ALABAMA lyrics - Songs Of Inspiration

Silent Night

Original and similar lyrics
Silent night, holy night! All is calm, All is bright Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child Holy Infant so Tender and mild, Sleep in heavenly peace, Sleep in heavenly peace. Silent night, holy night! Shepherds quake at the sight! Glories stream from heaven afar; Heavenly hosts sing Al-le-lu-ia! Christ the Saviour is born! Christ the Saviour is born! Silent night, holy night! Wondrous star, lend thy light! With the angels let us sing Alleluia to our King! Christ the Saviour is here, Jesus the Saviour is here! Silent night, Holy night! Son of God, love's pure light Radiant beams from Thy holy face, With the dawn of redeeming grace, Jesus Lord at thy birth; Jesus Lord at thy birth.

Progressive Christmas Carols

JON COZART
[God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen:] We wish you happy holidays, whoever you may be So merry Christmas, Kwanzaa, Chanukah, or heck all three We've modernized these jingles for the massive bourgeoisie Love, The Updated Christmas Carol Team [Santa Clause is Coming to Town:] You better not judge, you better not hate Better not bully or discriminate Progressive Santa's coming to town He's making a list of gluten free foods He won't take a peek at J-Law's nudes Progressive Santa's coming to town He's 50 different races And all for tax reform He'll protect all your children Well, as long as they've been born You'd better watch out... Too far? Okay. [Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer:] Rudolph the red nosed reindeer (reindeer) Had an advantageous nose (he outlived his friends) He passed his bright red traits on (traits on) Darwin said that's how it goes (evolution's not a theory) [Mary Did You Know:] Mary did you know that your baby boy supports the NRA Mary did you know that your baby boy is white Did you know- [Deck the Halls:] Deck the halls with kujichagulia Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Give zawadi, hang benderas Kwa wa wa wa wa wa wa wanza Throw your hands up in the air-uh [You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch:] You're a green one, Mr. Grinch You're lacking in finesse That greenish epidermis determines your success Mr. Grinch Racist Whos constrain you to the issues they continue to suppress You're an outlier, Mr. Grinch You give the Whos a fright They say your heart is 3/5ths normal, You're either wrong or white Mr. Grinch Don't walk the streets of Whoville you might fight a cop the Whos will not indict [White Christmas:] I'm dreaming of a racially ambiguous holiday [Away In A Manger:] Away in a manger with Jesus and crew His schmeckle got cut cause hey Christ was a Jew [O Holy Night:] O holy night, the stars are brightly shining It is the night Jesus did something holy (I don't know the whole story) Joseph watched golf (Right?), his leather chair reclining As Mary birthed a child, I think a donkey was involved (Any help here? God?) Three wise men came, with GPS they found him Christ lied in a barn, as his omniscient baby-daddy tucked him in Jesus crawled on his knees His mom shared it on snapchat O bright device! O night, when Christ celebrated Christmas

For Momma

The Statler Brothers "Christmas Present"
There's a Christmas memory I recall so well Takes me back to when I was a child Just her and me By the lights of the tree We'd sit and she would softly sing awhile 0 Little Town of Bethlehem How still we see thee lie Above thy deep and dreamless sleep The silent stars go by I was always a shepherd In the church Christmas play And she helped me memorize my part We would decorate the mantlepiece And count the Christmas cards And I learned all those memories by heart Silent Night, Holy Night Sleep in heavenly peace Sleep in heavenly peace Hiding Christmas presents Wrapped in pretty bows Each year they'd be some place I couldn't find And while helping her bake cookies Shaped like Christmas trees She'd tell me the old, old story one more time Away In A Manger No crib for a bed The little Lord Jesus Lay down His sweet head Keeping Christmas secrets Was always lots of fun But there's one I never tried to keep from you So for everything you've done for me And still do today Merry Christmas Momma, I love you

Grace Of God

Lord Belial
Grace of God show no mercy Liar! Holy priest attempts to walk athwarts the sea, with gusto to the truth Sinner! Jesus Christ believer In rememberance of the holy god, we walk among you Jesus Christ In the grace of god, the almighty father Amen Christianity-Christ insanity, a germ of death Lay down your soul and follow the ten commandments to the end Realise the truth-rotting Christ Fucking quandary Never to be fooled Never to arise

O Holy Night

JASON GRAY "Christmas Stories: Repeat The Sounding Joy"
O Holy Night! The stars are brightly shining It is the night of the dear Savior's birth Long lay the world in sin and error pining ‘Til He appeared and the soul felt its worth A thrill of hope the weary world rejoices For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices! O night divine, O night when Christ was born Truly He taught us to love one another His law is love and His gospel is peace Chains he shall break, for the slave is our brother And in his name all oppression shall cease Sweet hymns of joy in grateful chorus raise we Let all within us praise his holy name Fall on your knees! Oh, hear the angel voices! O night divine, O night when Christ was born O night divine, O night, O night divine!

They Killed Him

KRIS KRISTOFFERSON "Repossessed"
There was a man named Mahatma Ghandi He would not bow down, he would not fight He knew the deal was down and dirty And nothing wrong could make it right away But he knew his duty, and the price he had to pay Just another holy man who tried to make a stand MY GOD, THEY KILLED HIM ! Another man from Atlanta, Georgia By the name of Martin Luther King He shook the land like rolling thunder And made the bells of freedom ring today With a dream of beauty that they could not burn away Just another holy man who dared to be a friend MY GOD, THEY KILLED HIM ! The only son of God Almighty The holy one called Jesus Christ Healed the lame and fed the hungry And for his love they took his life away On the road to glory where the story never ends Just the holy son of man we'll never understand MY GOD, THEY KILLED HIM ! Sing about Mahatma Ghandi Sing of Martin Luther King Sing Of Jesus Christ Almighty And the brothers Kennedy

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