ALABAMA lyrics - Christmas Vol. 2

Happy Birthday Jesus

Original and similar lyrics
Happy birthday, Jesus, it's that time of year All the lights on the trees say Christmas time is near Another year's behind us, you helped us make it through So, happy birthday, Jesus, this song is just for you We all get so hung up on material things at times it seems liek we forget what Christmas really means It should be thanks we're givin', that's why I wrote this tune Happy brithday, Jesus, this sing is just for you There's a gift for everyone but you underneath the tree No, it's not much, but I hope you like this song to you from me Happy birthday Jesus, that's why I wrote this tune So, happy birthday, Jesus, my song is just for you

Jesus Gets Jealous Of Santa Claus

TOBY KEITH "Christmas To Christmas"
Layin' back in my easy chair Late last Christmas eve Silent night, twinkling lights Presents 'round the tree I heard my little girl's two bare feet Comin' down the stairs She was sad as I looked over Draggin' her teddy bear She said, now daddy, I had a dream A little angel came down to me She wasn't happy like angels ought to be She was cryin' when she gave me the message For all the world to hear You know that Jesus gets jealous of Santa Claus Sometimes this time of year So, with her head on my shoulder And her tears mixed with mine I thought how little baby Jesus Gets left out at Christmas time It ain't about the money Oh, money can't buy love And I saw the light that Christmas night With help from up above She said, now daddy, I had a dream A little angel came down to me She wasn't happy like angels ought to be She was cryin' when she gave me the message For all the world to hear You know that Jesus gets jealous of Santa Claus Sometimes this time of year She said that Jesus gets jealous of Santa Claus Sometimes this time of year.

The Happy Happy Birthday

Arrogant Worms
Once a year we celebrate, With stupid hats and plastic plates, The fact that you were able to make The trip around the sun. And the whole gang gathers round, And gifts and laughter do abound. And we let out a joyful sound And sing that stupid song. Happy birthday! Now you're one year older. Happy birthday! Your life still isn't over. Happy birthday! You did not accomplish much. But you didn't die this year, I guess that's good enough. So let's drink to your fading health, And hope you don't remind yourself, Your chance of finding fame and wealth, Decrease with every year. Cause if you feel you're doing laps, And eating food and taking naps, And hoping that someday perhaps Your life may hold some cheer. Happy birthday! What have you done that matters? Happy birthday! You're starting to get fatter. Happy birthday! It's downhill from now on. Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone. If cryogenics were all free, Then you could live like Walt Disney. And live for all eternity, inside a block of ice. But instead your time is set. This is the only life you get. And though it hasn't ended yet, Sometimes you wish it might. Happy birthday! You wish you had more money. Happy birthday! Your life s so sad it s funny. Happy birthday! How much more can you take? But your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake. Happy birthday! Happy birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Dear [names]

Christmas Waltz

CLAY AIKEN "All Is Well"
Frosted window panes Candles gleaming inside Painted candy canes on the tree Santa's on his way, He's filled his sleigh With things, things for you and for me It's that time of year When the world falls in love Every song you hear Seems to say Merry Christmas May your New Year dreams come true And this song of mine In three quarter time Wishes you and yours The same thing too Frosted window panes Candles gleaming inside Painted candy canes on the tree Just look and you'll see Santa's on his way, He's filled his sleigh With things For you and for me It's that time of year When the world falls in love Every song you hear Seems to say Merry Christmas May your New Year dreams come true And this song of mine In three quarter time Wishes you and yours The same thing too (Merry Christmas May your New Year dreams come true) It's that time of year When the world falls in love Every song you hear Seems to say Merry Christmas May your New Year dreams come true And this song of mine In three quarter time Wishes you and yours The same Thing Too

Christmas Hangover

Arrogant Worms
The holidays are over, you've gained twenty pounds The cat's choking on tinsel, pine needles stalk the ground There are no cards in the mailbox, just a stack of bills Yes, the holidays are over and you are feeling ill Have a happy Christmas hangover It's the most miserable time of the year The eggnog's made you fat, the party is over 'Cept for your wacky Uncle who is still drinking your beer Turkey's great on Christmas bur after a whole month Of turkey pie stew and pie you start to dread lunch Breakfast is much scarier cuz all there is to eat Is fourteen Christmas cakes and a bag of cranberries Have a happy Christmas hangover It's the most miserable time of the year Your uncle's in the bathroom and granny's on the sofa And you start to wish that they'd just disappear You ate too many liquor-filled chocolates Got no money left in your pockets But at least you got lots of Ugly sweaters and bow ties and socks (And twenty-two calenders!) You're skin is pale and pasty, your energy is spent Along with all the money you need to pay the rent The children are all crying 'cuz they've broken all their toys Is this misery worth one day of joy? Have a happy Christmas hangover It's the most miserable time of the year Your uncle has passed out on granny on the sofa And you start to wish that you could disappear And you start to wish that you cold disappear

Birthday Card At Christmas

JETHRO TULL "The Jethro Tull Christmas Album"
Got a birthday card at Christmas... it made me think of Jesus Christ. It said, "I love you" in small letters. I simply had to read it twice. Wood smoke curled from blackened chimneys. The smell of frost was in the air. Pole star hovered in the blackness. I looked again... it wasn't there. People have showered me with presents. While their minds were fixed on other things. Sleigh bells, bearded red suit uncles. Pointy trees and angel wings. I am the shadow in your Christmas. I am the corner of your smile. Perfunctory in celebration. You offer content but no style. That little baby Jesus... he got a birthday card or three. Gold trinkets and cheap frankincense. Some penny baubles for his tree. Have some time off for good behaviour. Forty days, give or take a few. Hey there, sweet baby Jesus... Let's share a birthday card with you.

Was it funny? Share it with friends!