ALABAMA lyrics

Tlc Asap

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I need TLC ASAP Well my muscles ache and my feet are sore Thank God it's Friday and it's almost four Time to hit the door We're gonna spend the week-end on the lake We've been workin' overtime and we need a break And Honey I can't wait We know how to spell relief got a good old-fashioned recipe A little TLC ASAP A little R R for you and me A gauranteed rat-race remedy A little TLC ASAP Take our books to read and a change of clothes Girl I packed the cooler and the Coleman stove And the radio We can float on a raft in the sun all day We can love in the moonlight hours away While the crickets play Well we work real hard six days a week So this is somethin' we both need A little TLC ASAP A little R R for you and me A gauranteed rat-race remedy A little TLC ASAP A little TLC ASAP A little R R for you and me A gauranteed rat-race remedy I need TLC ASAP TLC ASAP R R for you and me TLC ASAP R R for you and me

Remedy (I Won't Worry)

JASON MRAZ "Waiting For My Rocket To Come"
well, I saw fireworks from the freeway and behind closed eyes I cannot make them go away 'Cause you were born on the fourth of July, freedom ring well, something on the surface it stings i see something on the surface well, it kind of makes me nervous who says that you deserve this? and what kind of god would serve this? We will cure this dirty old disease if you've gots the poison I've gots the remedy the remedy is the experience. this is a dangerous liaison I says the comedy is that it's serious. this is a strange enough new play on words I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on So shine the light on all of your friends well, it all amounts to nothing in the end. I won't worry my life away. I won't worry my life away. well, I heard two men talking on the radio in a cross fire kind of new reality show Uncovering the ways to plan the next big attack well, they were counting down the days to stab the brother in the be right back after this the unavoidable kiss, where the minty fresh death breath is sure to outlast his catastrophe dance with me, 'cause if you've gots the poison, I've gots the remedy the remedy is the experience. this is a dangerous liaison I says the comedy is that it's serious. this is a strange enough new play on words I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on So shine the light on all of your friends well, it all amounts to nothing in the end. I won't worry my life away. I won't worry my life away. When I fall in love I take my time There's no need to hurry when I'm making up my mind You can turn off the sun but I'm still gonna shine and I'll tell you why Because the remedy is the experience. this is a dangerous liaison I says the comedy is that it's serious. this is a strange enough new play on words I say the tragedy is how you're gonna spend the rest of your nights with the light on So shine the light on all of your friends well, it all amounts to nothing in the end. I won't worry my life away. I won't worry my life away. I won't and I won't and I won't [etc.]

Girls' Night Out

THE JUDDS "Why Not Me"
Friday finally came around This girl's ready to paint the town Tonight ain't nothin' gonna slow me down I did my time workin' all week Tonight's all mine, tomorrow I'll sleep I wanna hear a band with a country sound Well, I've been couped up all week long I've been workin' my fingers to the bone [Chorus] Well, it's a girl's night out Honey, there ain't no doubt I'm gonna dance every dance 'til the boys go home Well, it's my night to rock No watchin' that ol' clock Oh, ain't no doubt, Lordy it's a girl's night out Two step or the Cotton Eye Joe They can play 'em fast or they can play 'em slow I can do 'em all just show me the floor You can give me a little rock 'n roll Or even a waltz with the lights down low I'll still be dancin' when they close the door [Repeat Chorus] Friday finally came around This girl's ready to paint the town Tonight ain't nothin' gonna slow me down I did my time workin' all week Tonight's all mine, tomorrow I'll sleep I wanna hear a band with a country sound Well, I've been couped up all week long I've been workin' my fingers to the bone [Repeat Chorus]

Forecast

JASON MRAZ "Mr. A-Z"
Well I heard that it might be raining bed sheets and lover's words Let's throw out the hotel comforter and hang the 'do not disturb' Sign me up for the storm I'll wear my suit for the shower Cause I'll have you to keep me warm in the coldest hour And when the darkness falls under your hair, there I'll be And crazy is the forecast all week Well every kiss, every hug is so light on that touch, delicate like a snowflake Well I can taste, I can taste, I can taste, I can taste you all over my face And everyone might find it foolish to not be counting on the sun But your mouth is my umbrella now Because I'm holding your tongue And when the darkness falls under your hair, there I'll be And crazy is the forecast all week There's a good chance in hell Like cats and dogs we'll be flying And I'm no weatherman But you are lightning, striking Here comes that sun Want rain All at once How it sing In the midst of the morning pull up a blanket of a cloud And await for the warning of another come down Because the water is healthy for the roses in your cheeks My well holds plenty for penny wishin' in your deep end And when the lights go out, no doubt, with you I'll be And crazy is the forecast all week And if them rains should fall for sure with you I'll be Ah because crazy is the forecast all week long Crazy is the forecast

It's A Great Day To Be A Guy

Cledus T. Judd "Cledus Envy"
I got my socks dryin in the microwave Hair on my back I don't plan to shave I got the house to myself while the wife's away I'll be rockin all night Yeah I think I'll drink me an ice cold brew Lounge in my boxers like I used to do There'll be no Ally McBeal on the tube No...I'll be watchin the fight Well it's a great day to be a guy Playin cards my buddies until sunrise You know I never thought that my neighbor would Be sunbathing topless Lord she sure looks good I caught a ten pound bass out on the lake Played 18 holes with my best friend Jake Best balls I hit was when I stepped on a rake (FORE) (oh God) Oh it wuddn't too bright (Gee whiz) Now I look in the fridge what do I see? Last night's pizza starin back at me Pepperoni and anchovies What a beautiful sight Well it's a great day to be a guy Buck naked in my lawn chair swattin at flies Got some hot dogs on the charcoal grill Don't want to burn my wieners but I probably will That fried baloney And cheese macaroni Tasted good this afternoon But now I'm passin Some serious gas an I might have to leave the room P UUUUUUUUUUUUU Well I might go get me a new hairdo Spend a couple hours at a tanning booth Might even get me a gold front tooth (muffled as if a patient in a dentist chair) Oh yeah yeah And it's a great day to be a guy But when my wife gets home she's gonna tan my hide I'll be hung over but a-lookin good From a week of reliving my bachelorhood It's a great day to be a guy But another week of this and I'll probably die I Tend to party harder than I should When my wifes not here to make me be good Yay whooo

C'mon Everybody

Eddie Cochran "Original"
[E]Well c'mon everybody and let's get together tonight [E]I got some money in my jeans and I'm really gonna spend it right Been a-[A]doin' my homework [B]all week long now the [A]house is empty the [B]folks are gone [N.C.]Ooo C'mon everybody [E] [A] [B] [A] [E] Well my baby's number one but I'm gonna dance with three or four And the house'll be shakin' from my bare feet slapping the floor When you hear that music you can't sit still If your brother won't rock then your sister will Ooo C'mon everybody Well we'll really have a party but we gotta put a guard outside If the folks come home I'm afraid they gonna have my hide There'll be no more movies for a week or two No more runnin' 'round with the usual crew Who cares C'mon everybody

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