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ADELE lyrics - 19

Hometown Glory

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I've been walking in the same way as I did Missing out the cracks in the pavement And tutting my heel and strutting my feet "Is there anything I can do for you dear? Is there anyone I could call?" "No and thank you, please Madam. I ain't lost, just wandering." Round my hometown Memories are fresh Round my hometown Ooh the people I've met Are the wonders of my world Are the wonders of my world Are the wonders of this world Are the wonders of my world I like it in the city when the air is so thick and opaque I love to see everybody in short skirts, shorts and shades I like it in the city when two worlds collide You get the people and the government Everybody taking different sides Shows that we ain't gonna stand shit Shows that we are united Shows that we ain't gonna take it Shows that we ain't gonna stand shit Shows that we are united Round my hometown Memories are fresh Round my hometown Ooh the people I've met (Do da di di da da da da do do do do oh oh oh yaaaaaa yaa aye) Are the wonders of my world Are the wonders of my world Are the wonders of this world Are the wonders of my world Of my world Yeah Of my world Of my world yeah

Don't Understand

Did you ever stop to think about whatcha gonna do With your responsibility? Or did you, Just take this job cause it would Be good for the money And did you Ever stop to think About your duty to mankind Or did you, Think ya take this job do favours For you friends and waste all our time? So tell me man Do you realize what you're doing to this good country? Cause you're selling it all away for your economic Stability And you, Justify everything you do With the people that you say you're gonna employ But the unemployment line is getting bigger every year And you treat us all like toys. We're just expendable to you Along now with this land And there ain't no room left for empathy And this is something I don't understand Don't make no sense to me Justifying everything we do on our economy And there ain't no room No more room left for human decency Justifying everything we do on our economy And the only time you listen to the people Is when you think you won't get their vote Otherwise you really could not give a shit Don't mind rockin all our boats And the greatest living friend is a man who goes by The name of apathy And we let you get away with everything you like so You make all your money But I tell you something right now old man And this is a fair old warning to you That the people are waking up And gonna make you accountable too Just like the nazi trials in Nuremburg Hell not so long ago Gonna make you pay for what you have done Gonna make you responsible Cause I don't understand don't understand don't understand what head space you are in so it must be lies you're speaking and the land that you love he could not give a damn about and the ocean that you love do you think he could give a fuck about? And the family that you love do you think he could give A damn about?

Sex Or Weight Lifting

ADAM SANDLER "What The Hell Happened To Me?"
[Adam Sandler]: Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Gregory Miner. [Adam Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people having sex [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you right now [Man]: Ok [Adam Sandler]: You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin' sex? [Man]: Yeah I got ya [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'm pressing the play button...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: What do you think? [Man]: Well that's people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing a Military Press [Man]: But..but they... [Adam Sandler]: No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh hi my name is Ron. [Adam Sandler]: Ron, what's your last name, quick. [Man]: Ron Johnson. [Adam Sandler]: Alright, that's good enough. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are havin' sex.. [Man]: Yeah? [Adam Sandler]: See how he says yeah? Or working out in a fitness center. [Man]: Uh huh [Adam Sandler]: I'm pressing play...Now. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: And what do you think? [Man]: Uh, that was two gay men having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No those were two men doing Butterfly Curls. [Man]: Sounded like two gay guys having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Well no sir, you are dead wrong. [Man]: Alright. [Adam Sandler]: Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name? [Man]: Uh Larry Bartowski [Adam Sandler]: And Larry, how old are you? [Man]: I am 62. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Man]: Nice to meet you Barry. [Adam Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir? [Man]: I think I'll be able to do this. [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir. Here we go. And play. {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting? [Man]: That was definitely two people having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No they were doing Leg Squats. [Man]: You're kidding me? They were not having sex? [Adam Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base. [Man]: I don't believe it. [Adam Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you the only one who did. Okay {Moans and screams} [Adam Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. What do you think? [Man]: Those people were definitely having sex. [Adam Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. Thanks for playing the game. [Man]: You're kidding me. They, they... [Adam Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it. [Man]: They were having sex. [Adam Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are you? [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: My name's Barry Lakin. [Woman]: Hi. [Adam Sandler]: Hi. What's your name? [Women]: Uh Jessica Sanders. [Adam Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record. [Woman]: Oh okay. [Adam Sandler]: I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are having sex or working out in a gym. [Woman]: Okay. [Adam Sandler]: Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going on. [Woman]: You're unzipping my pants. [Adam Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something. [Woman]: Oh that feels good. [Adam Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it here we go [Woman]: You got shit all over me. [Adam Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. Here we go. {Playback} [Adam Sandler]: Now what do you think? [Woman]: That was you having sex with me. [Adam Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.

In My Life

JUVENILE "Juve The Great"
[Mannie Talking:] Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls lil children, dogs and cats right now, you are listening to the incredible drum patterns of DJ Mannie Fresh LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ! [Chorus (X2)] Mannie: I'm a buy cars, I'm a get clothes, I'm a rock jewels, I'm a fuck ho's, I'm a smoke weeds, Got alot of drinks, steppin out, gators, coca-cola mink Juvenile: I Need it in my life, I want it in my life come put it in my life, I'm a keep it in my life [Verse 1 (Juvenile)] Its ya nigga Juve, from the magnolia, still loakin, You ho's gon' know whats up with me Bust the pussy open Loose titty, loose booty, round down and up, if a gangsta can't touch it, what you bouncin it fo' Now give me leway, watch how a G play Watch how my name get caught up in the he and she say Its UTP day, we with the streets may They represent us when they hear us at the DJs Break bread with me nigga, demand with me though we was beefin , your supposed to spend your cash with me I'm in here last with me, hold me down, give me a whip, give me a bitch and let her blow me down, I'm so gutter, I'm so slick, i'm so grimey I promise you something, I bet you gon find me I'm a eat, purchase, whatever I please CO, give me the keys, aww please, I need two of these [Chorus (X1)] [Verse 2 (Juvenile)] I'm a be so courageous, and so contagious, Until my fucking rap sheets gonna recieve mo' pages, Listen to Juve cuz this my year mon' (my year mon') Invision I'm bout to kick it in here mon' (in here mon') Don't you see the Soldiers and Bauds when I appear mon' (appear mon') About being written on my face cuz I don't fear none (don't fear none) Me and my team got a scheme to go light the block up, Skip, Smoove put in work and wacko poppin the chopper I Scream the 'U' cuz I mean it, the only difference is you be throwing your set up when you screamin I Seen it, Man all of the obstacles that I been through, what make you think i'm a be scared of a bitch like you, I'm ya dog, let me get it all consign me, you ain't paid them last people yet, dog don't even remind me, I gain knowlege, my game polished, and it is obvious you can't block it, you can't knock it, this is profit [Chorus (X1)] [Verse 3 (Juvenile)] Can I untape the clips and chill Show my niggers its real, Can my people shop in Beverly Hills, I got alot of work I know thats gonna be ahead of me still, But my peace mentality gon' keep me ahead in the field Pardon me, but I got paper to chase, Now cut thru the talking and bring me straight to the safe, I know where the cameras at and I'm destroying the tape, I'm not leaving no evidence for the forensics to trace, I had a problem on my hand, a few bills I had been payin', I figured about a lil'bit less than 75 grand, and my dog Rocky, caught a nickel for a pistol, Its serious when the federales comin' to get you, Life is at a standstill, all change in this damn field, What you say, can get you and ya mans killed, This my last chance to come up, this gotta be it, Juve comin up, the first round' lottery pick [Chorus (X1)]


Chisel Cold
I cried my tears in a glass of tequila For a truck-stop honey with a dubious name She held my heart like a blackjack dealer And took my money when she left the game She was overly fond of sophisticated messin' around I've had a bellyful of livin' in the same old merry-go-round Well I played in the summer and I froze in the winter And I hankered for the high school beauty queen She was married to a rich young timber-miller And christened a boy when she was just nineteen Crazy love, never gonna settle down I've had a bellyful of lovin' on the same old merry-go-round Like any man I've got to work for a living Just to earn my soul for a weekend show Saturday morning I'll be down by the river Getting whipped at the Copmanhurst rodeo When the weekend comes I'm gonna set fire to the town I've had a bellyful of workin' on the same old merry-go-round I'm looking out as the sun goes down Drinking Bundeburg at the end of the day I'm twentyfive, I'm half alive The rest is only just a ticket away Give me a ticket, take me to a city hotel I've had a bellyful of livin' on the same old merry-go-round

Wrote A Song For Everyone

JOHN FOGERTY "Wrote A Song For Everyone"
Met myself a comin' county welfare line. I was feelin' strung out, hung out on the line. Saw myself a goin', down to war in June. All I want, all I want is to write myself a tune. [Chorus:] Wrote a song for everyone, Wrote a song for truth. Wrote a song For everyone And I couldn't even talk to you. Got myself arrested, wound me up in jail. Richmond 'bout to blow up, communication failed. If you see the answer, now's the time to say. All I want, all I want is to get you down and pray. [Chorus x2] Saw the people standin' thousand years in chains. Somebody said it's different now, look, it's just the same. Pharoah's spin the message, 'round and 'round the truth. They could have saved a million people, how can I tell you? [Chorus x2]

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