together hand in hand all thru this unsteady land-- gonna roll roll roll the rock around roll roll roll the rock around lift the rock out of the ground at the Battle of Forever Plains all my people hand in hand in hand in the rain the laser way won the day without one single living soul going down the government troops were circled in the sun gun found themselves on the run... from our nation the rock is raised no need to hide from the other side now... transformation call high to the constellation headquarters call high to the most high directors send out the transporting systems and send out the sun finders thirteen battalion of mind raiders three hundred master computer killers from great platforms in the mountains twenty mile lasers great giant trackers... twenty miles south now in 1975 all my people rose from the countryside until we meet again and touch our hands together in another land until we meet again see each others minds we three have met again and touched our hands talking of Napoleon in the garden we will muffle the drums tomorrow mornin gonna roll roll roll the rock around gonna roll roll roll the rock around lift the rock out of the ground

WTF Collective 2

JON LAJOIE "I Kill People"
MC Confusing back in this bitch With a parking sandwich and a chicken ticket I got a liquid face lift from a fig with big tits And my wrist got twisted by a Brit with fake spit And you don't understand it, 'cause you're not supposed to Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon And I'm gonna leave soon, but first I need to Drink a Chevy chase face and rape Robocop 2 Yo, I'm MC Historical Inaccuracy I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in '73 I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Ann Frank's Diary Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany I'm like the Spanish inquisition when they killed Jesus And Abe Lincoln's suicide was the theme for my thesis Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red sea Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese army I'm MC Don't Know How to Pluralize Word I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl When there's more than one of something you're supposed to pluralize But I never learned that through all the year I've been alive Hello, I'm MC Canadian Stereotype I'm about to get started, so let me get off the ice But I don't want any trouble, and I am always polite Now let's hop on my snowmobile, and I will tell you what I like But first I'll turn of curling and turn down Avril Lavigne Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue Oh boy, I fell of my igloo and I hurt my knee Let's go to the hospital, don't worry, here in Canada it's free, eh MC Fatigue, did you miss me I'll be awake for five minutes, 'cause I had a coffee I'll try to get through my verse, but I really don't know I drank that coffee about five minutes ago (snoring) They hired me again to sing this motherfucking chorus I haven't found a fucking job yet so I gotta do this bullshit (I can't take it, I'm done) I don't think I can sing another fucking chorus I think I'm gonna jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did (I think my dad has a gun) I'm MC Knows Too Many Facts About Bees 15 miles per hour is their average speed A queen can lay up to 3000 eggs in a day Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I'm gay I'm also MC In the Closet Homosexual I hide it 'cause it's easier to be heterosexual We can't even get married in most states here in America It's fucked up Gay marriage is legal here, in Canada I'm MC Homophobic Fucking Asshole Being gay is evil and it is unnatural Jesus said to love thy neighbour, but only if they are straight Penises go in vaginas, anything else is just insane I'm MC Extremely Inappropriate Rhymes I shake things up like J-fox when I get on the mic And I drop my enemies just like Christopher Reeves' horse Then I put them to sleep, like Heath Ledger of course (woah) I'm MC Extremely Politically Correct I disagree with the previous MC's lyrical content It's offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste Just like that guy who wrote that song when Michael Jackson passed away Yo, MC Final Verse here to end this song One was enough, we didn't need a sequel Jon Make a fourth Show Me Your Genitals or another Normal Guy But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide This is the last time that I will ever sing a chorus My dad's gun was in his closet and I'm gonna end this bullshit (I had a good run) I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finished the chorus Sayonara and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in hell (Four, three, two, one)

Rock Opera

THE JANOSKIANS
Tired of the rumors and lies, and holding inside, the things we think you should know. Honestly. Sick of all the games people play, and things that they say, so here you go, how bout a little bit of honesty. Stupid fucking [x3] Stupid lies, Stupid fucking [x3] Here's the fucking truth: [James:] I did my time, in a Norwegian prison. I was force fed fibrous foods and prune juice forcing me to shit out all my insides. Yes I lost weight, I lost my dignity. I had hoses shoved inside my butt, which really sucks unless you're into that kind of thing. ohhhhh, that sounds rough. We liked you better fatter, the sex was so much better when you were fatter. [James:] Fuuuuck you. You guys are pricks. I lost inches off my waistline, but added all those inches to my dick. [Luke:] Why do people think I'm gay? Why do people think I'm straight? Why don't people understand, I make love a different way. I fall in love with things that are not people, like rivers and forests and churches with steeples. And butterfly kisses and hunger games sequels. Why can't you understand all love is, equal. Stupid fucking [x3] Stupid lies, Stupid fucking [x3] Here's the fucking truth: Tell 'em Daniel. [Daniel:] Y'all think I'm stupid, y'all think I'm dumb. But when it comes to who's the smartest I'm the one. Energy is mass time acceleration, according to Einstein's interpretation. Square of a hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Euclidean geometry, Advanced trigonometry, A tisket a tasket, I grasp all this math shit. I'm not an MD, not a PhD, but I'm gonna find a way to feed the world off one jelly bean. Oh oh, One jelly bean One jelly bean [x4] [Jai:] I think it's kind of tragic, that twitter always tells me who I'm dating. Miley, Kendal, Kylie, Perrie, Taylor, Demi, Iggy, Nicki, Harry. I lie awake at night and wonder if this pain I feel is temporary. You have my heart and have my soul, This world would not be quite so cold with Harry. Harry [x5] [Beau:] Y'all got it twisted that I'm sweet and that I'm shy, But let the record show that Beau is not a nice guy! I double park, I like to fart when I'm in crowded cars, Burp in church and take a shit up in your cookie jar! I bark at old ladies, I like to scare babies, I never hold the door open, cuz I'm that crazy! Fuck Australia, fuck the Janoskians fam, and now that I've got your attention, I quit this fucking band! Psych! Haha I'm just kidding! Stupid fucking [x3] Stupid lies, Stupid fucking [x3] Here's the fucking truth: Stupid fucking [x3] Stupid lies, Stupid fucking [x3] Here's the fucking, Stupid fucking [x3] Stupid lies, Stupid fucking [x3] That's the fucking truth!

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