ANDROIDS lyrics - Androids

Let Me Down

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Let me down slowly A dog's life is one I'll never have The bridge may be weak now But it'll last. Look at you squirm now In the corner as you battle time No one holds a candle But that's no surprise I've got a reason to try I've got a reason, hey yeah They say they'll replace you Your will becomes smaller as I speak You didn't ever wanna be the one You didn't ever wanna cross that bridge at all I've got a reason to try Time to be reading the signs I've got a reason to try I've got a reason, hey yeah I spoke to my Father He enlightened me on the subject of life He said, you could really be the one Make it count and see what is returned I've got a reason to try Time to be reading the signs I've got a reason to try I've got a reason, hey yea

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BLACK STAR
(Blackstar;Walker) I've got a never ending love for you from now on that's all I want to do... I have got no reason I have got no reason at all Getting older but not getting any wiser And I never even heard the last call I have got no reason No reason have I got Seems like I am stuck in my old ways Bitter jaded and vitriolic Yeah I have got the lot Got no reason I have got no reason at all Got no reason At all At all At all No reason at all I got a new song to sing now Wishing to christ that I would never get old Whilst to the sands of time my mind and body were being sold Yeah I have got a new song to sing now Got no time for getting the blues After all it could be worse I could be like you Well I got no reason Seems like I lost the plot Well I am putting it all on the line now Out on a limb on one final shot

Inner Voice

ADAM SANDLER "Stan And Judy's Kid"
I'm happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I'm not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I got a ten story mansion on the beach With a swimmin' pool filled up with the drool of Robin Leach Richer than a Twinkie, I got so much cash That to me Paris Hilton is poor white trash I take forty-seven weeks of vacation a year If people piss me off I can make 'em disappear Every time I sneeze I get a feature on the news The reporter says "gesundheit" and hilarity ensues And how did I get to be the man that I am? A god among men, only without the tan It's simple, every time I have to make a choice I just listen to my little inner voice, and he says "Shave all the hair off your butt and glue it to your nostrils" OK "Steal all the milk from all the supermarkets and put it back in the cows" Alright "Find out which species of rodent is the most flammable" OK "Let's see what fun crafts we can make using only a chainsaw and Regis Philbin" Yeah! So how do I explain my little cranial expressions Intuition, premonition, or demonic possession? It could be God, an angel, or my dead uncle Paul Or that nasty purple fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell ya life is no much nicer with invisible friends "Record an all-banjo Falco tribute album" Done, and done. "Put on a tutu, glue two live wiener dogs to your face, and prance around the subway terminal screaming 'Stop looking at me!'" OK "There's no reason not to have sex with a cheese grater." Hmm, no, I suppose not. "Set up a stand outside of K-Mart with a plate full of frozen peas and a sign reading 'Take one!' If anyone asks you what the hell your doing, give them a button that says 'I asked about the peas!'" He's become my best friend, sticks with me to the end Thanks to him I'll never live on Ramen noodles again And he's always by my side, every minute, every hour Though it does get kinda creepy when I'm trying to take a shower Still I can't complain 'cause he made me rich And figured out it was the opossum milk that made me itch If it seems weird remember the voice made me do it I don't question what he says I just get up and get to it "Itemize everything in your cat's litter box for the next seven years and mail a report to the President with a note saying 'Here!'" Good idea "It's time to find out what urinal cakes taste like" If you say so "Get a black and white horizontally striped suit, a mask, and a bowling ball with a small length of rope hanging from it, and tiptoe around the airport." Sounds like fun "How old does a baby need to be before it's too big to fit down the toilet?" I don't know. Let's find out. "Keep swallowing magnets until your farts can erase video tapes." Will do So to that guy in my head I just wanna say thanks For removin' my angst, so I'm no longer shootin' blanks And now I own several banks, plus an inflatable watch And paid Justin Timberlake to let me kick him in the crotch I followed his advice and now I'm makin' major duckets If it wasn't for him I'd still be processing McNuggets So when life makes you feel like you should've stayed in bed Just listen to the voice in your head, and he'll say "Fat people are full of toys. Go get some!" Yeah! "Build a 20 foot tall nude statue of Tony Goldmark licking warm margarine off a malnourished dolphin out of onions, pez, and lint." With pleasure! "If Yanni didn't want to be set on fire and shoved down a flight of stairs, surely he would have said so explicitly by now." Yeah, I guess so. "Go to a McDonald's Playland, tie that big Officier Big Mac thing to the back of your car, and drive away at 90 mph. When a cop pulls you over, roll down the window and indignantly ask 'WHAT?'" You got it! "Move to New Jersey and become a comedy rap artist." Oh... do I have to?

Me And My Piano

KRYSTAL HARRIS
(Says) Can we turn these lights down, again? Sorry about that, but... Thank you so much (Sings) So many times, i've been alone I didn't know what to do I don't know where i'd be if I didn't have, I didn't have you yeah You comfort me, make me believe, give me the strength I need Since you came into my life it's been so heavenly Me and my piano It's all I... me and my piano So many things i wanna say to you I give my all to you just because You came around and gave me, all your, all your love And I would sacrifice my very life All you have to do is say the word Cause there would never be no other No other yeah Me and my piano It's all i wanna do, I wanna play . . .

You're My Everything

KRYSTAL HARRIS
You're the reason why I found my way And you're the reason why I feel this way (you're the reason) and you're the reason why I have to say I had to let you know you're my everything Krystal Harris: So many times I've been alone, I didn't know what to do, I don't know where I'd be if I didn't have, I didn't have you You comfort me, make me believe, gimme the strength I need Since you came into my life it's been so heavenly, heavenly You're the reason why I found my way And you're the reason why I feel this way (you're the reason) and you're the reason why I have to say I had to let you know You're my everything AJ McLean: So many things I wanna say to you I'd give my all to you just because You came around and gave me all your All your love And i would sacrifice my very life All you have to do is say the word And there would never be no other No other You're the reason why I found my way And you're the reason why I feel this way (oh don't you know) and you're the reason why I have to say I had to let you know you're my everything Hmm mmmÂ…. You're the reason And you're the reason why I have to say Oooh ooo.. you're my everything

Me My Piano

KRYSTAL HARRIS "Me & My Piano"
So many times I've been alone I didn't know What to do I don't know Where I'd be If I didn't have I didn't have you yeah You comfort me Make me believe Give me the strength I need Since you came into my life It's been so heavenly Me and my piano It's all me and my piano So many things I wanna say to you Just because you came around And gave me All your, all your love And I would sacrifice My very life All you have to do Is say the word 'Cause there would Never be no other No other yeah Me and my piano It's all I wanna do It's all I play

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