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ABANDONED POOLS lyrics

Clone High Theme Song

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Way way back in the 1980's Secret government employees Dug up famous guys and ladys And made amusing giant copies Now the clones are sexy teens now They're gonna make it if they try Loving, learning, sharing, judging a time to laugh whichever And cry clone high clone high

Cheerleader

Deirdre Flint "The Shuffleboard Queens"
If I could live my life in rewind There's a couple of changes I'd make this time Cause if I knew what was good for me I'd have been practicing splits from the age of three Oh, I got a masters, I got a car, I volunteer and I can play the guitar But I'd trade it all in the bat of an eye For a polyester skirt ridin' up my thigh Oh, life must be great like a permanent date When you're a cheerleader Oh, The fun doesn't end and your hair is your friend When you're a cheerleader Cheerleaders drive Camaros Cheerleaders don't date geeks And everybody thinks it's really cute the way she has to S-P-L-L everything she speaks. All the guys want to date her all the girls want to be her Next time round, I want to be a cheerleader Cheerleading's a sport now that's what they're callin' for Though it's the only sport I know that you put your makeup on for Some women say that it harms and demeans Can you guess who didn't make their high school teams? Hey! Cheerleading teaches you valuable poise You then can apply to the career of your choice like Serving up burgers and fries with a smile Or spraying perfume in the cosmetics aisle Oh, a cheerleader might not have her GED But she's pursuing one Oh, a cheerleader might never be a CEO But she'll be dating one You get to ditch all your old loser friends The moment that you make the squad With the high school crest stretched across your chest You're one step down from GOD Oh, all the guys want to date her all the girls want to be her Next time round, I want to be a cheerleader Last night I had a dream I was back in high school and they just hung up the final cuts of the varsity cheerleading squad. It was utter mayhem. Girls were wailing and nashing their teeth realizing that their social lives were completely over. Well, I managed to make my way through the moldering carnage until I found myself face to face with . . . THE LIST Gennifer Jessyca Tiffani Stefanii Brittani Brytany Britannee Deirdre Deirdre?!? Why That's ME! I made the team!! Oh my gosh! I never want to wake up from this wonderful dream! Oh, life must be cool I mean you totally rule as a cheerleader All the dweebs stop in all when you strut down the hall As a cheerleader Cheerleaders don't' wear glasses, cheerleaders don't get zits. And all the girls would die to have their little tiny thighs And their really, really, really big Makeup kits All the guys want to date her. . .(well, a couple want to be her) Next time round I want to be a cheerleader.

The Secret

PENNYWISE "Pennywise"
listen children I've got a secret one that they don't want me to tell I hope you register this little message it's the only way you can stay outta hell don't ask your parents they ain't gonna tell you cause they've already taken the fall thank your lucky stars for the enlightenment cause now it ain't no secret at all we're gonna die off in time we're only gonna die off in time until we stop succumbing to mankind, don't get me wrong I don't want to soil your future it used to be so squeaky clean it ain't my fetish to extend this pessimism or blow rain clouds over your scene I got the notion I got the feeling that this thing doesn't have to end this better up your suspicion if not there's only one result my friend hey mom and dad please don't hate me just cause in me you see your lost youth did I evolve into an adult organism do I blow myself away tell me the truth good intentions yeah I got 'em plan for the future or pray for the end this had better raise up your suspicion if not there's only one result my friend

One Night Stand

D12
job done wanna have fun gonna call my girls gonna get my air done so i dress tight wiv my heels high and i think about the moves ima pull tonight when i roll up out front guys lookin over like they want some make way, sexy for me and my ladies chorus hear the sound of the dj playin our jam glass down grab a man move to the floor its time to get down ding ding first round hand on my hips as we start to dip close range full clip temptations, sensations,vibrations my one night stand act wild but i got style cos i aint sippin if it aint crystal high class nice ass spend your money but i got my own cash good vibes so right thankyou for the dance tonight feel free baby keep lookin cos u cant have me chorus i said get up get up its a one night stand hear i come again with my rymin slang ride with the rythm as i flip this sound flip this sound we gonna move around and mmmmmmis-teeq were comin back again love of the music inside your membrane im gonna burn u wiv my lyrical flame enter the game come fllow me its time to play break down dont u go and get the wrong impressin its just a dancd, im wiv my girlfriends hangin out to mislead u wasnt my intention nothin more to say chorus (x2)

Clones (We're All)

ALICE COOPER "Flush The Fashion"
I'm a clone I know it and I'm fine I'm one and more are on the way I'm two, doctor Three's on the line He'll take incubation another day I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all We destroyed the government We're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor We don't need your kind The other ones Ugly ones Stupid boys Wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all Six is having problems Adjusting to his clone status Have to put him on a shelf 'Please don't put me on a shelf' All day long we hear him crying so loud I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself I just wanna be myself Be myself Be myself I'm all alone, so are we all We destroyed the government We're destroying time No more problems on the way I'm through doctor We don't need your kind The other ones Ugly ones Stupid boys Wrong ones I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all I'm all alone, so are we all We're all clones All are one and one are all All are one and one are all

4 My 1

JADEN SMITH
She knows, she knows She knows, she knows I wish she, was ready to make up I can see you smile You have been a wild child for a while, baby The black and white is tiles Got me for a mile Landing on my high notes Falling into cycles The macros and the micros I can't feel you through them tight clothes But, I can feel your love it might grow -angelo is after Michael Baby you can be my Sistine Sixteen [Hook:] You're all I need, you're all I need You are all that I need Oh yes indeed I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees I am on my knees Oh yes indeed [Bridge:] The funny thing about life is I forget it when I write this Getting famous from my high kick Tell you what's right there Nevermind that's frightening Then I strike like lightning I write, then I light them Won't say it again Sayin' I'm famous we flying to Vegas again And they say that they pay for this If your okay with them taping this Man, I'm debating this I didn't grow up an atheist But man it gets so clear who's Satan is And man I'm not doing your interviews Cause CNN doesn't have better news I do all the things that I said I'd do Open your eyes I'm ahead of you L-E-X is the Avenue I will not stop until I am incredible The center of all your attention is me in the room when I'm doing my center fold Imma go XXX And I would be so surprised if your crew was eligible Well I just put my whole clique on a pedestal Kick it with models but sleep in my bed alone Young upper echelon I stay with my clique like a metronome click Had a few friends at the crib And the PoPo came through to come shut down the festival Had a new chick at the crib she respectable That's unacceptable, give her flowers ahead of time She said that she go to Pepperdine cryin' at 9am Homie I said I'm fine She said she hate when I'm in her mind 'Long as I make it to dinner time then I can ball out Then we can fall out What is you talkin' 'bout? What is you talkin' 'bout? I'm talkin' 'bout reading a book up in London And walking around 'till it's dark out That vision I saw it now I'm not a scientist Go read a hieroglyph Go stay where Osiris is I'm clearing my sinuses [Hook] [Bridge]

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